Who's your Muppet crush?
OK, wasn't sure where to post this; I trust the Count will correct this n00b if I overstep!
Was just wondering, having now seen some discussion on relationships between Muppet and non-Muppet characters in fanfics, whether anyone else here is as oddball as me. To wit: if the Muppets were real (not puppets, but people/things) and had all the quirks and physical characteristics which they do on the shows and films... who would you want to date?
(I won't comment on my choice; should be obvious.)