"Right Field"
I mentioned this in another thread long ago, but there's a Peter, Paul and Mary song called "Right Field". It can be found on the "Peter, Paul, and Mommy Too" album, and either Peter or Paul does the lead vocals. I can imagine Scooter doing this one, with the action of the song going on as he sings:
Saturday summers, when I was a kid,
We'd run to the schoolyard and here's what we did,
We'd pick out the captains, we'd choose up the teams,
It was always a measure of my self-esteem...
Cause the fastest and strongest played shortstop and first,
The last ones they picked were the worst...
I never needed to ask...it was sealed.
I just took up my place in right field...
Playing right field, it's easy, ya know,
You can be awkward and you can be slow,
That's why I'm here in right field,
Just watchin' the dandelions grow.
Playing right field can be lonely and dull,
Little Leagues never have lefties that pull.
I'd dream of the day they'd hit one my way...
They never did, but still I would pray
That I'd make a fantastic catch on the run
And not lose the ball in the sun...
And then I'd awake from this long reverie
And pray that the ball never came out to me.
Here in right field, it's easy, ya know,
You can be awkward and you can be slow,
That's why I'm here in right field,
Just watchin' the dandelions grow.
(Whistles snippet of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"...)
Out in the distance, the game's draggin' on,
There's strikes on the batter, some runners are on,
I don't know the inning, I've forgotten the score,
The whole team is yelling, and I don't know what for...
Suddenly everyone's looking at me,
My mind has been wandering, what could it be?
They point to the sky and I look up above,
And a baseball falls into my glove...!
...Here in right field, it's important, ya know!
You gotta know how to catch, you gotta know how to throw!
That's why I'm here in right field,
Just watchin' the dandelions grow!
Nice? Just imagine Scooter swarmed by happy Muppets at the end and carried off on their shoulders.