Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedPiggy]

Spike (finds the group): A'ight ... I wanna know who's been puttin' ideas inta my roomie's head!

Cotterpin (on Spike's shoulder): Yeah! She keeps spouting off complete and utter nonsense!

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin (notes Chamberlain, whispers to Spike): Uh, that creepy thing ... well, they're ALL creepy ... but ... he's not going to eat me, is he?

Spike: Pffbt. Dat t'ing wouldn't dare try ta get past me.

 

[Kiki]

Zoot: *still standing close to Mick* Who's Jimmy again? Don't tell me that kid from MTI's here too. =P

Ailie: ...pie?

Ploobis: I don't like that boy from Muppet Treasure Island. His voice is too high when he sings. He makes me cry on the inside.

Katie: Jimmeh? Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim? My brother's here? O_O

Don: ...

Katie: I want some taquitos.

Don: *Sigh*... I heard you the first time...!

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin: I heard Spike was on electric guitar once -- whatever that is.

Spike: Uh, dere was just dat one song, I t'ink. *blushes*

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (catches brick, grins, and eats it): Beat DAT, tough guy. BURP!

Cotterpin: O_O

 

[The Count]

*Hearing what's going on outside.

To Kelly: Jesse? Oh, it's my luffable Kells.
Been watching the older stuff? Ima sorta up-to-date on Diamond and Pearl meself.

To Claudia: Just hop a carpet and fly, to another Arabian night.
You ain't evah had a friend like me.

To Katie: I kinda likes the Winks girls too.
If you ever watched that one.

*Making polite conversation while pouring tea for guests and ghosts out of the kettle in my top hat.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Oh, hi, Ed! TR Classic is the only one I have memorized. They even did it again during Diamond and Pearl.

Meanwhile....

Cotterpin (to Waldo, blushes): Thanks, um, Waldo.

 

[Kiki]

To Katie: I kinda likes the Winks girls too.
If you ever watched that one.

Ploobis: Those Winx girls are yummeh.

Scred: And the girls from W.I.T.C.H are perty dang foxy, too.

Don: You guys... -_- Well, I gotta admit, I do like Irma from that show... she's lovely. <333

Waldo: *flying in suddenly* Nooooooooo! ! ! O_O *saves Cotterpin from the brick* *doesn't notice that Spike already ate it* Are you okay? O_O

Cait: ... *to Katie* This is what I was talking about...

Lindbergh: *to Don* Oh, he's in a band called Solid Foam. They've played with Smokey Robinson before.

Don: Smokey Robinson, eh? *Is jealous because he's actually never played with someone famous before* Well, I once played with Elton John-

Mick: Oh ya did not! *To Lindbergh* That's a fib, don' listen to him!

Don: ;_;

katie: *To Caitlyn* Crazy roomies... I can relate! :shrug: *Gives Cait a tired smile* Another day in paradise, I guess.

 

[The Count]

Sure... *Serving tea for Kelly. Just so long as you keep sending your monthly payments via Delacourt to Gino. Your tab's still plenty high from all those robots. Now if you took a course with the famed Dr. Wily and created your own...

 

[RedPiggy]

Sure... *Serving tea for Kelly. Just so long as you keep sending your monthly payments via Delacourt to Gino. Your tab's still plenty high from all those robots. Now if you took a course with the famed Dr. Wily and created your own...

Kelly (stares at cup): Um. I owe money to Gino? *keeps staring, utterly confused*

...

...

Kelly (light goes off): You mean owing Giovanni? Please, I've done enough shipping fics of him to make us even-stevens. *crosses heart* Honest.