Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedPiggy]

Spike: Ooh, muffins. *takes muffins* MMM ... So, you're not Spamela. Kate, huh? *turns to Kelly* Hey, you da only female 'round here who can't cook.

Kelly (sighs): I dunno! Go ask around! *stops being angry just long enough to come to the door, trying to fake happiness as much as possible* Hi, I'm Kelly. Pleasure to meet you.

Spike (under his breath): Pffbt. Pleasure to meet anyone finally.

Kelly (under her breath): Shut up.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Hi Kelly, good to meet you! Actually Spike, I'm sorry to say I can't cook either. I bought those muffins from the bakery around here. The stuff there is really good. *noticing their little asides to each other* Well, I guess you've still got some settling in to do. Hope to see you around the dorm!
*goes back to room*
Gobo: So how'd it go?
They seemed nice, and Spike seemed to appreciate the muffins. *grins* I thought he might. Oh, and in case you were wondering, he's not half the size of a gorg. More like Bigbird.
Wembley: Trust me Kate, that guy's no Bigbird!
How true that is. I meant size-wise.
Wembley: Oh.

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (totally amused): Well, she seemed nice.

Kelly (distrustful of Spike's good mood): Yeah...

Spike: You two should go ask dat Chef for cookin' lessons.

Kelly (groans and frowns): I can cook! *more timidly* Some stuff, anyway, like eggs, toast ...

Spike (chuckles): An' what about after breakfast?

Kelly: Macaroni and cheese. I got pretty good at making burgers at Burger King. I can make sandwiches.

Spike: Sandwiches aren't "cooking".

Kelly: And neither is eating stuff raw -- Mr. Scavenger.

Spike: Heh-heh. *claps his hands together* I'm gonna go look for dis Spamela chick. Wanna come along?

Kelly (crossing her arms): Oh, feel free to go off on your own. I don't mind. You can talk to whomever you wish.

Spike (distrustful): Why?

Kelly (devilish grin): Because there must be some really kick-butt surveillance system around here. I can read what everyone's said all over the dorms. *tosses up arms* MWAHAHAHAHA! So, if anyone wants to hang out with you and I'm not here, it's not like I'm your mother or anything. Just go. Have fun. Play.

Spike: Wasn't dat last bit from some kid's movie?

Kelly: TMNT2. Good catch. Just do me a favor, okay? Please remember to call Robbie by his real name. Calling him "Scooter" all the time can just confuse people.

Spike (grins): Yeah, but t'ink how much fun dat'd be.

*Spike leaves to go find Spamela*

 

[The Count]

*In our room... Bath? Check. Dressed? Casual hangin' out clothes, check. Ate? Check. Nothing now but wait for the Pincast's 50th episode/1-year party to be ready for downloading.

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (after hours of trying to find someone he has NO idea what she looks like): Well, dis is just plain irritatin'. *light goes off in his head* Dat's right ... Kel put dose blueprints out in da lobby. She even went an' put names on da rooms. *goes to lobby, finds blueprints* 17, huh? *goes to 17 and knocks VERY loudly* 'EY! OPEN UP! I'M A LIZARD LOOKIN' FOR LOOOOVVE! *snickers*

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (watches as cat walks off): Uh, I usually save dose for an appetizer ... ain't enough meat to be a full breakfast. *grins devilishly* I'm just yankin' your chains. Kelly'd kill me if I ate anyone o' youse. *bats Waldo* Ya got some strange lookin' mosquitoes, though. Want me ta splat 'im against da wall?

 

[Katzi428]

lugging my suitcases to Room 6 & thinking..These weigh a TON! But coming back here late will be worth it when I see everyone again.Plus Grover! It'll be fun having him as a roomie
Helloo? I'm back!
Grover:Heeyyy Kathy babyyyy!going to whack me on the back
WHOA!Easy Grover!I'm still coughing a lot.Can you give me a hug instead?
Grover:That I can manage.giving me a big hugIt is so good to see you!
Thanks!How do you like Room 6 so far?
Grover:Oh it is lots of fun!Prairie Dawn and Rosita are very sweet.But I've known that since we lived on Sesame Street together. That little kitty cat Gaffer is adorable!
Aww!Glad you like it here!
Prairie:My turn!hugging me Welcome back Kathy! I missed you!I thought you weren't coming back til the weekend.
Hey...I'm entitled to surprise you all,aren't I? hugging her And I missed you too!
Rositastretching out her arms in hug modeDidn't you forget someone?
Of course not!Gaffer!Here kitty!
Rosita:That's not nice!
Oh Rosita...I'm kidding!C'mere silly!hugging her I missed you!
Rositahugging me back: That's more like it!I missed you too!
Where's Gaffer?
As if on cue Gaffer comes bounding out of her bed,towards me and starts purring and meowing
Hi you precious ball of fur!picking her up & nuzzling herYou miss me too?Awwwww...
Grover:How about we go to lunch?
Sounds good to me.I'm starving!

 

[The Count]

*Poking head out the door of our room... Kathy? Zat you? *Already left. Hmm, guess not. We've missed her though. And what with all the craziness here lately... Oh well. Hugs to Kathy!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sneaks back into Room 2 after coming home and spots a snoring Spike on the mattress): Hm. *sets books THANKFULLY on the floor, smirking*

Spike (awakened by the noise): Huh? *sees Kelly then the time* What're you doin' home so early?

Kelly (smiling): My last clinical day got out early. So, did you remain the ladies' man all night long?

Spike (getting up, sheepishly): Well... no. After you left, t'ings quieted down a little. I went for a walk, den went ta bed 'round midnight. *pauses* I really am sorry 'bout dat little tiff thing we went through last night. I let t'ings get outta hand.

Kelly (shrugs): Maybe the purse joke went a bit far. *sighs* I know you've been feeling cabin fever lately. I apologize. I'm just ... shy, I guess.

Spike: An' yet you can be da most amazingly vicious warrior femme I've ever seen. You can be downright cruel and malicious.

Kelly (downcast): Sorry.

Spike (smiling, tenderly caressing her shoulder-length hair): Don't bother, short stuff. *winks* Dat's what I liked about you. I like a little fire in my femmes.

Kelly: Humans typically think that's a bad quality.

Spike (grinning): If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a goddess.

Kelly (blushes and gulps, then pushes him away, smirking): Geez, you're *whew* laying it on kinda thick, aren't you? What'd you do? Eat somebody? Mark your territory in the front lobby?

Spike (puts his hand on his heart): I'm innocent, promise!

Kelly (cheerfully): Well, I saw my favorite blue-collar worker around when I got in. I hope I can catch up to him. Total squealing fangirl thing.

 

[The Count]

*Count and Uncle D are awaiting to hear from their more trusted girl scout cookie seller... Namely, Heather, Nora's younger sister. But we have to wait till Erin gets back for that.

You know, I still haven't decided if we should take on a new roomie.
Count: Who are some of the choices?
Well... There's Fughetta.
UD: A fellow phantom, we'd get along frightfully.
Cookie Monster or Jerr and Rich, the Two-Headed Monster.
Count: Fellow colleagues from the Street.
Or maybe even Mulch.
*Both laugh a little.
Ah, decisions, decisions.
*Uncle Deadly resumes playing the organ while Count counts the coins in his gargoyle bank to make sure none are missing.