My New Job

[Fozzie Bear]

Yeah, it's a good job, and I'm really "digging" it. The other job was horrible and was sending me to an early grave, but I am "passed" that. I actually am looking forward to getting to work everyday now...it's like my spirits have been raised from the dead!

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

Oh, my, these puns... Jumbo congratulations, Kevin! Glad to hear you're no longer in a dead-end job! Though, of course, in a sense you are...
Erin

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Well, I don't have to deal with dead people; just those they leave behind. Most folks are really nice, too; others are kind of crass and cold still trying to deal with it all.

After someone dies, this company sells them CHEAP to ANYWHERE in the continental USA. 48 states, and no sales tax if you don't live in Memphis, free shipping to the cemetary or a place of business, free epitaph up to 25 letters, and 2 free emblems. http://www.westmemorials.com/

You can see my bosses on there: They look like movie stars to me!