Alright! I now present
The Theater: By Scooter
A theater we own.
Between a few stores.
Complete with a working telphone.
Don't be afraid by our creaky floors.
Everyone knows.
From near and far,
Great shows,
Haven't been found at a bar.
Inside our theater,
Kermit is there.
Longer and greater,
Muppet shows fair.
No one can beat us,
Or bring us to our knees.
Piggy might fuss.
Quongo is wild.
Regret our show we do not.
So for every child,
The Muppet Show will not rot!
Universal laughter will be heard!
Very clear.
When the theater is full of Muppets and birds.
X-pect no fear!
You're going to have fun.
Zoot will play his sax when the show at the theater is done.
Phew! That was tough!