Muppet Email System

[McFraggle]

To: Gonzo
From: Fozzie
Subject: Comedy Act

Do you want to hear my new comedy act?

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Fozzie
From: Gonzo
Subject: Re:Comedy Act

Depends whether its funny or not.

 

[McFraggle]

To: Gonzo
From: Fozzie
Subject: Re: Re:Comedy Act

Oh, you can believe me, it's funny. Wokka Wokka.

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To Fozzie
From: Gonzo
Subject: Comedy Act

Okay, shoot.

 

[McFraggle]

To: Gonzo
From: Fozzie
Subject: Comedy Act

Okay, Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Fozzie
From: Gonzo
Subject: Re: Comedy Act

To get to the other side?

 

[Beauregard]

To: Stadler
From: Waldorf

Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well, why?

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To: Waldorf
From: Sadler

Subject: re: Why did the chicken cross the road

To go passed the Muppet theatre?

Stadler
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To: Stadler
From: Waldorf

Subject: Re: re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

No, guess again.

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Everyone
From: Kermit
Subject: Purple

I think we all know Piggy has had enough of the purple jokes...will somebody please help me escape from the broom closet?

 

[McFraggle]

To: Kermit
From: Beauregard
Subject: Re: Purple

I'm on my way, Kermit.

 

[Beauregard]

To: Beauregard
From: Piggy

Subject: Vois.

I'm on my way, Beauregard. 'bout time this joking ended.