Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Eyes snap open)

Bunsen:
No, turn away! Run!
Save yourselves!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, like run the heck away! FREEEEE!

Beaker:
MEEEMEEEMEEEMEMEEEE!

(They are released)

Claudia:
(Slams the door open irked beyond reason)
I AM TRYING TO GET RID OF A HEADACHE!
STAY OUT OR I WILL KILL YOU AND MAKE HUMAN
SOUP OUT OF YOU--OR MUPPET SOUP!
(Screeches and throws herself on her bed)

MMMFFFMRRRAAAARRRHHHEEEEEERRRR!
(Screams in her pillow wildly)

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Bunsen:
Oh, thank you ever so much!

Beaker:
Meeemeeemee...mmeeeemeee...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah...she's a little..

Bunsen:
(Momentarily turns on the radio to censor the word)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh! Thank you!

Beaker:
(Praises Ryan and Gonzo)

[Kidding about the soup thing...headache...no..LOL!]

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hmm... you know, some soup actually sounds good...
Gonzo: Are you crazy? !
Ryan: No, that's you.
Gonzo: I know, I was just checking to see if we were related.
Ryan: Oh.
Link: *walks up* Um, Ryan, Gonzo, what are you doing?
Ryan: Saving Bunsen, Beaker, and Dr. Phil from being made into Muppet soup.
Link: ...Muppet... soup? *overly-dramatic faint*
Ryan: *rolls eyes*

 

[The Count]

UD, calmly sipping a cup of green tea: Of course there's more maneuvers than just 81a.
Count: Yes, vhat about maneuwers 1 through 81? Ah, such a grand time of counting!
UD: Mmm... You feel like ordering some pie?
Count: Vell, I vouldn't mind some... That show Pushing Daisies put you to having some?
UD: Yes... Rather enjoyable show. Though I liked that Reaper one Ed tuned in to a while ago, shame we haven't been able to watch some more episodes.
Count: Yes, ah vell... Shall I order...
UD: 4 and 20 Blackberry Pie? That sounds perfect for a night like tonight.
*Count calls the Muff YN Fluff Bakery to get their doughy dessert delivered.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (standing next to the stove, eyeing the kettle) Claudia, you might want to try some mint tea. It's been known to help me a bit.
Scooter: I heard Gonzo and the others say something about maneuver 81A...(looks up) and it looks like they're already storming the battlements.
Beige: Oh, maneuver 81A - you know, that was the favorite move of the Fraggle special forces...that is, before the Cave's Oldest Fraggle decided it disturbed her beauty sleep and was therefore illegal.
Nora: Oh, dear...brace yourself for some fireworks. Or some broken dishes.
Storyteller: So what else is new? These are the dorms; fireworks and broken crockery are to be expected.

(Erin pours some boiling water over a handful of crushed mint leaves, lets it steep, pours it into a mug and takes it off to Claudia)

 

[The Count]

Meanwhile... The occupants of Room #1 are enjoying a slice of freshly baked blackberries, the inkyness of the berries oozing just a smidge out of the crust into the bowls, mixing with the scoop of vanilla resting upon the flakes of flavored filo.

Hmmm, Think I'll send a slice upstairs to sis to calm her down. Might send her a message tomorrow too.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Mokey *enters the room* That was a lovely afternoon, I will have to thank Bryan later
Beth: Did you go to the park?
Mokey: We sure did! We saw many different types of birds, I think Big Bird had a good time
Beth: I'm glad

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Bean, are you ready?

Bean: *comes into the room wearing a full on gangsta get-up* Fo sheezy! *puts a pair of dark sunglasses on*

Alex: *grabs her puffy jacket and puts on her go-gos* Allright homeboy! *gives Bean a high-five*

*Sweetums and Elmo come in, also wearing gangsta clothes*

Alex: Lets go!

*the four head out the door*

 

[theprawncracker]

Camilla: *running down the hall, squawking loudly* *partially wrapped in tin foil*
Ryan: *chases after her* Camilla! Come back! I need you for a school project!
Gonzo: *chasing after Ryan* Camilla! Come back! You're so shiny!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Oh thank you so much, Erin. I have been so cranky with this throbbing pain.
(Gets the cup happily)
Would you like anything?
I've got some really nea...

(Sees Alex and co. in gangster clothes, Ryan and Gonzo chasing after a poor shiny Camilla, Bunsen running from a rolling boulder, Beaker meeping after the rolling boulder, Doc singing opera, flying monkeys, and hears a very calm Eddie chatting away happily)

(Looks to Erin)

I'm too old for this...

 

[Erine81981]

We all are, Claudia. We all are. Talk to ya'll two later. Good night. *shuts the door* The place is back to the way it was.

Grover: *reading a comic book*

Hey Grover. What's you reading?

Grover: My favorite super hero. "SuperMan!"

I see. I have a freind who has a collection of Superman stuff.

Grover: Really?

Yep.

Cookie M: Hey guys.

Hey Cookie. I heard that Bryan was back.

Cookie M: He is? Good. Me needed to let him know never to make me take another one of his diets.

Oh he was just looking out for you and for what you did.

Grover: It was not nice.

*nods in an agreement with Grover*

Cookie M: *groans* Me see you guys later. Bye bye! *pushes the box of cookies out the door and down to Bryan's room* Boy! This sure is heavy.

Grover: So could i meet him?

Sure. Maybe one of these days. I'm going to head on to bed. See you in later tomorrow. I'll call you tomorrow.

Grover: Ok. Good night Kyle. *goes back to reading his comic book* And in the laboratory of........