Muppet Fan-Fic: Don't Trip the Driver

[TogetherAgain]

<shudders and cowers under rock> Come on- even Halloween doesn't allow for a scare like that!

 

[theprawncracker]

Heh, just try telling Uncle D. that...

 

[TogetherAgain]

...Um... I'll let you do that... He's your roomie, after all...

 

[theprawncracker]

Well he does apparently have an eigth of your heart!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Yes, but he has a FOURTH of yours!

 

[theprawncracker]

Well...He...Um...He's been in more of my fan-fics that yours! ...I'm not helping my cause much, am I?

 

[TogetherAgain]

No, no, you're really not... Especially because he's playing a major role in Trip and is yet to be mentioned in Cheese...

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh, that reminds me...He wanted me to talk to you about that...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Rolls eyes> I'll get to it... Eventually...

 

[Leyla]

<stares at the flying muffins>

Yeesh. Protege do this... Disciple do that.... and here I am ushy gushying my fingers to the bone for you people.

It's a good thing that I find that unbelieveably fun!

Prawnie, Hilda's been taking photos of you without your knowledge... Lisa... Jimmy's been trying to get me to write you a love poem from him. I'm sure he'd do it himself if he weren't so lazy.

Now... on with the muffining!