Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: (from somewhere behind the tree) Okay, how's it look now? Relatively straight?
Boober: Well...it's leaning a smidgen to the left again...
Gillis: Oh, it looks fine, Boober! No one's going to be able to tell anyway, once we get everything on it.
Mimzy: Besides, I think Kim's going to melt into the tree if she stays back there any longer.
Kim: Har-dee-har-har, Mimz. (gets out from behind the tree) Okay. Hot chocolate break, anyone?
Boober: A break? But we just got the tree up!
Tosh: Yeah, after an hour!
Kim: And what do you mean "we"? I was the only one carrying the thing; you guys were sitting on the floor giving out directions.
Boober: *sniffs* Supervising can be a tiring job too, I'll have you know.
Gillis: Oh, brother.
Mimzy: I'll get the marshmallows...

-Kim

 

[The Count]

*Snatches a cookie from the plate.

OOC: Hey, I said I kinda "liked" that tone in her voice. Meant it more in a flattering tone, since we rarely see that side of her. That's purfect for when Prairie's family visits, you're doing a great job Kath.
*Sneaks off to place a cute little Santa bat on the dorms tree.

*Huge smile with tears of happy remembering now that I've got the full version of "True Blue Miracle" from Christmas Eve on SST on MCR.

 

[Katzi428]

*Snatches a cookie from the plate.

OOC: Hey, I said I kinda "liked" that tone in her voice. Meant it more in a flattering tone, since we rarely see that side of her. That's purfect for when Prairie's family visits, you're doing a great job Kath.
*Sneaks off to place a cute little Santa bat on the dorms tree.

*Huge smile with tears of happy remembering now that I've got the full version of "True Blue Miracle" from Christmas Eve on SST on MCR.

Hey Ed....tell The Count that "All I Want For Christmas Is My 2 Front Teeth" by him was on MCR! (OOC: Thanks for telling me I'm doing OK.)
Prairie:OK ,you're forgiven Ed.Since you meant it as flattering,that's great!
I know that I missed "True Blue Meowracle" But it's on youtube with the Christmas special from '78.I'll take a look later.

 

[The Count]

Snow problem Kath. *Hanging a bit of holly while listening to some more medleys of Muppet music as it rains sporadically outside.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Rubs Batty's head gently with her finger)
Thank you...hmm...I know bats don't eat this, but I know this won't do any harm.
(Goes into her room to fetch a piece of fruitcake for Batty)

Bunsen:
Wrapped up the gifts?

Claudia:
Yeah.
I did that already.
I'm an early bird for this stuff.

Dr. Van Neuter:
If only you were like that with the bills.

Claudia:
Well...
I was stuck all day in filing them by month and junk.
(giggles)

Beaker:
(Waves to Batty)

Claudia:
I am exhausted.

Bunsen:
I can see that.

Claudia:
work...school...bills...chores...
(Closes the door quietly)
What I need now...
is a...
(Snuggles into her bed)

Bunsen:
I feel a musical coming on!
(Chuckles giddily)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Give me a break!
Give me a break!
Break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!

Claudia:
(Turns off the radio)
No song.
Yes sleep.
-_-

Beaker:
...

Bunsen:
(Hums it to himself)

Claudia:
Shhh.
(Pokes his stomach lightly)

Bunsen:
Oof!

 

[Erine81981]

*humming a christmas tune*

Herry: Hey Kyle.

Hey Herry. *keeps humming*

Herry: What you doing?

Nothing. *keeps on humming*

Herry: *looks around* Uhhhh....can i ask you something?

Sure. Go right ahead.

Herry: Well.....what would i get a girl for a gift if i really wanted her to like me?

What? You like someone? Who?

Herry: I can't tell you. It might.....cause something....bad.

Come on Herry. You can tell me.

Herry: Ok. But don't tell anyone.

I won't. Don't you worry.

Herry: (whispers) Rosita.

Why isn't that cute. I was thinking you liked her.

Herry: For a friend.

Oh yea. *whew* You want to buy a christmas gift for Rosita?

Herry: Yes but i don't know what she wants or maybe likes.

Well....we could always ask her.

Herry: But then she would know that i would be getting her something.

I could ask or someone else could. Or just ask her what she likes.

Herry: I'll get Murray or Bruce to help me. Thanks.

Your welcome Herry. Anytime you need any help. Just ask.

Herry: Ok. *goes back into his room*

Bruce: *comes and sits on the couch* Hey!

Hi Bruce.

Bruce: What was that all about?

Oh nothing. Herry might ask you for some help with something.

Bruce: What?

You'll see.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Run for your little lives!

Dr. Van Neuter:
...AAAAHHHH!

Beaker:
Mee mee mee mee...
(Holding a skull before throwing it to the side, taking a run for it)

Bunsen:
That was so poetic, Beakie-poo!

Dr. Van Neuter:
No time for artsy stuff!

Bunsen:
It's poetry!
One should always take the time to stop and listen.
It is-

Dr. Van Neuter:
Not when there is a man-eating jellybean on the loose!

Claudia:
I HATE jellybeans!
Why couldn't it have been Hersheys?
I would have ate it by now!

Jellybean:
(Roars loudly)

Bunsen:
Were this a film...
I'd title it...
Attack of the jellybeans!

Claudia:
PLEASE!
I'd call it...
The Bad Jellyb...EEEEEEE!
(Is gobbled up)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Screams like a girl)

Bunsen and Beaker:
(Stares at him oddly)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Please, don't tell my wife I scream like that.

[They run to the stairs]

 

[The Count]

Wha? Usually I'd be in favor of monsters gobbling up cute girls like that... But that's my sister! You spit her out fright now!
Count, Uncle D, time for a twin thundderbolt blast.

Both master Muppet monsters attack the delicacy in an effort to get it to return Claudia to us.
OK, are you going to behave you jealous Jelly? Fright, then it's off to the labs to get Bunsen to shrink you and add you back to the jar.
*Scared whimpering can be heard from the jellybean.
No, no, it's not like that... You'll be back with all your cousins. The other beans must be worried and upset about what happened. It'll be OK...
*Walks bean back over to the shrinking machine, holding it's hand to make sure its fears are quieted, before the offending bean is back with its fellows.

Putting the lid tightly back over the jar... Confidentially, I don't like jellybeans much myself either.
*Wraps up the lid with ribbon and bow. Here ya go Sis, wrapped and ready to be gifted to that special someone.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[They watch the scene unfold in awe]

Bunsen:
You're alive!

Claudia:
(Is covered in sugar)
Who knew the jellybean had feelings?

Bunsen:
Mmm...sugary!
Ahem.

Claudia:
(Raises an eyebrow)
Ew!

Dr. Van Neuter:
As long as you don't tell my wife what just happened...
I think you should have this.
(Gives Eddie the jar)

Claudia:
Sugary intestines...acidy...
(Traumatized)

Bunsen:
Yes, yes, you can thank Eddie later.
(Guides her to the room)

Beaker:
(Gives Uncle Deadly his skull)
Meep meep.

 

[Beauregard]

Beauregard: *stumbles out of wardrobe, covered in snow* I think I may have found something...
Bo: *under the sink in the kitchen holding a spanner* If it's a new water supply, I'm interested...
Mildred: *passing by* Hey, didn't George say he'd be fixing that?
Bo: Yup. Six weeks ago.

To be continued...