Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Skeeter Muppet]

Gillis: So, how was the farm?
Kim: A little damp and gray because of the weather, but aside from that it was good. Mom got all of her plants for the flower beds and cemetery pots on Memorial Day.
Gillis: *eyeing the new windowbox* And you picked up something for yourself, I see...
Kim: Yeah, I couldn't resist. *shrugs* I should take you guys with me next time; you'd like it down there.
Gillis: Yes, well...in the meantime, we have a little something for you.
Kim: *raises eyebrow* Oh really?
Fraggles: Happy Belated Mother's Day!
Kim: ...but I'm not anyone's mother.
Tosh: Well, you sure act like it for us most of the time!
Kim: This is true...
Boober: Watch it...
Mimzy: *ignoring him* So, as a token of our appreciation, yadda yadda yadda, we all chipped in and got you this.
Kim: A gift certificate for the Soap Shoppe, nice. Thanks, you guys.
Gillis: Don't mention it.

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: Pinned to the wall by really, really sharp bananas.
Is too tired to really react to Claudia's physical torment.

Claudia: Scribbles useless notes of academical sorts; at the same time throws crumply paper at the pinned Beaker.

Beaker: Meep?

Claudia: Yeah. I'm not feeling too hot.
As if all the sugar in me had dissolved miraculously into the nothing. I'm shamed...just shoot me now.

Beaker: Yanks a fruit from the wall, flatly.
Squeezes it, sending the fleshy interior hurling into her chest.

Claudia: Crumples over to the side.
Notices the mess the shot made.
Sighs loudly. Feigns death.
Covers herself with a purple rug.

Bunsen: How delightful!
A brand new rug! Yes, a little bumpy, but nothing a touch-up can't handle!

Beaker: Rolls eyes at Bunsen's obliviousness.
Mee mee mee, mee.

Bunsen: Oh? That's Claudia you say? Well, dear, why didn't you say so? Giddily tosses the rug to the side.
My goodness, someone's gone a bit bananas!

Claudia: Leave me alone to die.
You make me so lonely, baby.
I get so lonely...
I get so lonely, I could die...

And although it's always so crowded,
you can still find some room...
for broken-hearted lovers to cry away their gloom.

Eats a piece of banana sloppily.
Places the peel on Bunsen's head before laying back down.

Bunsen: This is quite disturbing.
We must research the cause of this!

Blind Pew: Iz not zhat diffeecult, you zee...
Takes out a cookie. Gallantly tips his four-cornered hat.
Iz lack of sugar. Thaz all. Iz not rocket sczience, eh?
Hehehe. Here zyou go, my black pearl!

Claudia: Accidently pushes a button on the floor.
Is sent flying out of the building in a matter of seconds.

They all stare.

Dr. Van Neuter: Huh, girls can fly!

Blind Pew: Zyou szent my love FLYINGZ?

Bunsen: It was an honest mistake, sir...

Blind Pew: Sighs.
Rams him through with his sword.

Bunsen: Looks down in awe.
Looks to him again.
I suppose I should be thankful for the fact I could not feel a thing the moment you thrusted that sword through me.

Beaker: Shoots at Pew with a banana.

Composta: Be back, boys.
Me go catch Claudia from big fall.

 

[The Count]

*Comes in... Corpse girls can fly... Aren't they all angels put here on this earth for um, erm... Moving on.
One less class to worry about, just pressed the button to send my final assignment to the professor. Should be fun, me thinks there will be new roomies bunking out near Ailie and Clauds soonish.
*Rubs hands with glee.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

*a red Volkswagon Beetle drives up to the main building, just barely missing some of the other cars (both on the road and in the parking lot). In the car are three figures: one of them is a girl around 15 years old, is sort of short for her age, and is wearing a 1950's T-shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers with socks. The other two are destined to be her roomates*
*the car finally manages to park in an empty parking space*
*the driver's door opens*
Marvin Suggs: *spins out of the car* Ole, Ole, Ole! It is I, the beloved-a Marvin Suggs-a!
Lips: *gets out of the passenger's side, holding his trumpet case* Please tell me we won't have to do that again...
Caitlyn (me) : I hope not. *gets out of car with a pet carrier and an Elvis duffel bag* Let me say that I will be SO GLAD when I get my driver's liscence in a couple of weeks!
Lips: You're not even legally allowed to drive yet.
Caitlyn: I'll be of legal age in a couple of days.
Marvin: What is with the standing around? Are we not here to check in?
Caitlyn: Right. I'll go check in, guys. You unload the rest of the luggage. *walks towards the building*
Marvin: And we will! *to Lips:" Don't just stand there, help unload the luggage!
Lips: -_-;
Caitlyn: *at the front lobby* *puts down pet carrier* *dings the bell three times* *looks around* ... Ah, what the heck? *dings the bell some more*

 

[The Count]

*From downstairs... *Hears someone ringing the lobby's desk bell, ringing out the tune to Mahna Mahna.
Be fright back guys.

*Heads upstairs in the elevator, passing through the sets of doors en route to receive the newest residents.

Oh Caitlyn, great, you finally found the place. Which room... Oh yeah, 15. *Grabs the key from the hook near the marble number 15. And who are you staying with? *Her colleagues enter the frame, introducing themselves. Ah, Marvin Suggs. Mmm, will have to tell Claudia to keep Peepers safely tucked away. And Lips, great, the band's finally complete once again. OK then, follow me, your room's not that far away. If you want, you can swipe one of the maps to town there from the desk.

*The party proceeds past the twin sets of swinging double doors into the second or main floor's hallway. See that large carpeted room in front of us? That's this floor's common room. The trashcan in the back left corner is where Oscar lives, haven't seen nor heard much of him lately though, maybe he went to wish his mom a rotten Mother's Day. Also, in the back right corner there's an Old World furnace housing a modern dumbwaiter elevator which we use to get from floor to floor. We managed to pipe in a direct feed from MCR into it to play non-stop Muppet music. Now then, it's just a step to the right... And your room's the first one here on our left, right next to the common room. *Hands Caitlyn the key. You've got Ailie and Dr. Teeth and Zoot, and Chamberlain as next door neighbors, Claudia and her science nerds, Kim and the Fraggles, and Layla and Catherine with the main ushgush Muppets though they seem to be AWOL as well. The bathroom's the last door down on your left at the end of the hall in the opposite direction. *Points back the way they came.

Hope you're happy and have fun here, welcome to the MC Dorms!
*Hugs.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: MEEP!

Claudia: Tired. Takes off the blanket.
Let's...let's greet the new person.
Blinks.
WOW! I fell asleep in the middle of our game?
Sorry, Rabbit. ;_;

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Caitlyn: *hugs back* Thank you very much. *to Lips and Marvin* Ready, guys?
Both: *nod*
Caitlyn: Okay, here we go... *unlocks door and opens it*
*the room looks... mismatched, according to the walls. The wall to the left is painted yellow with festive designs; the window wall across the doorway is painted in in a jazz-like scheme with different shades of blue and gray; the right wall is painted to look like a restaurant from the 1950's. To the left, a metal bunk bed is pushed up against the wall. The bottom bunk has a bright, festive bedspread; the top one has a navy blue bedspread. A small nightstand with a lamp is besides the bunk bed. In the corner that connects the festive wall to the jazz wall is a TV with a combo video/DVD player. The jazz wall, of course, contains a coushined window seat. The window has dark blue drapes. A CD player is set in the corner of the seat across from a little pet bed (for the Muppaphones). On the "retro" wall, just off of the jazz wall, a door modeled after a '50s restaurant door leads to the closet. In front of a painted jukebox is a small entertainment center containing records with a redord/tape player sitting on top. A bed with a black bedspread and pink pillows is set parallel to the wall containing the door. To the left of the bed is a nightstand with a lamp, an alarm clock, and a phone. Next to that, close to the wall is a computer desk with a laptop and printer already hooked up. Some hanged pictures of jazz and swing artists such as Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerland are on the jazz wall (and a few near the upper bunk of the festive wall). Posters and pictures of artists such as Elvis, Buddy Holly, and Jerry Lee Lewis, take up some of the retro side and some of the doorway side. A rug is in the middle of the room.*
Marvin: ...
Lips: ...
Caitlyn: .... We have GOT to talk to each other more about the decorating. Although I like the 1950's wall. *sets suitcase and duffel bag on the bed*
Lips: *observes the jazz wall* Nice. *sets trumpet case near the window*
Marvin: This bed...
Caitlyn: What about it?
Marvin: It is MAGNIFICO!
Caitlyn: Right. *opens pet carrier case by the window seat* Come on out, little guys. This is your new home. Look, it even has your own special bed!
Marvin: Blah, blah, blah.
Lips: *rolls eyes*
*the Muppaphones semerge from the carrier...*
Marvin: *gasps!* What have you DONE with my Muppaphones!
Caitlyn: I gave them a makeover on te way here!
Lips: That's cool.
Caitlyn: *points to the MP with electric blue (on top) and grayish fur (on face)* This is Ember, *points to the blonde MP with a cowboy hat* this is Clay, *points to light blue MP (with red and gold markings) wearing sunglasses* that's Norm, *points to black (top) and green (face) MP (with pink, purple, and light blue markings)* this one is Desiree, *points to the white MP with black circles painted around the eyes, wearing a black hood (with red on the inside) and holding a little (fake) scythe* this one is Grim, *points to white MP with yellow around the mouth, wearing a blue sailor hat* that's Donald, *points to light green MP with yellow around the mouth, wearing a vaudville-like hat with a black band* this little cutie's Jose, *points to the red MP with yellow around the mouth, wearing a sombrero* and the one in the sombrero is Panchito.
Lips: You're the only one that I know of who would do a thing like that.
Caitlyn: At least I'm not the only one who's part of the Electirc Mayhem here. Zoot and Dr. Teeth are next door.
Lips: That's great!
Marvin: *scoffs* Well, Muppaphones are born for striking, not to play dress-up with.
Caitlyn: Play nice with the other kids, Marvin, or you'll be grounded for a month.
Marvin: You're-a not my mother!
Lips: *laughing*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Hey guys, sounds like we've got new neighbors. Who wants to go say hello?
Boober: Who are we saying hello to?
Kim: Caitlyn, and her roomies Lips and Marvin Suggs.
Gillis: Ah, two more fellow musicians!
Boober: ...if you can call Suggs a musician.
Gillis: *thinks this over* ...good point, Boober.
Mimzy: That's not very neighborly, guys.
Boober: Oh, you're saying you condone animal abuse?
Kim: Okay, that's enough guys. Let's go over and say hi. And Boober, Gillis - no antagonizing Suggs.

-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: New neighbors just moved in.

Murray: Let's go say hi and exchange hugs.

Herry: Sounds good.

Herry and Murray head over to room 15 and knock on the door

Herry: Hello there...what's your name?

Murray: Hello too.

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: I didn't get her name?

Murray: I think someone said her name is Caitlyn.

Herry: Oooh i see. Hello there..*holds hands out*...Caitlyn. I'm Herry Monster.

Murray: And i am Murray the Monster. We room with Kyle.

Herry: Also Grover and Bruce stays with us too.

Murray: But you have to watch out for Oscar.

Oscar: *pops up* Did someone ask for me?

Murray: I was just telling our new neighbors about you.

Oscar: And what have you told them?

Murray: Nothing yet. You interuped me.

Oscar: *waits around*

Murray: Well?

Oscar: Well what?

Murray: Aren't you going to say anything?

Oscar: No. I was just waiting on you.

Herry: Oscar is very grouchy and doesn't like anyone to talk to him or ask for anything.

Oscar: Your right Herry. *walks off*

Murray: He actual agree with you.

Herry: I know.