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Muppet Stuff: A Gag Thread

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:boo: : I like this groovy music.

:sleep: : AHHHHH! My neck! My back!

:embarrassed: : YES! FINALLY! HAHAHAHAHA!
 
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Animal chases Bert to Sesame Street...

meanwhile....


:halo: : CHASE BERT!

:frown: : HELP!

:grouchy: : GET AWAY FROM MY TRASHCAN!
 
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Day 2...

:sleep: : Well, it's day 2 here at MS. Can we survive?

:boo: : When that bear comes up with better jokes! And that's one in a
million chances that he will! hehe.

:embarrassed: : I heard that! And that wasn't even funny!
 
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Ernie and Bert...

:frown: : Ernie, Kermit want's to speak to you on the phone...

:stick_out_tongue: : I can't hear you Bert, I've got a banana in my ear, hehehe.

:frown: : AHHHH! ERNIE! NOT THAT ONE AGAIN!
 
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Later...

:stick_out_tongue: : Say Bert, that was Kermit, and he wants me to.....uhhhh...Bert?

:frown: : I CAN'T HEAR YOU, THERE'S A BANANA IN MY EAR! I'M NOT JOKING!

:stick_out_tongue: : That's getting kinda old now Bert...
 
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:confused:: Hey Beaky, this is some party, huh?

:halo:: PAR-TY! PAR-TY!

:eek:: *Frantic meeping*

BJ
 
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:confused:: Please go away Animal.

:halo:: Sorry.

:confused:: That's okay Animal. Hey, would you mind being my next guinea pig for my next experiment?

Animal: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *runs*

BJ
 
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:mad:: Kermit, Who is this? *Points to another girl: :flirt:*
kermit:Um......*Walkes away slowly*
:mad:: (o)_(o) WHy You Little *Jumps in air* *Knockes Kermit to ground*
I thought we had something! *Walkes away*
 
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Fleet Scribbler: Okay, why wasn't I invited?
Kermit: Err, the writers didn't like you.
Fleet Scribbler: Well, apparantly one writer does. And I've started a posse of rejected Muppets.
Kermit: A posse?
Bill the Bubble Guy: We weren't invited for this party, nor were we invited for the last few Muppet productions...
Seymour: How many is considered a "few"?
Bill the Bubble Guy: ...And now we're getting our revenge!
Leon: Oh, yeah!
Hilda: Let's get it all started!
(Crazy Harry causes an explosion)
Crazy Harry: Ha ha ha ha!
Kermit: But Harry... You were invited to this party, and you were in our last few productions... Remember your lines in The Muppets Wizard of Oz?
Crazy Harry: I don't care! (causes another explosion)
 
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