Hmm...this must be one of those "two way in" closets here, then. Well, I am going to drop this Nurse Fozzie outfit and jump into action as Bear on Patrol again!
(Suits up in his patrol uniform, drops his deadly rubber chicken in its holster).
Everybody stand back! It's time for the bear to get ugly---er!
All bad things stand back, stand down, or whatever. Your time has COME!!
(Storms toward door)
Oh, by the way, did anybody see my Studebacher keys? I think I've lost them here somewhere...