MuppetFest 2?

[Fozzie Bear]

I've decided to bring boiled eggs and peanuts!! I'm going to dye the shells on all of them (eggs and peanuts) with some stuff left over from easter.

FOZ

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by EmmyMik


LOL!!!

Not at our house. We have dogs. So in the backyard you'll have to look out for the, um... presents that the dogs leave behind...

Y'know, that burns quite well - so we'll all have a big bonfire to keep warm using dog manure for fuel ...... it'll be stinky though, so everyone has to put Muppet lingerie over there noses !

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Luke
so everyone has to put Muppet lingerie over there noses !

Got an extra pair of Gonzo lingerie I can borrow for my nose?

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear


Got an extra pair of Gonzo lingerie I can borrow for my nose?

I'll forward you a pair of Gonzo Thongs straight away ..... imagine what they'd think if they got opened at customs ! ;-)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

OH! OH!! I know...Customs would think I had a long crooked nose, right? RIGHT?!

 

[Luke]

Yeah well, that and the FBI coming to arrest me for importing obscene lingerie of a Muppety nature into the states ! ;-)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I have the perfect idea!

MUPPETFEST 2003--LUKE'S HOUSE OR BUST!! WOOOWEEEEE!

That way, we can have exploding penguins!

FOZ

(PS: Luke, you don't have any worries about the FBI, they won't arrest you cause I know lots of people at the Funny Bear Institute!!)

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
MUPPETFEST 2003--LUKE'S HOUSE OR BUST!! WOOOWEEEEE!
FOZ

Oh yeah this would be cool - and a guaranteed way for you guys to make sure i am actually there this time ! LOL

I've already mentioned many a time i have an ambient cosy shed with plenty of leg room (perfect for those newlyweds) available for rent to anybody travelling to London. We can just have the garage as a museum (it does leak a bit sometimes so 'Kermit with an umbrella' will be amongst the attractions), we'll have swimming with the Penguins (naked --- the penguins i mean) in the hot-tub (only $1 a lap) although you'll have to sign a waiver incase any penguins explode. I'll pipe 'Muppet Central Radio' through my bedroom speakers out to the garden so thats a perfect area for dancing - though watch out for the mole hills. Lastly there's rats in our attic so i'll just name them Yolanda, Rizzo etc and we'll construct one of those rat races like in 'Muppets From Space' and i'll run a gambling ring.

I'm so pumped ....... i gotta pee !

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Hmm...looks expensive...

MUPPETFEST 2003--BACK AT EMMY'S!! I'm bringin' spinach and pinto beans!!

FOZ

 

[grail]

Re: Hmm...looks expensive...

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
MUPPETFEST 2003--BACK AT EMMY'S!! I'm bringin' spinach and pinto beans!!

FOZ

Foz, I'll give you a ride! that way I can bring the DIP!!

HA!

I kill me!

(sorry, man...it was just so easy, and i couldn't resist)