Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
For some reason, the equipment room is a lot more comfy than ours.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Smells lemony fresh too!
With a bit of wet dog...

Beaker:
Meep.

Bunsen:
(Clears throat)
Yes, we did have to use someone else's shower.
Oh, I hear a very naughty word.

Dr. Van Neuter:
You know what that means.

(From the safety of her room, Claudia giggles loudly)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well here we are on Halloween day
Wanda *comes out dressed in a rather scary fashion as she has been tranformed into a H-E-L-L cat for the holiday* HISSS
Abby: EEE!
Wanda: Sorry, I'm just getting into character a bit
Abby: Oh ok *she is dressed in dark fairy fashion instead of her usual fluffy blue dress* I guess I can try that too *she gives her best evil laugh*
Beth: You're getting the idea. Wonder where Red and Mokey have gone off to? Oh well, what do you guys think of my costume? *dressed in a black suit, white shirt and black tie with sunglasses, taking on the role of one of the Men in Black*
Wanda: Looks good...who are you?
Beth: Remember the movie Men in Black?
Abby: I'm not allowed to watch that one
Beth: Oh sorry. Well anyway, I'm one of those guys. I have to wear it for work
Abby: I like your Rainbow Brite costume better.
Beth: Me too. Oh well, see you guys later *leaves for work*

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *running down the corridors* Guys! Where are ya?

Gloat: Right behind you

Adam: *turns to se Gloat, perfectly normal Gloat* Oh, there you are. Now listen to me....

*Gloat doesnt move*

Adam: I said listen..! *notices him not moving or talking at all* Dont do this! E;se your gonna straight back to the room *no answer, Adam pokes his chest expecting a responce, but Gloat just fall backwards, Adam realises it isnt Ghim, just a fake* Alright, now stop this guys, i dont wanna have to say this, but you're scaring me!...

*the light above start flickering and haunting noises are heard*

Adam: Oh fine, go on and scare people, see if i care when you get kicked out *walks back towards the dorm room, as he dissapears round a corner, the shadows dissapear, leaving Boppity and Gloat standing alone in the corridor*

Boppity: Yes! I knew we could scare him

Gloat: We sure did!

Boppity: What do we do now?

Gloat: Just as we planned, we're going to scare EVERYONE!

*the shadows reappear around them, covering them in darkness*

Gloat: How did we get this shadow thingy anyway?

Boppity: B&Q, the most evil of convenience stores

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Elmo, have you seen Bean or Sweetums anywhere?
Elmo: *dressed as a pirate* Arrgh, Elmo has not seen those two scallywags for nary a day!
Alex: Ok..... I think you would have made a better Munchkin. You're somewhat frightening as a pirate.
Elmo: Aye lass, but isn't that the idea?
Alex: I'm gonna go find Bean..... *walks out into the hall*

Bean: *wearing a red vest and black bowtie, running down the hall with a birthday cake*
Alex: Bean, where are you going?
Bean: It's Uncle Deadly's birthday! I've gotta go bring this to him! *stacks a few teacups on top of the cake*
Alex: And the teacups....
Bean: Well he's GOTTA have a birthday party! Which reminds me.... Happy Unbirthday! *shoves the cake in Alex's hands and runs to get another for Uncle Deadly*

Sweetums: *on the roof, swings down and through the window* ROAR!
Alex: Aah! Sweetums, you scared me!
Sweetums: *looks sad*
Elmo: *bursts out of room 24* AVAST YE SCURVY LANDLUBBER! *looks over at Alex* Elmo thought you were dressed as Dorothy?
Alex: Oh, I changed my mind. I might change it quite a bit. I still haven't really decided.
Elmo: Oh. *pretends to fend off Sweetums*

Bean: *at Room #1, drops off the cake and throws confetti everywhere, putting party hats on UD, the Count and Ed, then hops away*

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Halloween and I have to go to a dress rehearsal for a show called "White Christmas". How ironic is that. (hears scream from other room) What was that? (entering B and E's bedroom) Aaah! Ernie! Bert!
(Ernie is revealed transformed into a headless horseman, a knight with no head; and Bert has been turned into a floppy dried oatmeal-filled scarecrow, with bottlecap buttons) Bert, great costume! Very realistic. Ernie...that's...too realistic. Where is your head!
Bert: That's what I've been wondering!
Ernie: (holds up arms and shrugs in confusion)
Bert: Oh this is not good. What's going on?
Bryan: It's Halloween. There must have been some sort of spell put on this place.
Rosita: (flying around the room as a bat, wings fangs and all) But you look normal!
Bryan: Must be something that only happens to Muppets. And you're a bat!
Rosita: Yeah and I can fly too! Wait til Big Bird sees this!
Bryan: Say, where is Big Bird? And the others too? Come on, guys! (goes off to investigate)
Ernie: (Jumps onto a large black and yellow horse which suddenly appears. The minute he sits on the horse's back, a familiar squeak is heard. Ernie then raises his hand and scratches the air just above where his head would be.)

 

[The Count]

Hey Bry... Before you let that rubber horsduckie rider out of the room... You might want to give him this.
*Tosses Bryan a jack o'lantern pumpkin head, carved in an exact likeness of Ernie's to reattach to the body.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
I will not screech nor will I even let out a whimper.
You may ram me with your ridiculous train! I will have nothing
to offer you, you demented woman, you!
(Tied by thick wires)

Claudia:
(Pulls lightly on her thinly mustache and smiles gleefully, her top hat covering her dark brown eyes, her black cape hugging her form)
Goodbye Mr. Hyde! Whichever you are...who are you again?

Bunsen:
The good doctor!
Do not make me do something you will regret my dear!

Claudia:
Oh, not to worry my pet! It won't be too long before you feel hot wheels crushing your little body! I might need to call Beau to clean up your remains though...
(Smooths out her red vest noticing a maggot clinging on to it)
The maggots! (Giggles) They seem to love me you know!
(Attempts to dig her black sharp nails into his stomach)

Beaker:
Mee mee!
(Railroad tracks unfurl from her room and slide into the hallway, a screech sounds from the room)
Trainmeep!

Bunsen:
Hmph.

Claudia:
The train is coming! You better change that mind of yours sweetie-pie!
(Dances around him with glee)

Beaker:
(Takes his bowler hat off as a sign of sympathy)
Mee.
(Puts on an old song--something you'd hear from a silent movie)

Asphodel:
(Is perched on her shoulder)
You is eh....what?

Claudia:
Oh! Well, I'm the evil guy that usually puts damsels in distress into a railroad track thing and request that they marry me! In this case...guys!

Asphodel:
Ah, Bunsen is not eh...a woman.

Claudia:
Bunsen? Who's Bunsen?
YEAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bunsen:
(Sweats a little from the ghoulish screams coming from the train in the room)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Stop! In the name of the law!
(Adjusts his wig)

Claudia:
The underworld judge!
Hmph...
always ruining my fun?
(Sticks a lollipop in her mouth)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Love the monocle...

Claudia:
Oh really?
Do you like my hair?
I tried to make it crazy--did not take too much.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh no, you look cute!
Even though you look like a man...
fancy pants!

Claudia:
I meant to look that way.

Bunsen:
Oh, wonderful.
(Rolls away from the railroad)

Claudia:
You shan't get away!
(Gets her whip)

Bunsen:
I think I am getting away!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Appears in front of her)
No, no, no....

Claudia:
(Growls and looks to her polished shoes)
Another maggot...ugh.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (glances at watch) Let's do this.

A parade of spooks, frights and weirdoes heads from the room, bearing food and drinks for the night's party.

Erin, as the mad scientist, carries a tureen of pumpkin soup and a covered platter of vegetables. Nora, the Corpse Bride, carries the tureen of winter vegetable soup and a covered plate of chocolate raspberry eyeball truffles. Scooter, as Jason, brings a secured pitcher of punch and a container of ice cream (Transylvania Twist). Beige, as the mountain troll, has the plate of chocolate tombstones and another container of ice cream (also T-Twist). Storyteller, the ghostly librarian brings up the rear, hovering along with a basket of garlic bread.

In the meantime, the room 7 house of literary horrors has been opened up for viewing.

 

[tvlistingman]

Before the Party

PETER: Are you Ready for the Party Everybody

LITTLE BIRD: (as Ouzelum Bird)- Yes, i have to watch where i'm going because I'll be going backwards

BABY BEAR: (Terror Teddy): Urrrggh! I'm Terror Teddy!

ZOE: Prom Queen Poltergeist, This should be fun and It's a costume

PETER: You're right Zoe, Off to the Party!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I think I'm going to get you later. I want to check out room seven and start readin'!

Bunsen:
Oh, if you could kindly release me...
(Voice changes to a more frightning tone)
or I'll do terrible things to you in your sleep.
You wouldn't want that. Would you?

(Snaps out of it)

Oh, I never meant any of that.
Please untie me.

Claudia:
Sure thing, Bunnie.
(Shakes head)
I got too much into the whole Halloween thing...

Bunsen:
I could understand...
(Twitches)