Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: So I think we should...
Nora: Or how about...
Storyteller: No, did that last year. What about...
Beige: Well, in the Cave, we would...

(Erin enters)

Storyteller: (sotto voce) It's her. Start discussing something else.
Erin: What's going on, guys?
Others: We're just chatting.
Erin: Oh, okay. Carry on.

 

[The Count]

*Uncle Deadly rambles Bo on out and back to his own quarters to keep compiling the MopFam episode guides.
There, with him out of the way... Let's get to baking this masterpiece for our honored guest.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Monday, Monday. So good to me! Monday, Monday, it was all I hoped it would beeeeee.....

Bean: Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday! Who could hang a name on you? When you change with every new day, still I'm gonna miss you...

Sweetums: Tuesday afternoon was never ending, Wednesday morning papers didn't come. Thursday night your stockings needed mending. Seeeee howww they ruuuunnnnnn.......

Elmo: Saturday, in the park! I think it was the Fourth of July.....

 

[The Count]

Hey... What about Friday?
Nice, used to sing that on Mondays back in high school.

 

[Beakerfan]

Bah, Fridays..... couldn't think of a song at the time.

 

[redBoobergurl]

A Friday song:

I don't care if Mondays blue, Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too, Thursday (words I don't remember), It's Friday I'm in love.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Claudia, all battered by current events and silly class work, ect., grumpily chews a celery while happily dropping off a birthday gift for Erin (dichotomies lol!). The gift happens to be a a plush version of the muppet newsflash reporter and a huge cookie baked by the one and only)

Claudia:
Happy Birthday to you,
Someone is 22!
I wonder just who...

Oh, I know, it's the one on the news!
Alright, I'm no lyric writer.
Happy Birthday, Erinnnnnnnn!

Bunsen:
Oh good, you've managed to escape the horrid clutches of...

Claudia:
(Blinks as she feels a thorny vine wrap around her slim ankle)

Dr. Van Neuter:
You spoke too soon, melon head.

Bunsen:
Indeed I did.

Claudia:
(Screeches as she is dragged away by the hideous plant hiding in her room)

Bunsen:
Erin, my dear, you've seen nothing.
Understood?
Toodles!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like he said.

Beaker:
MEEEEEE!
CLAUDIAMEEEP!

Bunsen:
Don't you worry, Beakie.
Luckily, the plant is just overly affectionate.
It won't hurt her.

Claudia:
The thorns!
THE THORNS!
EEEE!

Bunsen:
On second thought...

Beaker:
Meeep meeee?

Bunsen:
Why, yes, I think that'd be a swell idea.
Let us flee befo-

I mean...let us do something about it!
(Quietly sneaks off with Beaker and Phil)

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: *comes running in* Hey! Kyle!

*listening to the MuppetCast*

Grover: Kyle? *tiles head* Kyle?

*still listening*

Grover: HEY KYLE!

*still listening....still*

Grover: *yells while swaying back and forth* KYLE!

*takes head phones off* Did you say something?

Grover: *breathing really hard* Yes.

Ok. Tell me.

Grover: I am tired. *falls over*

*weird look on face* Huh?

 

[The Count]

*Drops off an orange chocolate swirl cheesecake at Room #7's door. Hard to get offline, I've gotten addicted to the TV Trivia game at Facebook, been going through almost every Sesame question so far, not sure if I should move on to another show just yet.

 

[tvlistingman]

ZOE: What'cha Doing

PETER: Making Erin's birthday Card and you can help and all help

LITTLE BIRD: Oh, Okay!

BABY BEAR: and I made her these paper flowers and we're going to drop it off along the Card

PETER: All Set with the Card and paper Flowers and why don't we put it by Room 7