Muppet College Roommates

[Whatever]

Here's a translation for the Chef's benefit:
Eh, boot thet's zee beooty ooff zeese-a durms. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Yuoo see-a, zeere's nut a keetchee erea per sey. Bork bork bork!.. Boot ell zee stooffff fur oone-a tu prepere-a fuud hes beee instelled in zee cummun ruums. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeere's a freedge-a und freezer cumbu uneet, a meecrooefe-a, a seenk fur vesheeng deeshes und glesses, und cebeenets fur stureeng thuse-a deeshes und glesses und grucereees thet dun't feet in zee freedges. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeen egeeen, yuoo cun deseegn zee intereeur ooff yuoor ruum tu cunteeen ell yuoo und yuoor ruummete-a(s) need fur a bleessffool cu-hebeeteshun. Fur ixemple-a, zee ruum I shere-a veet Mukey hes a Freggle-a-hule-a fur her tu ixeet zee durms, a desk under a veendoo fur Lunffurd tu get plenty ooff soon, oopee veendoo fur my pet bet's iscepes, TF mega uneet, und velk-in cluset fur my feegoore-a cullecshun, emung oozeer theengs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Yuoo cun deseegn yuoor ruum tu hefe-a a cuoople-a ooff beds (oone-a fur but ooff yuoo), foorneetoore-a fur yuoor oovn selff, und a surt ooff keetchee cuoonter fur zee Cheff tu meke-a ell hees interesteeng deeshes foolly stucked veet iferytheeng he-a needs fur thuse-a deeshes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Hupe-a thees helps und hefe-a a guud teeme-a creeteeng yuoor oovn ruum

 

[HuggaWugga]

I would want to bunk with statler (the old guy) because he is funny and he remindes me of my Popa (grandpa).

 

[Whatever]

I would want to bunk with statler (the old guy) because he is funny and he remindes me of my Popa (grandpa).

He's rooming with Aaron already.

 

[GonzoGirl]

Boy, its busy in here lately!! *waves a merry hello to all the new borders* Sorry to be a bit anti-social, but I have a pounding headache, and am going to retire to bed for awhile...Hoggle will stand in for me in the croquet match, if you guys are still playing...

 

[Whatever]

Boy, its busy in here lately!! *waves a merry hello to all the new borders* Sorry to be a bit anti-social, but I have a pounding headache, and am going to retire to bed for awhile...Hoggle will stand in for me in the croquet match, if you guys are still playing...

Sorry to hear about your headache, GonzoGirl. I've been suffering from tinnitus today, even skipped my English Lit class due to it.

 

[GonzoGirl]

Sorry to hear about your headache, GonzoGirl. I've been suffering from tinnitus today, even skipped my English Lit class due to it.

*hugs* Eck...well, you're more than welcome to come curl up in my room...I'm going to make some tea and maybe fall asleep watching a movie.

 

[Whatever]

*hugs* Eck...well, you're more than welcome to come curl up in my room...I'm going to make some tea and maybe fall asleep watching a movie.

Sounds good to me! Thanks for the invite! Robin, I'll be in Gonzo Girl's room if you need me!

 

[The Count]

Don't you know JaniceFerSure? You and Clifford and Digit are already registered. Didn't you sign the register when you decided upon your roommates and picked the room number you wanted? Didn't I give you the keys to Room #33? Then you're already registered as a boarder here at the dorms.

As for HuggaWugga, sorry to say this but Statler's already taken as a roommate by Aaron, our resident bellboy. If you want to register as a boarder here at the dorms, LMK ASAP to send you a copy of the register by contacting me.
Hope this helps and hope to hear from you guys soon.

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo:well, hi there Clifford, I'm going out now, I've got a date with Paula Abdul, hehe.
Me:Rizzo, be nice. Don't listen to him Clfford. (to Rizzo)Like a celebrity would be interested in a rat.
Rizzo:well, she kissed me once.
(the two walk off arguing)

 

[The Count]

Has anyone seen Klonoa and Joe the Armadillo? I have the key to their room, #35, and I wanted to give it to them to get them settled here in the dorms.
Well, let them know that their key's waiting with me.
Hope this helps and have a good day.