Muppets Big Brother

[BEAR]

: Congratulations! It will be sad to see one of you leaving on Friday, except Miss Piggy...

Oh, how nice of my so called "best man" to show up. Where have jou been, okay?

 

[HPDJ]

: I've been here! It's just that best men never say anything!

 

[BEAR]

what about de toast? Best men give de toast and hold de rring, okay. Where es my toast! I am surprrised we passed de task when not everyone participated in it. (looks at frog)

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: Look, would ya rather we fail another task, that would mean another punishment and we'd all be eligible for the task that should not be named, so i suggest you should not look a gift horse in the mouth, Alright shrimp?!!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Champagne?!? Camilla's gonna kill me if I drink!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Yeah Gonzo, you're weird enough without drinking. Actually, it would be interesting to see what would happen if you did drink. Maybe instead of being weird, you'd be normal! And that would be weird! I'm making no sense now, must be the champagne talking.

 

[That Announcer]

Champagne?!? Camilla's gonna kill me if I drink!

Not just her, me as well! I suggest we lock up all of this mind-altering substance where no one can get to it, least of all the prawn and the weirdo!

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

: Congratulations! It will be sad to see one of you leaving on Friday, except Miss Piggy...

Just what do you mean by that, frog?

 

[BEAR]

Rizzo: Look, would ya rather we fail another task, that would mean another punishment and we'd all be eligible for the task that should not be named, so i suggest you should not look a gift horse in the mouth, Alright shrimp?!!!

I stand corrected, okay.(hangs head in shame). Pass de bubbles!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*sniff* I always cry at weddings..... *honks into hankie*