Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

What an awesome card, Kyle! Thank you sooo much! You're a great friend!

Welcome Bryan. Glad you liked it. *hangs up the phone* *calls out to his gang of friends* HEY GUUUYSSSS!

Herry: What is it Kyle?

Wolfgang: Arf arf arf?

No. I'm fine.

Frazzle: Wrghgggh ddeoruggg rirrrg?

I thought we could all go out to do our last christmas shopping tonight.

Herry: But what about seeing each of our gifts?

I have took care of that. We all head to the mall. Other then going to Walmart lets go to the mall. That way we won't bump into each other as much.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk?

I also took care of that too. Here you all go. I have made each of you a key to the car. That way we can all take out gifts out to the car without seeing each of our pesents.

Frazzle: Wrgggg herei ggheree rigghy?

I guess i didn't get that far. *scratches head* We'll think of something. But right now. I'm going to take a rest till then. *heads into my room*

Wolfgang: Arf arf arf arghhhffff!

Herry: Don't worry Wolfgang. We'll figure out something. I'm going to take me a little nap as well. *goes and turns on the tv in the living room and watches some christmas cartoons*

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk. *yawns*

Frazzle: Hmmmmmm wirhggg iterehggg! *goes off to the library*

Wolfgang: *flops over to his bed and wait till tonight*

 

[Erine81981]

Me and the Monsters, Honker and seal all get back from shopping and are all glad to know it worked out in the end.

Frazzle: Wrihgg gjeireoifjg gggerig great. *carrying a load of bags* (That was a mad house.)

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk. *carrying some bags of food* (You can say that again.)

This i think outta do it for now. I know i'm done with all my shopping. *puts some bags on the counter*

Herry: *carrying Wolfgang* There you go Wolfgang.

Wolfgang: Arf! *licks Herry*

Herry: Thanks...i think. I'm going to go to the common room and do some wrapping.

Alright Herry. I'll do the rest of mine in my room.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honkty. (I'll do mine in my room too.)

Ok Homer. What about you Frazzle?

Frazzle: Wrohgg rrr ggieregg ggepor. (I'll have Herry help me.)

Ok. *grabs all the gifts that are mine and heads into my room with Wolfgang fallowing me*

Herry and Frazzle grab all theirs and head over to the common rooma and Homer heads into his room.

 

[Erine81981]

*carrying some bat, monster and ghoul shaped cookies* *whistling a holiday tune* Hey Ed! Here you go. Me and the gang baked these all for you and the your roomies.

Frazzle: *pushes me aside* Rwioghg eoirejg ggeoreo ggihhhh. *holds up a box wrapped in a not so good wrapping paper*

Oh yea. Almost forgot. Frazzle made you something and he also wrapped it himself.

Frazzle: Wirhgg yhuieoreore ggggrrr eegg ereererhhhh! (Take it. Take it now!)

He's saying take it now.

 

[The Count]

Oh hey Kyle. Thanks for the cookies. *Takes present from Frazzle, wondering what it can be, remembering to thank the orangeish monster. You guys want some cake? I think there's some left, can always share with a friend.

 

[Erine81981]

Welcome Ed.

Frazzle: Wroghgee Ed.

Sure! I'll go and see if there is any. Thanks. See you around.

Frazzle: Corajggg?

Yes Frazzle, cake.

Frazzle: *licks his furry lips*

 

[The Count]

*Gestures to Kyle to help himself and Frazzle to some cake. *Opens Frazzle's gift. Oh hey... It's an, it's an, it's... A neat little number tree. Aw, that's great. *Places it in front of the branched holly menorah with bat-ornaments. It looks swell there, the perfect thing.

 

[Erine81981]

Back over in room 26........

This cake is wonderful. *eats another bite*

Frazzle: *eats his whole piece*

So what did you get Ed for Christmas?

Frazzle: Wighj giere ggie epeperojgg.

A number tree? (whispers to himself) A number tree? *confuesed*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

(after the lights are out in Room 19)

Kim: You guys gonna be ready to go tomorrow morning?
Gillis: Yes, yes; don't worry, it'll be fine. Knowing the young ones, they'll probably sleep through the entire car ride.
Kim: Probably. I hate to get them up early, but we either leave tomorrow morning or else we wait until Christmas Eve.
Gillis: Ugh. No, thank you. My car sickness is bad enough in regular conditions.
Kim: Heh. And I noticed you didn't say anything about the T. Matthew Fraggle room, either.
Gillis: Yes, because the lot of you aren't going to let me live that little incident down.
Kim: Only 'cause we care, Maestro. Only 'cause we care.

-Kim

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: MERRY Christmas! Hahaha!
Ryan: It's still the 23rd, Gonzo...
Gonzo: Well... *sings* There's only one more sleep 'til Christmas--Eve! Haha!
Ryan: *smirk* Can't argue with that one.
Camilla: Brawk bagawk baw!
Gonzo: Exactly! So, Ryan! What'd ya get me?
Ryan: Gonzo, c'mon... I'm not gonna tell you...
Pepe: *scoots in* Si, he's not telling jou he got jou nothing because he spent all of his monies on Pepe, hokay!
Ryan: *frowns* Not exactly.
Sam: This Christmas is already terrible.
Ryan: *blink* Come again?
Sam: Did you see the appalling display these weirdos put on in that Christmas special last week? Uch! Are you not disgusted?
Ryan: ...No, not at all, actually. I loved it.
Sam: *gasps* Is nothing sacred?
Ryan: *shrug* Apparently not.
Clifford: Heh heh! *shakes head* So, Ry-guy, what's the plans for Christmas anyhow?
Ryan: Well... I, of course, will be spending it with my family. You guys are welcome to come if--
Pepe: Jou got cousins? Are d'ese females? Are d'ey cute?
Ryan: *rolls eyes* May I retract my last statement?

 

[The Count]

At least you were in that special Sam.

*Hanging some Muppet character Christmas ornaments on the dorms' tree. Good thing we saved these from that one year you spent at Piggy's for Christmas Count.
, handing him the Prairie Angel an Animal Drummer Boy: Yes... Quite remarkable little momentos these are.
UD, skulking in the lower branches, setting the light plugs in place: None of me though.
*Me, in Oscar tones: Ding-dong you're wrong. *Fishes carefully through the box... *Produces an ornament of Uncle D at the organ with a glowy-eyed monster wreath above the instrument's mantle.
UD, almost reverently: It's... Bootiful. *Carefully hangs it with honor.
Count: And mine?
*Me, withdrawing another ornament, the Count with his holly-festooned top hat and holding a broomlike hockey stick. Here it is, modeled after your subway trip through town on Christmas Eve.
*The vampirian hangs his own decoration fondly as we continue to place the rest of our friends where they belong... Unless they want to come and hang them themselves, adding old and new trinkets to the tree.