Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sitting on the roof)
Doo-doo-doodoodoo...

Bunsen:
Phenomena?

Claudia:
Very funny.
Hey you, what are you doing up?

Bunsen:
Well, to state the obvious, check your watch.

Claudia:
(Blushes)
Hee.
Alright, dumb question. I know.

Bunsen:
There is never a dumb question,
only a dumb answer.

Claudia:
(Crosses arms)
I do that too.

Bunsen:
Oh fiddlesticks.
(Clears throat)

Beaker:
(Sneaks up behind Claudia)

Claudia:
(Whirls around and tackles him)
You thought you could scare ME?

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEE!
(Gasps and finds himself pounced on)

Claudia:
Suffer!
(Ruffles his hair)

Beaker:
MEEENOOOOO!

Bunsen:
Who knew he was such a diva?

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: What is the meaning of life?
Beau: Is the world even a dictionary?
Bo: I think that was very deep...I'm just not certain....

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: 42.
Gillis: ...what?
Kim: The meaning of life...it's 42.
Gillis: ...okay...

-Kim

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *blinking* Isn't that the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Beau: Isn't life everything, and everything the universe?
Bo: Please don't wax philisophical...
Beau: *moves candles off of Freud statuette* Sorry...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
No no! The meaning of life---is SWILL!

Bunsen:
I beg to differ!

Beaker:
Swillmeep!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ooo--cheesy.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Swillmeep? Is that even a word?
Beau: Could you say it if it wasn't?
Mildred: I.T., Information Technology.
Bo: I think he meant a different It.
George: Cousin It?
Bo: ...Swillmeep is all I have to say to that one.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Mutters not-so-nice-things)
Meemeeemeemee meee!

Bunsen:
Beaker, don't use such words in front of Claudia!

Claudia:
*Gigglesnort*
HAHAHA!

Beaker:
Meee mee mee!

Bunsen:
Yes, Mildred indeed does have a rather big no...
you heard nothing.

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Snickers)

 

[The Count]

Ergh... Meaning of life is that Bo has none to keep maddeningly posting like wildfire. Just when I think I've gotten close, he wakes up and goes off on another piffy tangent of his. Oh well, se la viv.

*Knocks on Room #26's door. Hey Grover? Wanted to drop off this birthday card from me and my roomies, and a cute little googly monster eyes picture frame with a photo of Cookie, Herry, and you together.
Happy birthday and many joyous congratulations.

 

[Erine81981]

Hey guys. Hows things going?

Grover: We heard what happened?

What?

Herry: You know.

No?

Bruce: Alex?

Oh you mean that. I see. No it's ok. We're just friends. I know still do have a thing for her. She's a cutie pootie.

Cookie M: You gonna be alright?

Yea. Don't worry 'bout me. I would reather see her happy then borad. But we'll still be friends with her no matter what happens.

Grover: I am so glad for you.

Thanks Grover. *hugs him* Don't forgot. I can always find other fishes in the sea. I'll find someone soon.

Cookie M: Me hungry.

Good. Let's oder some pizza.

Murray: Oh boy. Pizza!

Herry: *picks up phone and calls the pizza place* Yea. Uh huh. Meatlovers. Yes. Two soda bottles. Ok. 14.99. Alright then. Thanks. You too. *hangs up* 14.99 Kyle.

Ok. *writes a cheak out* Ok. I'll be in the bathroom taking a bath.

Monsters: Ok.

*sees Ed* Hey Ed. Yea. He's in there. Going to the bathroom for a bath. Ok. *walks off to the baths*

Herry: *hears the knock* Man that was fast. *opens door* Hey Ed. What? Oh yea. Grover? Ed has something for you.

Grover: What? Oh hey Ed. Yea. *gets card from Ed* Thanks Ed. *opens it* Thank you very much Ed. This is one handsome monster. And two other handsome ones too. *shows Herry*

Herry: Oh. That is three handsome monsters.

Grover: Thank you very much Ed. *hugs him* See you later. *closes the door*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (writing) The Poohbahs are a secretive lot, to the extent that they do not address each other as such in public. (looks at notes) They spend their Monday nights playing tug-of-tail and imitating Shirley Bassey, and on the fourth Wednesday of every month, they have the solemn ceremony of "Pie the Vanguard." (pauses) Where is everyone?
Beige: Erin's at classes and the paper, Scooter's helping out at the theater and Nora's down at the shop. It is Monday, after all. (phone rings) I'll get it. (picks up) Room 7, Beige speaking.

Scooter: (on other end) Hi, Beige, I just met back up with Erin and Nora. We're all going for lunch over at the House of the Rising Dim Sum, and could you and Storyteller meet us there?
Beige: Sure, no problem. (hangs up) Let's go, Storyteller, we're meeting the others for lunch.

(meanwhile)

Nora: (studying menu) They've got a new dish...something called the 10,000 Celestial Suns.
Scooter: Oh, wait, that's the one they make with all the screaming hot peppers, and I hear they keep the fire department on standby when they make that.
Erin: That's right - it makes General Tso look like a plate of bubble and squeak. (looks over menu) The pot stickers look pretty good...and there's this plate of appetizers called the Dragon's Keep...