Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Dressed as a hun)
CHING CHANG EEAANNNGG!

Bunsen:
Oh no, we've triggered a different personality.
However, this machine proves to be useful for historians--a "get in their head" sort of thing.

Claudia:
DESTROY YOU ALL!
EEAAANNGG ECK!

Bunsen:
Oh dear!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Least she did not go into Adolf's!

Beaker:
(Gasps)

Claudia:
(Chases them off through the hall)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *grumbles* I just had to be gone this weekend!
Link: Where are you going?
Ryan: I've got a retreat thing for this club I'm in...
Link: So that means you can't go to Sesame Street with us?
Ryan: I'm afraid not... but I could leave you guys with someone else and you could go with them.
Link: Well, just as long as I get to go.
Ryan: *scrunches up face* Thanks Link... Well I'm gonna call Ed and ask if he'll ask around for people to look after you guys. *dials Ed's number*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
AKA LE EEEE!

Bunsen:
(Is held by the neck)
She offers her assistance, Ryan.
Please, do not refuse her request.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Anyone but Sam.

Claudia:
ME LIKIE SAM!

Busnen:
Can-can-can't breathe.

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *hears commotion in the hall* *peeks out* What do we have here? Heh heh heh heh heh....*heads back in* *feet pop out the bottem of can which begin to shuffle off to Claudia's room*

Grover: *over hears the noise* What is all this noise? *looks around* Hmmmmm i thought i heard something? *sees Oscar* Where are you going grouchie?

Oscar: *pops head up* Some where your not. *trashlid closes*

Grover: Well i never. *closes the door*

Whob taws it?

Grover: Just Oscar.

Bigures. *eatting the chicken al king*

Herry: You always make the best.

Murray: Yep. Always.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Wanders into his room and spots a trashcan)
Meeep?

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *pops up* Hey there carrot top! Any more explosions?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blinks at Claudia* Well... alright then. Guys, you think you could stay with Claudia for the weekend?
Gonzo: *jumps up* Are you kidding? She's fantastic!
Camilla: Brawk!
Sam: I agree with the chicken.
Ryan: Oh, come on guys, I'm sure you'll have fun. Well, thanks Claudia. There all yours starting Friday afternoon. *whispers* Good luck...

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (calls Scooter) Hey Scooter. Oh gosh, I hope I didn't wake you. Just wanted to tell you that all of my roomies (Big Bird, Snuffy, Ernie, Bert and Cookie) will be making the trip to Sesame Street. As for me, I have two performances that day so I'll get there when I can. Thanks, pal! Night!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Mm..meep meep meep.
Meep meeep meep.
BOOM!

Bunsen:
Of course there is!
Why, with no explosions happening...
well, we'd be a bunch of boring old men with nothing more to do
than just stare at passing flies the whole day as we allow clear saliva to drip...I think you understand the point, Sir.

Tsstsst.

Beaker:
Meep?
(Blinks and feels himself explode)

Bunsen:
Oh, my dear (foolish) boy!
You've been playing around with the edible bombs again!
Such a silly one you are.

Beaker:
(Wanders off without a head)

Dr. Van Neuter:
The most graphic thing since Saw!

Claudia:
Beakie!

Bunsen:
You've yet to apply, Claudia.
You have many to take to Sesame Street.

Claudia:
Say what?

Bunsen:
Don't you remember at all?

Claudia:
Oh my gosh, and you let me do that?
WOW! I'm in for quite a day! And a rush to sign up!

I WAS A HUN!

Bunsen:
Oh, I'm sorry deary.
You were a fantastic volunteer though!

Claudia:
(Puts on her Hun outfit and runs after Bunsen wildly)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (on phone) Okay, Bryan, so there's six of you - and there's room for Bernice and Rubber Duckie. (scribbles on clipboard)
Erin: So how many so far?
Scooter: Um - (looks at clipboard) 26 names, not counting Ed, the Count and Uncle Deadly. It's going to be a full bus.