Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*calls Grover* Hey Grover. Could you ask Super Grover to go and get my necie Lyndi? Ok. Thanks. *hangs up*

Bonnie: When is Lyndi going to be here?

Soon enough. I asked Grover to ask Super Grover to bring her here.

Wolfgang: Arf arf arf arf!

Don't worry Wolfgang. She'll be here soon.

 

[The Count]

*Uncle D leaves from playing the organ in a majestic monstrous melody, it continues playing, as if the organ were playing itself to join the party.

 

[Erine81981]

As the song plays we see Super Grover as he flies through the window but doesn't make a very soft landing. He flies into pretty much everyone.

Lyndi: *gets up* Did you get the license of that plane? *falls over on the floor*

*picks Lyndi up* Are you ok?

Lyndi: *shakes her head* I guess. I'll be fine.

Herry: *gets off the floor* Hey Lyndi. Boy that Super Grover can be one wild ride.

Lyndi: You can say that again Herry. Just gald to be here for Kyle's going away party.

I'm glad you girls are all here too. *gives them all a hug*

 

[The Count]

*Listening to 60's internet radio station. Currently playing: Badfinger. Oh, Badfinger... I remember seeing them when they opened for Fist. ;()

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Well guys. I guess it's time for us to say goodbye to our friend, Kyle.

Guys i really enjoyed everything ya'll have done for me. And for all my other friends. Kathy, Ed, Ryan, Beth, Bryan, Kim, Tony, Alex, Bean, Sweetums, Animal, Mr. Turtle, Newies, Crazy Harry, The Count, Uncle Deadly, Big Bird, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch, Wembley, Gobo, Red, Abby Caddaby, Mokey, Sprocket, Boober, Gills, Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Link Hogthrob, Sam the Eagle, Clifford, Floyd Pepper, Zoot, Janice, Rizzo, Pepe, Scooter, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Beaker, Bunsan, Swedish Chef and many others but the ones i do want to think are Herry Monster, Frazzle, Wolfgang and Homer Honker. Thanks for wanting to be my roomies for at least for a year or so. Herry for many years. Hope i'll be back sooner or later on the year. But i hope to see you all again. Peace out! *kisses fingers and waves goodbye as i walk out the door to my car*

Homer Honker: *waving goodbye* Honk honk honk honk!

Wolfgang: Arrrrrrrrrgggggh! Arf! *slapping his flippers together*

Frazzle: *waving his arms around and around* Gooooroggoooobyrree!

Herry Monster: *waves goodbye* Bye Kyyyyyyyylllllllle! Don't forget to write!

I won't. Don't worry! *gets into the car and drives away*

 

[The Count]

Hmm... Another Monday night. Just waiting till ma wrestling show comes on. That and figuring out the new XD schedule to find Power Rangers RPM. Still gots no date for the award thingy. Pffeh, something'll turn up. *Falls asleep.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if Erin's around. No, guess not. Need someone to consult about something from Ghostbusters the Movie. Oh well, someone'll PM me soon I hope. *Removes a book from the shelf and the whole wall flips over into a secret office, where I can just relax with some specially-rigged games.

 

[The Count]

*Knocks on Erin's door. No reply... Just like that Beatles' song. Must've missed her. Wanted to ask what ice cream flave Storyteller fancies as faves as she's my next subject.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*Knocks on Erin's door. No reply... Just like that Beatles' song. Must've missed her. Wanted to ask what ice cream flave Storyteller fancies as faves as she's my next subject. Oh well... Back to Bonfire of the Blanities. *Ka-boom!

(gang is having a late dinner: beef and barley stew, vegetables, and soda bread with butter and marmalade)

Storyteller: (pouring more tea into mug) Hmm, hmm...well, at the moment I am very partial to a good radish ripple with bonkleberry puree.
Beige: (slurping up some stew) Just don't eat the stuff in front of Wembley or else you'll land him in the hospital. (to Nora) Pass the butter, please.
Nora: (handing over butter dish) Here ya go. You guys hear that the Hunt Street water main blew up again last night, down in the south end of town?
Erin: (spreading marmalade on piece of bread) Happens this time every year, like clockwork. And then most of South Hunt Street turns into a skating rink.
Scooter: (taking more pepper strips from bowl of vegetables) Yeah, and because of it, the council's thinking of making room in next year's budget for a Zamboni.

 

[The Count]

You shoulda spooken up sooner Storyteller. *Gleaming twinkle in my eyes. Hopefully Erin got the finished version and can share it with you. Now, which fellow Muppet roomie to pick off next? Or maybe thumb through the little black book and see if there any vamps from Autumn's agency available. *Count and Deadly leave to go visit with Jason now that his new movie's playing at the Rainbow Connections multiplex, maybe convince him to get Freddy out of retirement for a new spree of sinister gamesmanship.

Bone appetit to Room #7's bolders. Boarders!
*Evil Vincent Priceish laugh.