Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*OOC: No worries Bry, we'll be at Sesame for the usual week's time. Join us when you can, it'll be OK. Now then...
Count consults the bus schedules to see what time would be good for everyone to leave...
UD: Didn't we get the musical mayhem's bus?
Me: Um... Forgot to ask Maddie.
UD: Eh... It's all the same to me then. After all, you were able to convince the powers that be to allow me safe passage and stay at that oft-treaded far away neighborhood.
*A small smile creeps onto the phantomly dragon's face.
Count: Vhat are v doing about Snuffy?
Me: Oh... I thought we could call the Snuffle-Up-a-Bus Company.
UD: Smart.
Me: Thought so. Let's off to Everybody Eats for breakfast and then meet here to get things started.
*Unseen crowd: Why don't you get things started?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Wtheck, leave me alone. BLEGH!

Clifford:
Since I won fair and square last night,
this ol' hip muppet is gonna dig in first.
Mmhmm!

What should I choose...

Bunsen:
Please increase the aptitude.
I feel faint at the sudden suspense.
Oh, do decide quickly and relieve me of my doom.
(Says somewhat jokingly)

Sam:
Greetings!

Link:
Hi birdy, want a cracker?
Mmm, swill...

Sam:
My name isn't birdy, you twit.
I am a bald eagle, the mere symbol of America, home of the brave and true.
Not a silly little parrot who munches on stale crackers.

Camilla:
(Snuggling up to Gonzo)
Brawk brawk...

Gonzo:
Oh gosh, not in the dinner table, sexy stuff!
We'll do that later.
(Nudges)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Get a room!

Clifford:
This is the room, fool!
But yeah, we've got a little lady here.
Ain't that right, Claudia?

Claudia:
(Scratches against the chalk board with a screeching sound)

Beaker:
MEEEEE!

Bunsen:
(Falls out of his chair)

Clifford:
(Twitches)

[A series of reaction occurs]

Claudia:
(Twitches)
Alright, listen up.
We're GOING to have FUN!
ON SESAME STREET!
AND WHEN WE DO...
WE ARE GONNA BE GREEEEEEEAAAAAATT FRIENDS!
HAHA!

You thinkin' something?
Wanna be startin' something?
OOOHHH YEAH!
YOU DO!
(Eyes roll back a bit as she does her strange laughter)

Clifford:
(Shaking)
I miss, Ryan.
Really badly now.
He was a little more submissive...

Bunsen:
Oh, this happens routinely,
Claudia's a terrible morning person.
But, just wait for her to cool down.

Orange juice, my dear?

Claudia:
(Grumbles and snatches it away)
Mmmfff...fff...

Bunsen:
I have successfully tamed the beast.

Beaker:
(Nods)

Sam:
Get me out of here...

Link:
I thought she was a man...
(Looks shocked)

Bunsen:
We've done a series of experiments to testify what exactly is she. When we first met her, we decided to call her "it". It was a long and hard road to discovery. It still shocks me to this day that it was scientifically prove that she is indeed a girl.

Clifford:
Man, I'll drink to that.

Sam:
Sorry Claudio...
I mean, Claudia.

Link:
(Looks up to see her angered expression)
Uhh....swill?

Gonzo:
WOW!
(Pokes her)

Claudia:
(Grumbles)

Camilla:
Braaawwkk...
(Rolls eyes)

Claudia:
Only women have common sense.

Camilla:
(Nods)

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: I'm so ill...sick...tired...bleh...meh....fleh...eh....
Beau: You have got to figure out how to turn off the synonyms feature....

 

[The Count]

Not to mention turn off the quick posting feature. *Cough.

OK, everybody that's going to Sesame Street... Our bus is here and waiting in the dorms parking lot. Good ol' HV123, it'll take us all to our sunny street stomping grounds. Snuffy, the Snuffle-Up-a-Bus will be here for you after we've left, the fare's been taken care of. Count, doing a last-minute headcount: Mmm, ve're all present, let's get this show on the road!
*All the dormies get onboard, picking their seats and plugging their headphones into the jacks to the bus's radio already set on MC Radio.

And we're off to Sesame Street!
*The bus rolls off, full of rolicking and singing residents from the MC Dorms.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

(as the bus merrily rolls along, rolls along)

Kim: How're you doing over there, Gillis?
Gillis: (taking off his headphones) All right so far.
Boober: (sitting next to him in an aisle seat) Of course, we've only been on the road for half an hour...
Kim: (ignoring Boober) Good. Girls, how 'bout you?
Tosh: We're fine, Kim. I'm telling Mimzy all about our trip to Sesame Street last year.
Mimzy: It sounds...interesting.
Kim: (chuckles) Don't worry, Mimzy; you'll understand it a lot better once we get there.

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I'm getting bus sick.
(Hears "Hit 'em up" by Blu, using her own CD player)

Bunsen:
I'm quite comfy.

Clifford:
Ry-guy sho' is missin' out!

Camilla:
Brawk!

Gonzo:
I don't know, I kind of miss him.
(Balances marshmellows on his hooked nose while singing "I'm not wearing underwear today")

Sam:
Get a grip, sister.
(Says stiffly)

Claudia:
I should...

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Sleeping)

Beaker:
Meee mee mee mee.
(Pats Claudia on the shoulder as he sits on her lap)

Camilla:
Brawk buck!

Claudia:
Sure, let's talk girl talk!
I need it badly!
Do you know how strange it is to live with muppet guys?

Clifford:
Move to another seat.
Wantin' to hear none of that...

Claudia and Camilla:
(Giggle)

 

[The Count]

Count, at one of the window seats: Mmm, looks like it'll be raining soon.
*Hears the thunder outside the bus.
*Both he and Ed instantly smile as they see the white number counting up the thunderclaps floating in mid-air before it vanishes once again.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: All right guys, everyone comfortable?
Red: Yep
Mokey: I'm good
Beth: Where's Abby?
Wanda: She's sitting with Big Bird, keeping him company since Snuffy's on the other bus
Beth: Oh good, we'll be there before we know it

 

[Erine81981]

Bert: This is going to be fun. Getting to read my favorite grey books and hoping that i get my sock back.

Ernie: Don't worry ol' buddy Bert. We'll find that other sock.

This is going be a fun weekend.

Murray: I can't wait for you to meet my parents.

Cookie M: Me can't wait to eat more of Alan's cookies. He makes the best.

Grover: My mommy is going to be so glad to see me.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Curls up a little in her sleep)

Beaker:
(Pats Claudia)
Mee mee...meeep meep mee.

Bunsen:
Aw, don't you worry yourself blue, Beakie.
I'm sure she's just experiencing a minor physical dysfunction
which may be causing her to feel a little...icky.

Nothing could go wrong.

Beaker:
Meep?

Bunsen:
Yes, yes, I am positively sure of it.
(Chuckles)
Silly, Beakie.

Beaker:
Meesheesh!