Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: (eating last slice of Boston cream pie) Hey, Ed, where I grew up, that's considered a wild Saturday night.
Storyteller: (looking in vain for Vol. 48 of "Conspiracy Theories on Sir Blunderbrain's Disappearance") Beige, look, can't you see he's under stress?
Nora: (reading "Tintin in Tibet") Just like us during finals, except Ed's not quite so broken-down...what's that smell?
Erin: (doing a few yoga asanas) I think it's Lefty's cologne. And judging from the stench of it, I'd say it's Eau de Slimeball.
Scooter: (typing something on the computer) Just like what Uncle J.P. wears on his big nights out with Aunt Nancy. Except he wears Eau de Tightwad.

 

[The Count]

Boston cream! *Teethed hiss. At least I have ma supply of Snickers and milk. Helps calm down the acids. Will owe a debt to my grave to Macgyver for that one. *Smiles at the mention of Aunt Nancy. BTW: Have the RHLC members sent any packages upstairs lately, if ju know what I mean.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: (fumbling for a gas mask) Well, it's still better than that half-gallon of Liquid Green Rollie that Storyteller here slathers on for...
Storyteller: Enough, Beige. (to Lefty) How on earth did you get in here? Don't you know you're supposed to knock?
Erin: (in next room) Why are the plants wilting all of a sudden?
Scooter: (in kitchen) Yeah, and all the flies over this bowl of tomatoes suddenly dropped dead.
Nora: (clamping a rag over her nose) Hey, Lefty, can I borrow a bottle of that? My grandmother says she's having a real problem with aphids eating her plants.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Say, Pepe?
Pepe: Si, Ryan?
Ryan: Did you know that today is the last day to vote in The 2009 Muppet Central Awards?
Pepe: Jou don't say!
Ryan: Yeah! It really is! I certainly hope people get their ballots in on time!
Pepe: Oh, me too.
Ryan: ...Is that it?
Pepe: Si, I t'ink so.
Ryan: Oh good.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *stretched out by the pool in a sequined bikini, sipping a virgin pina colada*

Sweetums: *pushing Bean on the swing*

Animal: *sitting on the pavement with a pair of bongos in front of him*

Rizzo: *holds a pair of maracas*

Link: *wearing swim trunks and kukui beads, stands next to Animal. There is a microphone in front of him.*

"I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

Alex: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

(Rizzo, Bean, and Sweetums join in on back-up)
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

Everybody:
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."


Animal: *goes crazy on the bongos* LA LA LALA LA LALAAAA! LALALA LA ES-CAPE!

Rizzo: *begins putting sunblock on Alex's back*

 

[The Count]

Hey Alex... You haven't seen Squeaky around lately have you? Got something I have to show her.

 

[Beakerfan]

Nope, haven't seen hide nor hair of my dear Squeek. I'll let you know if I find her though.

 

[The Count]

Thanks, guess I'll have to wait till she comes back out of that time machine of hers.

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: *runs up to Ed* Hey Ed! I was thinking for a while since Kyle has told us he's going to...you know....leave. So why not throw him a "Going Away Party."

 

[The Count]

That's a great idea Herry. What day/when do you want to have the party?