Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Over at Herry's house.......

Thanks again for letting me stay Mrs. Monster.

Herry's Mom: Anytime Kyle. Your like one of ours.

Thanks again.

Herry: Well i'm going to head on to bed.

Ok Herry. I'll see you in the morning. Good night Herry.

Herry: Good night Kyle.

Flossie: Can you tuck me in, Kyle? *hands behind back, tottering and teetering*

Sure i will. *holds on to Flossie's hand*

Herry's Dad: Awwww isn't that nice Mom mom.

Herry's Mom: It's just adorable.

Flossie: *climbs into bed*

Ok. Settle down into the sheets. *covers Flossie up*

Flossie: Thank you Kyle.

Your welcome Flossie. *kisses her on the head, starts to leave*

Flossie: Kyle?

Yes Flossie?

Flossie: I like you.

I like you too, Flossie. *truns off the light*

Over at Ernie and Bert's apartment basement...........

Bert: Glad to be back in our own room. Good night Ernie.

Ernie: Yea me too Bert. But there is something missing.

Bert: Ernie, it's time for bed. Good night.

Ernie: Hold up just a minute. *turns on the side table lamp*

Bert: Come on Ernie. It's *looks at clock* 10:30 at night.

Ernie: *comes back with a horn* There we go.

Bert: What in the world are you doing with that horn?

Ernie: It's to keep the lions, tigers and frogs away.

Bert: Don't you mean Bears?

Ernie: No. Bears don't scare me.

Bert: But Kermit's a frog.

Ernie: Yea but he teaches us about letter and numbers. Other frogs can't do that. *lays back in his bed* Good night Bert.

Bert: Good night Ernie!

Ernie: *goes to turn off the lamp which he hits the horn*

Bert: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!

Ernie: Come on Bert. It's time for bed. Not time to get up. *goes back to sleep*

Bert: *groans and gets back into bed*

Over at Cookie Monster's house...........

Cookie M: Good night Mom.

Cookie's Mom: Good night Cookie dear. *turns off the light*

Bruce: Thanks for letting me sleep over at your house Cookie.

Cookie M: No problem. Me mom loves company.

Bruce: I know i do too. With my parents out of town this week i didn't have a place to go. Good night Cookie Monster.

Cookie M: Good night Bruce. *starts chewing on some cookies*

Bruce: *eyes open* What's that noise?

Cookie M: What nosie?

Bruce: The one that sounds like someone eatting cookies.

Cookie M: Me no hear it.

Bruce: Oh it must be my imagination. Good night.

Cookie M: Good night. *keeps chewing some more*

Bruce: There it is again. Did you hear?

Cookie M: No.

Bruce: Oh well. Good night.

Cookie M: Good night. *starts making his louder chewing noises*

Bruce: It's you! Cookie!

Cookie M: Me sorry. Me always have cookies before bed.

Bruce: Ok. Just try to be just a little more quiter.

Cookie M: Me will try. Good night.

Bruce: Good night.

Cookie M: *makes his loudest chewing ever*

Bruce: This is going to be a long night. *cover's ears up with pillow*

Over at Grover's house...........

Murray: Thanks for letting me stay over Miss Grover's Mom.

Grover's Mom: Anytime dear. You can sleep here anytime.

Grover: Good night mommy.

Grover's Mom: Good night Grover dear. *kisses him goodnight*

Murray: Good night Miss Grover's mom.

Grover's Mom: Good night Murray. *kisses him good night too* See you two in the moring. *shuts off the light which makes a night light come on*

Murray: Your mom is so nice.

Grover: Yea i like her too. She's my only mommy and i love her with all my might. Good night Murray.

Murray: G-good night, G-grover. *gets scared* Uh Grover?

Grover: Yes Murray?

Murray: I'm scared.

Grover: There is nothing to be scar....*sees a shadow on the wall*....uh uh Murray?

Murray: What, Grover?

Grover: I am too. *but Grover remember's his flashlight* Wait! I just remember something.

Murray: What?

Grover: My flashlight that scares stuff away. *shines the light on the shadow which is his chair with his and Murray's stuff on it* It was only my chair Murray. Look.

Murray: It is! You are one brave monster Grover.

Grover: I like to think so. Good night Murray.

Murray: Good night Grover. Can i hold the flashlight?

Grover: Go right ahead. *hands Murray the flashlight*

They both fall fast asleep but over on Sesame Street near the front step............

Oscar: *pops up from his trashcan* Ahhhhhhhh isn't this the life. Back on the street i love.....to hate. *laughs* But good to be back in my old can. *looks up at the camrea after amiring his can and says* "Tonight's has been brought to you by the letter "N" and by the number "10". Sesame Street is a prouducion of the Children Teleavison Workshop. Rotten Dreams." *laughs*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I feel better...
I was having such a bad time.
Let's see...where do we go?

Beaker:
Meep.

Bunsen:
How about we go...
hmm.

Not sure!

Clifford:
Huh.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Are you Guys ready for your trip to Sesame Street

LITTLE BIRD: Yes!

BABY BEAR: I Can't wait to see my Papa and Mama and Curly Bear

PETER: They will be glad to see you

ZOE: And My Parents too

PETER: Off to Sesame Street to Celebrate it's 38th birthday

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
HAHAHAHAHA!
*Breathes for a second*
HAHAHAHAHAH!
*Looks closer at the newspaper*
HEEEEEEHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

Bunsen:
Oh no.
She's got a severe case of the giggles...
(Looks into the little article)
Tsstsst...

Beaker:
(Looks puzzled)

Claudia:
Spain's king, Juan Carlos, told Chavez to shut up!

Clifford:
Dang, is he that annoying?

Claudia:
Sorry, I just dislike him.

Bunsen:
That was very daring of Mr. Carlos!

Gonzo:
*Flies in the air while singing*
COULDN'T WEE FLLLLLYYYYYYYYY!

Bunsen:
Scientifically impossible.
Though, you shot out of a cannon...
I guess it is possible.

Goodbye, Mr. Gonzo!

Claudia:
(Blinks)
Somehow we'll get by...

Clifford:
Please...I'm in no mood for singin'.

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs at Hooper's... Mmm, this chicken catchatori sandwich's really good. Thanks for it, and the bottles of apple juice Chris. If some of the others come by, please tell 'em I'm going to be at the park and then off to the Sesame Street moviehouse.

*Pays for his meal, gathers a couple of coins to leave as a tip, picks up a laptop with headphones so the computer's voice won't bother anyone else and exits the diner en route for greener pastures.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (glances at watch) It's after five. Is anyone hungry?
Nora: Well, I could go for a snack or something.

(group ducks in to Hooper's)

Erin: Let's see...I'll take one orange-spice tea and two ginger scones.
Nora: Same here.
Scooter: One hot cocoa and some apple crumble.
Beige: One coffee and a piece of sour cream cake.
Storyteller: One mint tea and a cup of radish soup.

(orders arrive a little later)

Storyteller: So, what did everyone do? I dropped in at the library for a most enjoyable book discussion...
Beige: Did you guys see that rock pile down by the park? Most impressive piece of natural architecture I've ever...
Storyteller: It's a rock pile, Beige.
Nora: I went browsing at the used book shop. They've got some good stuff in there.
Scooter: Little Jerry and the Monotones were doing a quick gig by one of the phone booths down on EFG Street, so I stopped to watch - but the police put a stop to it for some reason.
Erin: That's right, I've been meaning to ask about that studio album they're doing with the Beetles. (slurps tea) And I just went for a walk around the park this afternoon after stopping in to visit the paper - so, good day all around, it sounds like.

 

[The Count]

*Exits the moviehouse... Mmm, that was a good movie, all about this 0 who turns out to be a hero, saving the number 1 from a fate of impending loneliness, boarding the love cruise run by 2, all to find out that 3 really is a magic number.

Hmmm, wonder if there are any interesting trinkets or souvenirs at Finders' Keepers. Will have to check tomorrow... Gotta check back in and see if the new Muppetcast episode's been posted or if the rest of the gang has any night plans.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Ok, 1, 2, 3...GO!
*Fires him out of the cannon*
FLY GONZO! FLYYYY! YEEEHAHAHAHA!

Gonzo:
WHOOOHOOO!
THIS IS AWESOME!

Claudia:
I'M NEXT!
*Continues to sip on her coffee*

Bunsen:
Isn't that a little too strong for you?

Claudia:
*Body shaking abnormally*
WHAT? NAH!
COME ON!
YEEEEEE-AAAAAA-AHHHH!
*Gets in the cannon*

Clifford:
Claudia, get yo' little butt back here!

Sam:
Stupidity has once again claimed another life.

Claudia:
DO IT!

Link:
Uhhh...ok.
(Shrugs and lights it up)

Claudia:
HEEECCCKKK YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
(Bursts out of the cannon)

Bunsen:
Oh dear...Claudia!
Oh!

Beaker:
(Looks down to the floor)
Mee mee.
(Sighs)

Clifford:
Dang, she's flyin' sky high!
(Puts on the E.T soundtrack)

Claudia:
(Flies over the moon)
DOOO DOOOO DOOO DAADEEEDEEDAAAA!

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[Gonzo and Claudia crash through the moviehouse]

Claudia:
LET'S DO THAT AGAAAAIIINNNN!

Gonzo:
ALRIGHT!
(High fives her)

 

[Erine81981]

At Charlie's..........

Waiter Grover: *picks up the phone* Hello? Yes. Our speical? It's the speical of the day. No i do not know what it is. They won't tell me. Sorry. Bye. *hangs up* Hello today.

Hey Grover.

Waiter Grover: Hey there guys.

Murray: Kyle said this would be a good place to eat.

Herry: *leans over to Murray* As long as Grover can get it right.

Waiter Grover: I heard that. *hands on hips*

He's just kidding Grover.

Waiter Grover: Right this way. *leads us to the table* Here you go. What will all of you be having to drink?

Herry: I'll take some grape juice.

Murray: I would like some orange soda, please.

Bruce: Soda.

Waiter Grover: What kind?

Bruce: Dr. Pepper.

Waiter Grover: And you sir.

I'll take some sweet tea.

Waiter Grover: Ok. I will have them ready. *walks off*

Over at another table...................

Bert: Where's Kyle and the others?

Ernie: *looks around* Over there. Wave!

Bert & Ernie wave to me the others

Waiter Cookie: So what we having today?

Ernie: Cookie Monster? Why you working here?

Waiter Cookie: Grover needed some help. So me told him me would help out. Me get cookies after me sift.

Bert: *looks at Ernie* Ok. I'll take some....do ya'll have oatmeal?

Waiter Cookie: Uhhhhh me see. *runs off to the back*

Ernie: I hope they have some spaghetti and meatballs.

Waiter Cookie: No sir. We do not have oatmeal. But we do have the speical of the day.

Bert: What's that?

Waiter Cookie: Me not know?

Bert: But you work here.

Waiter Cookie: They not tell me nothing.

Waiter Grover: *walks by* They will not tell any of us.

Ernie: Do ya'll have spaghetti and meatballs?

Waiter Grover: I do not know. Do you know Cookie?

Waiter Cookie: Me don't know?

Bert: Then what is there to eat here?

Waiter Cookie & Waiter Grover: The speical.

Ernie: Then we'll take that.

Waiter Grover: Ok. I will go get that for you two.

Waiter Cookie: But me there waiter. You not. *runs off after Grover*

Over at our table...........

Murray: Where are our drinks?

Herry: I think Grover had forgot about us.

Don't worry guys. He'll get us our drinks sooner or later.

Bruce: I hope sooner.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Crashes into Kyle's table)
EEEEEEEEE!

HI KYLEEE!

Bunsen:
He-he-hello...
(Collapses)

Claudia:
(Picks him up)
So, what we havin'?

Bunsen:
(Groans)