Muppets Big Brother

[Beauregard]

*Ma walks into the spa room and sees Fozzie chtting up Piggy*

Why, Fozzie. You should be ashamed of yourself! Go stright to your room young man, or, I don't know what I will do.

*heads to diary room*

Big Brother, I am confused. When do will the eviction take place, Big Brother person?

 

[That Announcer]

Well! SOME-one's finally going to put a STOP to this nonsense! Hmmmph... his mother, no less! Em-i-ly Bear! I wonder if she's a good cook...

 

[Beauregard]

Ma Bear

Hi there little fellow *not sure who you are playing, put a notice at the begining of your posts, please people*

I sure am a good cook, I won an award. For the blackest black pudding in the west.I wonder what my brother...or, big brother, or big daddy or whoever he be may have put in there in way of supplies.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like, oh my gosh, Mrs. Bear. I don't think the supplies will be very impressive. But I toterrly can't wait till our task!

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

: Fozzie! What is wrong with you? Why are you playing up to the cameras! HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs to diary room) Big Brother, I'm having some problems with Fozzie! I can't believe he's hitting on Piggy! I want him out!

You can nominate Fozzie for eviction

: I think I'll just do that!

Hmmm. Perhaps my Kermie does care for me. Did you see how jealous he looked when Fozzie was coming on to me. Maybe I will stay awhile. My froggie may need me.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Rowlf: Boy, I take a nap and all of sudden everything is happening! The bear is making out with the pig, the frog is freaking out...geeze, what dimension did we enter? Oh well. Guess I'll go make my nomination for eviction.

 

[BEAR]

Whaaat? Talk to the frog? Yeees, it es always up to Pepe to save the day, okay! (goes and finds Kermit) Froggy, man, como estas?

 

[That Announcer]

I wonder, can you make apple pie?

I feel so out of place here. You- you there! The tall lanky one with the guitar! Did you realize that underneath your clothes, you are walking around completely NAKED? This disgusts me! To think I'll be in a bedroom with the likes of YOU!

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (Enters from hole in the wall outside, by the way this is my entrance) Finally the guests are here, now lets see who I can pal up to then betray!!! Hehe!

 

[Beauregard]

Ma Bear

Apple Pie, why yes sir, I surely can. *digs into supplies, and discovers no cinemon).

Why, no, sir I surely cannot withoiut cinemon to sprinkle on the topping.