Muppets Big Brother

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie

Pepe could you talk better we know you have a speech impediment but can you spell better so we can read it

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey guys let's have a breath holding contest! I bet I'll beat you. (Sticks head under water)

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

fozzie grabs a straw and goes under water

 

[BEAR]

Fozzie

Pepe could you talk better we know you have a speech impediment but can you spell better so we can read it

ooc: I have been doing my best when writing the dialect to make it understandable and I think I have. I didn't think the substitutions were that confusing but i'm sorry. I won't change everything, though, because it takes away from the fun of the character. Some of what i am writing is actually spanish too ("Si" and "hace calor" meaning "its hot"). let me know what else i can do to meet your convenience.

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

occ it cool it s just card to read when its mixed together

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

: THE POEM! I forgot!!!!!!!!!!

John Cleese was a cheese!
Shirley Bassey was sassey!
Mark Hamill, upon a hill!
Roger Moore, not a bore!
Elton John, come on!
Buddy Rich, we wouldn't switch!
Anne Murray, in a hurry!
Johnny Cash, wanted mash!

*sigh* That was beautiful, Kermie. I could sit here and listen to you recite poetry all day.

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE
Man Piggy your a flirt

 

[Beauregard]

Ma Bear -

Fozzie, I know that I didn't do all your anatomy traing at an early age, but I'd like to point out that the pig-lady is no Man...for details, ask your father...

 

[HPDJ]

: Piggy, I can't forgive you until Fozzie has left this house!

 

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. You have FAILED the Big Brother task of poetry, as Miss Piggy did not participate at all. Also, Fozzie has been talking about nominations to other housemates. THIS IS STRICLTLY AGAINST BIG BROTHER RULES. Your punishment for both of those deeds will be announced after the eviction, tommorow.