Muppets Big Brother

[Beauregard]

*comes in, and snatches the book*

Now, Sammy, last week together. We should spend time Talking, and Thinking, and going back over memories of yore. Ahh...of your what? Wocka Wocka!

*flips through book, and puts it down*

Seriously, let's you, me, rowlf gather in the living room and talk a little.

 

[That Announcer]

Alright. I enjoy discussing the past, it's my family's favorite thing to do. I have some family pictures, if you want them.

What, just this? Oh, alright. Mmph.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Rowlf: I'm up for sitting around and reminicing. Who knows, things could get musical! I'll be prepared for a good old fashioned sing along!

 

[Beauregard]

But what would we sing? I'm no good without my voice tutor, and he costs the earth, I tell you. Luckily Fozzie is a celebrity, so he works for cups of tea. Speaking of which can I get anyone one?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Why yes Mrs. Bear! You make the best tea out of anyone I've ever met! I'd love a cup!

 

[Beauregard]

*hands Rowlf a cup* And I'll go and get tea to go in it, wocka, wocka! Or, i simply out-do myself...I must write this one down. "When someone asks for a cup, hand them a cup." Laughes.

 

[That Announcer]

Tea is nicely cultural, though I suspect it may be un-American. I'll take a cup full as well, with a little milk added, if you please.

 

[Beauregard]

*finishing a joke* ...and he says, I didn't know it was a Polar bear! Wocka, wocka. You see...Fozzie got it wrong in MTM...that's why it wasn't funny...

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother.

Good morning housemates, and welcome to your penultimate day in the house!

To celebrate your stay, today Little Brother is throwing in a dinner party in your honour. Please find a fully laid out table in the dining room with a selection of the finest foods available for your enjoyment.

Viewers (including former housemates) are still welcome to vote for who they wish to win Muppets Big Brother.

 

[Beauregard]

Oh, flibber-my-gibblets! The last day...oh, is that honey roast ham? Pass please, Sammy. Oh, and the potatoes, and...oh, can I get a drink anyplace?