Please. I'll give away the characters when i'm ready. In the meantime, our first Jedi shows up...
Setting: Luke's house, New Muppetemia, one day after last chapter. Luke is sleeping in a bunk while C3PO tries to wake him.
Sam:
Umm...excuse me? Master Luke? Yoo-hoo! Anyone in there?
Luke wakes up.
Kermit:
What? Oh, 3PO. Where's R2?
Sam:
That's what I wanted to talk to you about. He's missing.
(Dramatic sting)
Kermit:
Darn those dramatic stings. Anyway, if he's missing, let's go find him!
Sam:
My thoughts exactly. Your landspeeder is out back.
Kermit:
Great. Let's go.
After, speeding along for several minutes, Luke sees some pigs playing Tusken Raiders.
Kermit:
Maybe we could ask them.
Suddenly, one hits him with a staff.
Pigs:
Ya ya ya oinka ya ya!
Suddenly a cleaver sound is heard in the distance, and in comes Ben Kenobi with R2.
Rowlf:
Works every time. (To Luke) Did you lose something? Because in comes this little droid and he says he belongs to you and he's bringing me a message.
Sam:
So you're Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Rowlf:
The one and only. Come on, why don't you come to my hut.
Setting: Ben Kenobi's hut.
Kermit:
So you fought in the Clone Wars?
Rowlf:
Yep. I was a Jedi Knight like your father.
Kermit:
What happened to my father?
Rowlf:
A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned evil, killed him. (sobs) Here' i've got something for you.
(opens a chest and pulls out a tuxedo, a bust of Beetoven, a piano, and a piano bench before pulling out a shiny object.) Aha!
Kermit:
What is it?
Rowlf:
Your father's Lightsaber.
Kermit:
How do I turn it on?
Rowlf:
The little red button.
Kermit:
You mean-(shrieks as lightsaber turns on.)
Rowlf:
Yep, that button. Shake it around.
(Characters duck as Luke swings it dangerously close to their heads)
Rowlf:
You still need-Duck!-more practice. Yeow! (it swings towards his head again.)