Muppet Star Wars

[theprawncracker]

Thanks again! I'm trying really hard to make this funny.

You're doing very well! I'm impressed--especially because of your young age. Nice job.

 

[JEANYLASER]

Awesome Job I can't wait to read more suspense!

 

[Scooterthegofer]

There doesn't seem to be much suspense to me, but then, I know exactly what happens in the films.

 

[theprawncracker]

There doesn't seem to be much suspense to me, but then, I know exactly what happens in the films.

Eh, it's Jeany. She uses the word "suspense" in every other post. You get used to it.

 

[Scooterthegofer]

Aaanyway, let's get on with the story.

Setting: Luke's house on New Muppetemia.

George:
Luke, get out here! We want you to go shopping.
Kermit:
Shopping? Oh, not shopping again. (looks at his uncle) Oh, all right. What is it this time?
Mildred:
We were thinking droids.
Kermit:
And where would I find droids?
Luke's aunt and uncle murmur among themselves, and then decide:
Mildred:
Jawa's Droid Emporium.
Kermit:
Great. What kind do you need?
Mildred:
One of those little things that look like trascans, and then one of those gold-plated worrywarts.
Kermit:
You mean an Astromech droid and a Protocol droid?
Mildred:
Whatever.
Kermit:
Shall I take the landspeeder?
Mildred:
Sure.
Luke takes the landspeeder to the Jawa Sandcrawler, then parks. Droids are lined up in front, including R2-D2 and C3PO.
Sam:
Oh, great. Some wierdo come to buy us.
Robin:
He doesn't look too wierd to me.
Sam:
They never do.
Luke comes up to a Jawa/Pig salesperson.
Kermit:
How much is that pair? (Gestures to R2 and 3PO)
Pig:
Eenka uunka oinka 15 bucksa.
Kermit:
Oh great. I only have 14.
Pig:
Hey, i'll give you a discount if you'll tell me somethin'.
Kermit:
Oh, great! what?
Pig:
Who's your tailor, I love that outfit!
Kermit tells the salesperson his tailor, and then pays.​

End of chapter! Next time, the plot starts to shape up!​

 

[muppets2]

awesome! who are the clones?is my suggstion

 

[JEANYLASER]

Yeah where is the clones!

 

[muppets2]

who do u think should be the clones?

 

[JEANYLASER]

who do u think should be the clones?

Of course they need some clones in this story!

 

[muppets2]

beaker! or swedish chef