Muppet Stuff: A Gag Thread

[SSLFan]

: I like this groovy music.

: AHHHHH! My neck! My back!

: YES! FINALLY! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[SSLFan]

Animal chases Bert to Sesame Street...

meanwhile....


: CHASE BERT!

: HELP!

: GET AWAY FROM MY TRASHCAN!

 

[SSLFan]

Day 2...

: Well, it's day 2 here at MS. Can we survive?

: When that bear comes up with better jokes! And that's one in a
million chances that he will! hehe.

: I heard that! And that wasn't even funny!

 

[SSLFan]

: I heard that! And that wasn't even funny!

: No, but your face is! haha!

:hahahahahaha!

 

[SSLFan]

Ernie and Bert...

: Ernie, Kermit want's to speak to you on the phone...

: I can't hear you Bert, I've got a banana in my ear, hehehe.

: AHHHH! ERNIE! NOT THAT ONE AGAIN!

 

[SSLFan]

Later...

: Say Bert, that was Kermit, and he wants me to.....uhhhh...Bert?

: I CAN'T HEAR YOU, THERE'S A BANANA IN MY EAR! I'M NOT JOKING!

: That's getting kinda old now Bert...

 

[erniebert1234ss]

: Hey Beaky, this is some party, huh?

: PAR-TY! PAR-TY!

: *Frantic meeping*

BJ

 

[erniebert1234ss]

: Please go away Animal.

: Sorry.

: That's okay Animal. Hey, would you mind being my next guinea pig for my next experiment?

Animal: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *runs*

BJ

 

[Quack]

: Kermit, Who is this? *Points to another girl: *
kermit:Um......*Walkes away slowly*
: (o)_(o) WHy You Little *Jumps in air* *Knockes Kermit to ground*
I thought we had something! *Walkes away*

 

[minor muppetz]

Fleet Scribbler: Okay, why wasn't I invited?
Kermit: Err, the writers didn't like you.
Fleet Scribbler: Well, apparantly one writer does. And I've started a posse of rejected Muppets.
Kermit: A posse?
Bill the Bubble Guy: We weren't invited for this party, nor were we invited for the last few Muppet productions...
Seymour: How many is considered a "few"?
Bill the Bubble Guy: ...And now we're getting our revenge!
Leon: Oh, yeah!
Hilda: Let's get it all started!
(Crazy Harry causes an explosion)
Crazy Harry: Ha ha ha ha!
Kermit: But Harry... You were invited to this party, and you were in our last few productions... Remember your lines in The Muppets Wizard of Oz?
Crazy Harry: I don't care! (causes another explosion)