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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

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*:batty: Vampires unamerican? Vhy, we're practically an American institution!
Harry, if you mind...

*Explosion is heard rocketing Prawny's bed to smitherineeeees, scattering all the bunkmates about in haphazard manner.
:batty: Ah, that's better. That'll teach that egotistical eagle.

Hoo boy, better sort this out.
*With Uncle D's help, we cart everybody back to their rooms tucking all into bed.
 

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Ryan: *explodes, landing in bed* *somehow also in pj's* ...Fiddle sticks.
Clifford: Doozer sticks?
Ryan: I don't know anymore...
 

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Lisa: <is carted back to own room next door> <blinks> ...<crawls into piano with Chef and Rowlf> <blink> Robin, when did you get here?
Robin: I crawled back through the hole when the Muppaphones got there.
Lisa: ...Wise of you. ...And lucky.
Rowlf: Are there still vampires out there?
Lisa: All I know is that I think Prawnie lost his bed and his nose.
Chef: ...<Nods gravely> Ya ga shmuu de hurgley.
Lisa: ...Sure.
 

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Claudia: *Crashes against Ryan's door, floating back to her room in pain* OH CRAP! OH!....OH!.....OH GOSH!...>< *Holding nose*

Bunsen: Thank you for opening the door for us!

Beaker: *Waves to Lisa and Ryan a goodbye*

Claudia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Crashes through her room's door*

Blind Pew: ZORRY, RYAN!
 

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Sam: *shifty eyes* Where am I? *spies saxophone on floor* *sees Zoot still cuddled next to him* NO! ! !
 

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Lisa: ...Roooooowlf?
Rowlf: Mm?
Lisa: ...I think my foot's stuck in the strings...
Rowlf: Don't worry 'bout it. I love an outta tune piano.
Lisa: ...But... I'm stuck.
Rowlf: That's okay.
Lisa: ...<blink>
Robin: Are we gonna sleep in the piano?
Chef: <snores>
Lisa: ...We shall always remember this as the night we almost turned into sardines.
 

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*Popping in... :batty: Sardines? Please, you've been watching too many horror movies.
*Gently coaxes Lisa's tender ten little tootsies out of the strings and gets her back into bed.
 
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Sam: ...Help... me...
Gonzo: *pokes head out from under Zoot's bed* Psst, Sam! Sam!
Sam: What do you want?
Gonzo: I'm here to save you!
Sam: I do not need your help.
Gonzo: *shrug* Suit yourself! Sleep well! *starts to leave*
Sam: ...Gonzo?
Gonzo: Yeeeees?
Sam: ...Help me.
Sam: I thought you'd never ask! *swiftly replaces Sam with a large 2x4* Done!
Sam: Thank you. But... why did you use a board?
Gonzo: I needed something just as stiff as you!
 

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Piggy: JUST chocolate chips, right? No other UEOs in there?
Ruahnna: Just chocolate chips, I promise. I already separated out Kermit's cookies. But what's a UEO?
Piggy: (rolling her big blue eyes) Duh. Unidentifiable edible objects.
Ru: (a little defensively) Well, I would rather they be edible and unidentifiable than identifiable and inedible. Besides, it seems to me you're a little picky for someone who regularly--
Piggy: (growling) Don't GO there!
Ru: Kisses a frog! Went there! Went there! Hah!
Piggy: (sniffing in disdain) Oh yeah? Well, enjoy the trip back. And for your information, there is nothing regular about it.
(Miss Piggy swept from the room while Ru thought grimly that it was likely to be the only sweeping Piggy ever did in room 20. Still, the thought of Piggy's flaming cheeks as she had exited the room was enough to make her roomie chuckle. After all--Ru suspected that Piggy was right about one thing. When she kissed Kermit, there was nothing regular about it at all)
 

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Caitlyn: ... can somebody tell me a story?

Lips: Wide awake now, huh?

Caitlyn: *nods*

Lips: ... I blame myself... I should've never mentioned... that thing...

Caitlyn: ... Why the next three days of torture? I like school, but... the other students... And where's the story?

Lips: Sleep. *kisses her again, this time on the lips*

Caitlyn: *starts to fall asleep*

Lips: *smiles*
 
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