Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Arriving at Room #1...

Count: Thank you Ed... Rather enjoyed dining at one of our faworite haunts, and it vas equally nice to get to go to Rainbow Connections Moviehouse.
Yep. But now we're home and I trust some of our friends will be calling at our door to congratulate you on adding one more year to your candles.
Count: Yes, I suppose they'll be dropping by in a little while. But I hope they'll be able to help you to.
Oh, um... Yeah, can talk about that with some of the gang here if they'd be interested in helping out.

*Uncle Deadly is tucking Adam's present near the other two parcels obtained by the Count's roomies, black flames sparking in the furnace.
Does this mean we're about to be visited by some otherworldly guest? Only the shadows knnow for sure!
*Evil laugh.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (glances at watch) Guys, I've got a meeting to run to, so can I ask you guys to run the cake and the presents over to the Count?
Others: Sure.

(Nora, Scooter, Beige and Storyteller depart with the presents and the cake, as Erin heads off to the meeting)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Arrives from work and browses through her
planner as she checks in. Her high-heels click loudly
against the spotless floor)

I think I'm feelin' the charge!
So feel the party codes!
With all my g's in the back!
Who needs a body gaurd?
I think I need to...

(Frees her her tied up hair and turns a few pages to locate October)

Release!
I'm out of control!
I'm out of body!
Release!

(Sings/dances, nearing her room)

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Bunsen:
You've the gifts Beaker?

Beaker:
Meemeema!

Bunsen:
Very good!

Dr. Van Neuter:
I hear the Claudia singing...

Bunsen:
Good sign....
Either that or a scream that'll send this
building to the next planet--we wouldn't want that,
now would we?

Especially on such a lovely day such as this or should I say...night.
---
Claudia:
Count's birthday--today.
(Smiles)
That dude is spookrific.
(Enters the room and sweeps up Count's gift quietly)

Bunsen:
Very professional.

Claudia:
Thanks.

(Claudia baked some (up to 10) number cookies for Count)
(Bunsen invented a machine that provides objects for counting pleasure)
(Beaker bought a book of advanced calculus)
(Dr. Van Neuter bought a cloak)

[Drops them off over Eddie's room]

 

[Erine81981]

*knocks on Ed's door* Hello there Ed and Count. Good to see you home. Me and the monsters have something to show you for your birthday. Ok, bring it in!

All four monsters push in a jukebox of the Counts

Grover: Lookie at what we found Count. It is your old jukebox.

Herry: And we figured that since you have all your favorite songs on here.

Murray: We would play one for you.

Burce: So herrrreee goes! *pushes in 9 coins*

As the music starts up Me, the Monster and Ed starts singing backup while The Count sings

Me, The Monsters and Ed: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah!

The Count: Ohhh-ohh, baby, count up to nine for me!
Ohhh-ohh, baby, count up to nine for me!
Ohhh-ohh, baby, count up to nine for me tonight!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9!

Me, The Monsters and Ed: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9!

The Count: Ohhh-ohh, baby, make the world fine for me!
Ohhh-ohh, baby, make the sun shine for me!
Ohhh-ohh, baby, count up to nine for me tonight!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9!

Me, The Monsters and Ed: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9!

The Count: I know you can count up to seven

Me, The Monsters and Ed: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!

The Count: I know you can count up to eight

Me, The Monsters and Ed: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!

The Count: But you’ll count up to nine if you love me
I can hardly wait!

[The Count now laughs a lot and there's lighting and thunder and howls of a wolf]

Me, The Monsters and Ed: *harmonizing*

The Count: Ohhh-ohh, baby, count up to nine for me!
1, 2, 3 -- this is divine for me!
Ohhh-ohh, baby, count up to nine for me tonight!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9!

Me, The Monsters and Ed: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9!

The Count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9! Count to nine tonight!

Me, The Monsters and Ed: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo, doo-wah!

As The Count counts up to nine, in the background Me, The Monsters and Ed keep repeating the count up to nine

[spoken]

The Count: One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!

[Laughs, and his thunder and lightning follow.]

 

[Katzi428]

Hey Count!Happy Birthday!
Prairie:We got you something very special.
Rosita:Just as special as you are,Count!Feliz cumpleanos!
we give him the thousand piece puzzle

 

[Erine81981]

Hey girls. I heard about your dad Rosita. Sorry to hear that. *hugs her*

Herry: We all are sorry to hear that about your dad. My dad told me about the war and everything. *hugs her too*

Me and the monsters wanted to meet your dad one of these days. Would we be able too?

Bruce: I would love to hear some of the stories. Not to say that i like war but it is interesting.

Murray: *behind my back*

Is everything ok Murray?

Murray: I don't like war. It scares me.

We all don't like it. It scares me too. Don't worry tho. We are all here for each other. But give us a call or come over anytime and we'll get together and talk. Good night girls. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Grover: Good night everybodieeeee!

Herry: Good night, Kathy, Prairie and Rosita.

Bruce: Good night.

Murray: G-good night. *still hiding behind me*

Come on Murray.

Murray: Ok.

 

[The Count]

*In our room...

The Count thanks everybody who came and got him a present, though the best present for him is that his friends were able to be here and share the day. Slices of pumpkin spice cream cheese icing cake were handed out to each invitee before they leave.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *singing* Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Boober: Ugh! Will you quit singing that song? It's so depressing!
Mimzy: I thought you liked depressing stuff.
Boober: Not of disasterous proprotions. Besides, it was giving me seasickness.
Gillis: How on Earth could you tell?
Tosh: Kim, make them stop!
Beast: *nodding*
Kim: Okay guys, that's enough. I don't think the Count would appreciate in-fighting when we delivered his gift.
Mimzy: Are you really sure he's going to like this?
Kim: What, a book of Sudoku puzzles? He'll love it!

-Kim

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (singing) "The searches all say she'd have made Whitefish Bay if she'd put fifteen more miles behind her..."
Beige: Boober says that song makes him seasick.
Scooter: Good thing he wasn't with us when we did "Sea Chantey" on the Muppet Show - we ended up capsizing.
Nora: We missed you at the party, Erin - meeting run into overtime?
Erin: It did, unfortunately. How did it go?
Nora: Really well - we saved you some cake, and the Count loved his presents.
Storyteller: Oh, yes, shame you couldn't be there, why there was - Scooter, are you still singing that song?

 

[redBoobergurl]

*The residents from room 3 go and knock on the door of room 1*
Abby: Hello there Mr. Count!
Red: Happy birthday a day late
Beth: We have a present for you
Mokey: And a card
Wanda: We all signed it
Mokey: I painted you this lovely picture of Hensonville at night complete with many stars for you to count
Beth: And from the rest of us, this is a game called Number Munchers that I loved when I was younger, it is kind of like Pac Man
Abby: Don't forget the pumpkin!
Beth: Oh yeah, here's a pumpkin from Abby, I'm sure you need no explanation on that one
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!