Muppet Show Role Play

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Well, we'd better ask someone for directions then, man. I'm really confused now.

(Good idea choosing Oscar, Fireimps. That is better than demons or whatever.)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Dusk settles on the city, and the Studebacher pulls into a gas station. Animal climbs down from and Oscar climbs in to the car.*

You guys wait here, I'll go and ask directions as to where we are.

*Looks at Oscar*

What's that smell??

 

[Drtooth]

(the EM bus pulls up to the gas station....)

Hey yah guys... Don' worry, cuz Dr. T is here. Climb about my Magic Bus and' let's follow that bear....

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Wait a minnit! Who's running the show? OY!

 

[Beauregard]

*leans head out of Electric mayhem bus*

Thanks for giving the rest of us a lift, Teeth.

Now listen Fozzie you'll have to follow us, I think I know where Deadly has gone with our little green...

*Phone rings*

Oh hang on.

Hello...Who...Uncle Deadly...What...Kermit...where...when...how much...no way...Janice...tourture...never...hello...hello.

He hung up.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Dial *69 and call him back!!

 

[Beauregard]

I'll call 1471, and see if they have his number.

What is the phone number for 1471?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I dunno? 911?

 

[Beauregard]

Nine, One... What? How dare you.

Deadly said that if we called the police he would torture Janice. And, and, and...

*Loud explosion from gas station*

Sheeesh

(Note: the word Sheeesh is in a puppet play I am doing at the moment in church and teh person who is saying it, insists on saying Shish, which sounds rather rude)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I don't remember seeing where we'd driven away from the gas station yet ,so if it just exploded...

OW!! MY BISCUITS ARE BURNIN'!! PUT ME OUT...BLOW ON ME...THROW WATER ON ME...DO SOMETHING!!!