Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Still in cackling voice: But the movie was finished, wasn't it my pretty? Yes, yes, it was. *Creepy hand patting Squeaky's head. Now run off... *Whispering: And post that chapter you promised,the one I like with the lovely dollie you drew and... What? This isn't Auntie Ru? Curse these dark glasses I have to wear! *Pops cookie into Claudia and sends her off to whatever craziness she has planned.

Now then... Where can I find that fabulous font of fanfic frog & pig glitz and glompness?
*Leaves back to his tomb of a room.

 

[The Count]

*Changes Benny Hill music. The dorms are now filled with the strains of Electric Mayhem music and other general sounds/songs of Springtime Love... That magical time when a young boy, erm man, or Muppet's fancy blossoms... And they find that girls aren't so icky after all, or that their girl-friends are the best friends in the woild.

*As if by art of hocus-pocusry, a freshly ovened box of peanut butter cookies are left at Room #22's door, with a card for Ms. Claudia saying "Sorry, Muppirates ahoy!" from her big brother.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Apologizes to Eddie once more, and gives him a gigantic glomp.
Claudia: Sorry for the little misunderstandin'.
Gives him a giant cookie.

 

[The Count]

*Glomps Claudia bak. Now come on, let's split these cookies and see if the bumper cars at the nearby carnival/amusement park are open yet. *Invites roomies and others to join us if they want. *Mokey, Count, Wanda, Red, Abby, and Deadly are waiting for us at the common room. Uh, could you please drive us there sis? *Buckles up in her car as we zoom out to the funfair.

 

[Erine81981]

Guys today is Peter's birthday. What sounds good for a present?

Herry: How about a new pair of shoes?

Murray: Maybe some...some.....uh......can't think. I'll think of something later.

How about your Bruce? What do you think?

Bruce: What do i think?

Yep.

Bruce: *puts a pie in my face* That's what i think. *laughs as he walks off*

*wips off some of the pie and taste it* Mmmmmm good pie.

 

[Erine81981]

I'll be right back guys. I'm going to go take Peter his present. Be back.

Herry: Ok

Murray: Alrighty

*heads over to Peter's room* Knock knock! Anyone home? *knocks again* Hello? Must not be home. I'll just leave it right here. I hope he really enjoys his new baseball and mitt.

The card says: Happy Birthday Peter,
Hope your birthday is a wonderful day as any other.
Signed, Kyle, Grover, Herry,
Murray and Bruce.

 

[The Count]

*Returning from the carnival... Okay, what to do now.

Deadly puts Abby to bed in her floating mattress with the wishing star bracelet she bought glowing now that it's nighttime.
Count sets up one of the tables in the common room for a fiendly game of poker between Bunsen, Beaker, Phil, Pew, Wanda and Deadly as soon as he gets back. Mokey and Red are oohing and aahing over the caricatures and ribbons from the games at the fair fresh in their memory. Red got herself a stuffed Doozer thanks to her prowess at the hammer and bell-topped column, Mokey got inspired by the flowers around her, promptingsome impromptu artwork from her talented fingers. The pets have been fed and watered respectively, and so have the rest of the Muppets downstairs in our care.

Me, sitting down in one of the sofas and tuning in to a bit of animated programming... MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter F for funfair and by the number 10. Night all.
*Sleepy time music plays as the scene fades out to the ebony evening blanketing the city below.

 

[The Count]

*Knocks on Room #2's door. Hello, Christine? Hmmm, thought the lights were on in there. Oh well... I'll leave her these coffee-toffee swirl squares we purchased on our day out. Hope she's doing okay and decides to join the dorms on whatever upcoming activities planned for the gang here to enjoy.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Tosh: Hey Kim, can we go down to the pool house today?
Mimzy: Yeah, Ed's taking his and Beth's roommates down there. And Ailie and her gang are going too.
Kim: I dunno, guys. I've got a lot of stuff to do around here. There's a bank statement to balance, the search committee has got two new profiles that I haven't read yet...
Gillis: All of which could be done in the comfort of the pool house atmosphere.
Kim: Well...
Boober: I'll start packing the food.
Kim: Now wait a sec, Boober. I didn't say 'yes'!
Boober: But you were going to.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Heh... He's gotcha there KP. *Takes snackage and towels, meets up with Abby floating in her worterfee (water fairy) wings. Hey there Abby. Ready to go swimming with the rest of the gang?
Abby: Yes sir Ed sir. Thanks for bringing us while Beth's away.
Me: Well, you deserve to have some fun when the cat's out-of-town.
Abby: But she's not a cat, Wanda's...
Me: Just a figure of speech.
Abby: Speeches can have figures?
Me: You've been kept downstairs too long kiddo. C'mon, let's get in there.
*The door to the pool house opens up and we find our friends generally having a rauckus time with the motley mayhem and mirth spreading itself even to a couple of stolward spooks like Deadly and Chammy.