Muppet Star Wars

[GonzoLover85]

Fair enough!
I'm looking forward to the rest!
Keep it coming!

 

[Scooterthegofer]

Ok now, I might as well make this a big chapter...

Setting: Death to Muppets Star, hallway

Kermit:
I have a feeling the rest of this won't be so easy.
Rowlf:
You'd be right.
Fozzie:
So where are we going now?
Rowlf:
The forward command center.
Kermit:
The what?
Rowlf:
The forward command center.
Kermit:
Oh.
Fozzie:
Are we there yet?
Rowlf:
(takes out map) Well, let's see... Okay, we've got to turn right, turn right again, go straight at the next exit and turn left after that, go straight, right, left, straight, straight, left, right, and then we'll be there.
Kermit:
Say that again?
Rowlf:
Here, you take the map.
Kermit:
No, you've got it all wrong! we've got to go straight to the end of the hallway and turn right.
Rowlf:
That's the easy way.
Fozzie:
Let's take the easy way, okay?
Rowlf:
Fine.
(They come into the command center. Stormtroopers just sit back while Luke and Han take out their blasters and shoot them.)
Fozzie:
Well, that was easy.
Message from radio system:
Command to TK-455, is there a problem?
Fozzie:
Umm... negative. We had a slight weapons malfunction but... everything's fine now. We're fine. How are you?
Message:
Are you sure?
Fozzie:
(Shoots radio system) Positive. ( to Luke) Pretty dull conversation anyway.
Kermit (fiddling around with buttons):
Look here. The princess is here.
Fozzie:
So what?
Kermit:
So, why don't we rescue her?
Rowlf:
The kid's right. Why don't we?
Fozzie:
Are you joking? I think I've risked my life enough on this mission.
Rowlf:
Well then, we'll leave you behind.
Fozzie:
No! Don't leave me behind!
Kermit:
Fine, we'll take you. Anyway, we'll need you and you're Wookiee friend for this mission. Also we need handcuffs.
Rowlf:
Are you thinking up some brilliant plan?
Kermit:
You bet I am.​

 

[theprawncracker]

Hmm... I like how you changed it up to have that scene in the command center, not the prison hold. Very nice. Fozzie's getting better too! Kermit and Rowlf are awesome! Great stuff!

 

[Scooterthegofer]

Setting: Death to Muppets Star, Prison Hold

Sweetums:
Hey, what are you doing?
Fozzie:
Just come on, Chewie.
Guard:
Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk?
Fozzie:
Umm... Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk.
Guard:
Bawkbawk. Bawk bawk bawk! (shows them in)
Fozzie:
Bawk bawk!
Rowlf:
I need to go. Bye!
Kermit:
Bye!
Fozzie:
Aha! There she is!
Kermit:
So how do we get in?
Fozzie:
Walk in.
Kermit:
Of course.
Fozzie:
You go in. I'm getting the jitters.
Kermit:
Ok.
Piggy:
Aren't you just a bit tall to be a stormtrooper?
Kermit:
(Takes off helmet) I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.
Piggy:
Oh, frog of my heart, throw yourself into my arms!
Kermit:
Umm... you're supposed to be in love with the bear.
Piggy:
I'm supposed to be in love with the bear? HIYAA!
(Luke is shot out of the detention room)
Fozzie:
Well, that was something.
Piggy:
NOW do I have to be in love with the bear?
Kermit:
Yes.
Piggy:
Fine. I would karate chop you again, but there are more serious matters now.
Kermit:
Like what?
Piggy:
Like the troop of Stormtroopers coming towards us.
Kermit:
Oh yeah. And how do you suggest we do that?
Piggy:
By jumping in to the garbage chute.
Kermit:
Fine.
(They jump in)
Oscar the Grouch:
Hi!
Kermit:
What are you doing here?
Oscar:
A very brief cameo.
Kermit:
Somehow, I get an extreme sense of Deja Vu.

Next time: Things get mashy!​

 

[GonzoLover85]

The Osacr bit is great. I love it.

Keep the jokes a comin'

 

[theprawncracker]

HAHAHA! Love Oscar! Hilarious! The karate chop was great too. "NOW do I have to be in love with the bear?" Too funny!

 

[Scooterthegofer]

I'm surprised no one got the "just a bit tall to be a stormtrooper" bit.

Setting: Death to Muppets Star, Trash compactor
Kermit:
Pi-er-Leia, i'm surprised you let yourself into this mess.
Piggy:
Oh, don't worry. Old dress.
Fozzie:
So where are we?
Kermit:
3870416. Wait, what's happening? (Walls start getting closer together)
Piggy:
Yipes!
Fozzie:
I told you-I told you this wasn't a good idea!

Back at command center:
Sam:
This is... odd. If their communicator isn't malfunctioning, they are in trash compactor 3870416.
Robin:
So what should we do?
Sam:
Deactivate the trash compactor, you dolt!
Robin:
Oh, fine. (Presses buttons)

Back in trash compactor, walls recede sharply.
Kermit:
We're saved!

Tractor beam room. Obi-Wan deactivates tractor beam, then sneaks on.

Hangar. Darth Vader is waiting.
Gonzo:
Yes, I will finally defeat Obi-Wan Kenobi! Isn't it exciting! I will not just be a villian, I will be a SUPERVILLIAN!
Officer:
Bawk bawk?
Gonzo:
Oh, right. Aha! there he is!
Rowlf:
Aha, here I am.
Gonzo:
The cycle is complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master!
Rowlf:
Only a master of evil!
Gonzo:
Oh. I - guess you're right.

Next time: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!​

 

[theprawncracker]

HAHAHA! I love Gonzo's last line! This is awesome!

 

[GonzoLover85]

I'm surprised no one got the "just a bit tall to be a stormtrooper" bit.

Oh, it was gotten. I'm loving where this story is going.
Keep up the great work!

 

[Scooterthegofer]

Setting: Death to Muppets Star, Hangar

(Just as Vader and Obi-Wan start fighting, the rest of the gang comes in)
Kermit:
Oh, hi Ben.
Rowlf:
Oh, hi Lu-Waaah! (Vader takes advantage of the distraction and cuts him down)
Kermit:
No, he can't be dead! And it's all my faul-WOAH! (Leia has pulled him into the Falcon)
Piggy:
Just get in here, flipperface!
Fozzie:
So where are we going?
Piggy:
Yavin 4.
Fozzie:
Why not Yavin 3? Or Yavin 5?
Piggy:
YAVIN 4, YOU DOLT!
Fozzie:
Okay, okay!

Next time: Rebel attack!​