Muppets Big Brother

[That Announcer]

YES! Now that the un-American shrimp is gone, I shall be able to install a sense of CUL-TURE and MO-ra-li-ty in this house! Harrumph!

You there, the dog! Wash yourself down, you look mangy! You bear... um, you're alright. Anyway, culture is culture. I'll hang up those American flags now. (heads to bedroom)

(OOC: Sad to see you go, Bryan. We want you back for MBB2!)

 

[Beauregard]

Final week! Final task! Oh boy does this get streesy. I'm heading to the tub for some bubblign under my toes, wocka, wocka!

 

[That Announcer]

Final week! Final task! Oh boy does this get streesy. I'm heading to the tub for some bubblign under my toes, wocka, wocka!

Ahhhhhh... WHAT? Did you just say WOCKA WOCKA? You're worse than I thought! I knew you were the bear's mother, but you usually didn't act like this!

 

[Beauregard]

Well, it's a family tradition, oh feathered bald one, you know how it is with tradion, and decency, father-to..well..mother-to-son.

I certainyl brought that boy up good, you know, his jokes are to die for, at least they are painfull. Wocka, wocka!

 

[That Announcer]

Well, I truly must agree with you there. His jokes are one of the reasons most of my relatives are now extinct, you know!

Okay, who's laughing? Nobody? Well, we've got to work on all of you!

 

[Beauregard]

I say, young man, why don't you lighten up a little. Shake your tail feathers a bit. Life isn't just decent, it's delightfull. Wocka, wocka! *turns on the radio*

 

[Harvey Towers]

This is Little Brother.

This is the final week in the Muppets Big Brother house.

By the end of the week a winner will have been decided on and they will leave with all of the prize money.

Your final task therefore is to post your appeal to the MC Public as to why you should be voted as their winner. Viewers and former housemates will all be asked to vote on who they wish to win. This will be your last chance to influence the voting public.

Little Brother asks you to enjoy your remaining time in the house. You are all winners; it's just one of you will be the most-winner.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Rowlf: Well, I have enjoyed my time here in the house, I think I've made some good friends. I think people should vote for me because I was just here to play the game. I did all the tasks that were asked and well, pretty much minded my own business because that's what I do. And hey, I added entertainment every now and then playing piano for everyone as gentle background music. Anyway, it's been fun, so vote for me if you'd like, but if not, I still enjoyed the experience. All right, where did I put that flea powder?

 

[Beauregard]

*stares into camera, eyes big and puppy-doggish*

Well, you know, what have I done here in the house? I've only been a background member, you know, sweeping, cleaning, tidying...*getting faster and faster* Cooking, and cleaning, and bakeing, and dusting, and making the breakfast, and making the dinner, and making the beds...making the beds? Forget that last remark, ahhaha...

Right! Well, where was I? My poor guffundled brain needs a sweep itself, wocka, wocka. If you want to vote me, please do, but if not, you know where I live, pop in for tea sometime.

 

[That Announcer]

(Comes up to podium with the Seal of Sam in the background. Trumpet music plays.)

Greetings. As a member of the Big Brother household, I have tried to lend MORALITY and CUL-ture to ev-er-y-one here! I have made sure not to be RUDE, and I have attempted to make sure that no-one ELSE is rude to ME or the others! I was succ-ess-ful in driving that little shrimp and that BEAR out of the house, and the RAT as well! And don't you see that's all for the better? Now, after several weeks, I have made this house into a genuine A-mer-i-can outpost! The bedroom bears my indelible stamp: the bedspreads are now red, white and blue, and there is a Star Spangled Banner above the beds! Every morning, I have tried to make these WEIRDOS sing our Na-tio-nal Anthem, but God knows I have not always been successful! I even have this Emily Bear cooking some good, cultural food, including some decidedly fancy dishes!

Ladies and gentlemen, I appeal to you. Please vote for me, your genuine bald eagle! Thank you. Harrumph. (heads into bedroom, turns around to camera again) If you'll excuse me, I have a little Robert Burns to read. (heads back)