Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: So, tell me, what have I missed?
Nora: Well, I think Ed's trying to get Bryan to reduce Cookie Monster's sentence...
Scooter: And Gonzo boiled the pool, and Red was mad at him...
Beige: And Sam's trying to join the Birdkateers...and he's finding that it's not what he expected.
Storyteller: So, in general, business as usual. Now, tell us, how was New York?
Erin: Just fine, just fine.
Nora: What about those conferences?
Erin: One of them was a talk on investigative journalism, by some of the writers from the New Yorker. Lots of interesting stuff...and during the Q&A session I got to go up to the mike and ask a question.
Scooter: Wow...what'd you ask?
Erin: Just a question on whether they thought journalism schools were putting too much emphasis on the inverted pyramid.
Beige: What's that, something about the architects in Egypt misreading the blueprints?
Nora: No, it's something to do with writing news stories. What else did you go to?
Erin: A little talk on how history's portrayed in the movies, by some of the movie critics. Very informative and very funny.
Storyteller: Oh, I know, history's supposed to be all interesting...but your silly creature history teachers just ruin it.

 

[Erine81981]

Mmmm that was some good pizza. Don't ya'll think so?

Grover: As Cookie Monster would say it delicious.

Murray: *still eatting some*

Herry: Was this delivery?

No. Just an oven one. I thought other then bugging Grover and his job. I thought i would just bake one in the oven.

Bruce: It is really good. *takes another bite* Mmmmmmm.

Grover: Thank you Kyle. Even tho i did not have to work.

Well with everything. I know how those bosses can be.

Herry: I know and i still work at Henson Ville Walmart.

Yeah. I know how they can be. I'm going to clean up the kitchen. Is anybody want some more?

They each answer with a nod or no

Ok. *starts cleaning up* The MuppetCast will be on soon.

Grover: I just like that steven guy. He is really a nice guy.

He sure is. *still cleaning*

Herry: Come on Murray. Let's got play my newest video game. "Monster Exercise."

Murray: Ok.

 

[Gloat]

*standing in the corridor looking bored*

Adam: Gloat, why did you have to lose the key to our dorm

Gloat: I was hungry

Adam: Ya what?

Gloat: ... So i must have dropped it while getting some food

Boppity: When did we ever use a key

Gloat: well i never used one

Adam: So why did you want the key?

Gloat: I never wanted the key, you gave it to me

Adam: *opens door*... smooth guys, real smooth, remind me to pound ya later

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Sitting at her desk planning out her week.
Something she forgot to do during the weekend.*
Sleep--snore--stare--learn--punch the living daylights
out of weeping teens--ect.
Attend lectures...blagh.

Bunsen:
Tinker fiddle fiddle...
*Does the usual*

Beaker:
*Turns blue from a chemical reaction*
Meee?
*Sighs*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Checks Claudia's temperature*

Claudia:
Hey Doc--what are you doing?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Um, you're quieter than usual.
That gives me a hugggee hint!
Just checkin' honey.

Bunsen:
Thank you for doing so, Phillip.
That could be a grave sign of illness.
The sudden silence is eerie!

Claudia:
*Jerks her head back*
I hate those...
I'm fine.
*Smiles*

Beaker:
*Pinches her cheek to
check her reaction*
Meeee?

Claudia:
Hey...
*Pinches his nose*

Beaker:
Meee?

Bunsen:
No unexpected hugs?
I cannot believe this!
Not even a pounce?
*Gasps lightly*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Well, she is not sick.
That's for sure.

Bunsen and Beaker:
*Mouth agape*

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So It's the day off because of Columbus Day, what should we do

BABY BEAR: Why don't we go Bowling?

PETER: Yeah

ZOE: And head back to Everybody Eats for lunch

LITTLE BIRD: And go Swimming

PETER: A Fun Day Planned Ahead!

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Hi Ryan! Whatcha doin'?
Ryan: Homnework.
Gonzo: Well if you were upset about having homework why didn't you do it earlier this weekend? You've had four and a half days!
Ryan: *frowns* Don't remind me. But I don't have that much... of course there is a paper I could write, but I don't know if I'm gonna start it tonight or tomorrow.
Gonzo: Ooh! Or you could just not do it!
Ryan: ...Seems to be the direction I'm going in anyway...

 

[The Count]

Big day tomorrow... And yet, I'm still fightin' the indecision blues. *Small sigh.
Oh well, maybe some of his fiends will show up and that'd inspire me or at least make me sort out the current blahs regarding the castle's list of invitees.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Wakes up in her bed*
Mr. Gonzalez?

Bunsen:
Finally, you've woken up!
*Shakes head and smiles*
You fell asleep on the campus.
This is Bunsen dear.
Not your professor.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Do you know how hard it was to drag you here?

Bunsen:
We had to use a tractor!
Oh yes, you were quite heavy.
You slept like a rock.

Beaker:
*Pats my back*

Claudia:
*Drowsily gets up and goes to glomp Eddie*
My glompy senses are tingling.

Bunsen:
You can do that later.
Mr. Eddie probably still needs time
to recover from your past harmful
hugs.

Claudia:
*Stubbornly goes out of the room
and locates Eddie*
Indecision must be abolished...
Eddie be happy...
Blegh...Claudia sleepy.
*Glomps him lightly and goes to her room forcefully*

----

(Back in room)

Claudia:
*Collapses on Beaker*

Beaker:
MEE MEE MEEE!
MFFFMFFFMFF!

Claudia:
*Snuggles with Beaker*

Beaker:
*Looks to Bunsen fearfully*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Shakes head*

Beaker:
Meeemeeemeee...
*Sighs*

Bunsen:
Tsstss...

Claudia:
*Gets up and carries Bunsen like an old rag doll and falls
on her bed*
Night nerd.

Bunsen:
NFFFFFFF!

Claudia:
*Snugs*

Beaker:
*Points and laughs*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Gillis: *as Kim enters the room* So, how was work tonight?
Kim: Oh, it was okay. City council had their meeting tonight, supposed to decide whether or not to appeal the appellate court's decision about the library.
Tosh: So, what'd they vote?
Kim: They decided... *deep breath, then grins* not to appeal! It's finally over, guys!
Tosh: Oh, that's terrific!
Gillis: Splendid!
Boober: About time.
Gillis: So, when do you break ground?
Kim: Probably not until next year. It wouldn't make sense to start a building project this late in the year, regardless of that freak heatwave.
Boober: And that's if the city doesn't try some other way to deny you the permit.
Kim: Knock it off, Boober; I'm trying to remain optimistic about this.
Mimzy: Well, I don't know the whole story behind this yet, but sounds like it's time for a little celebration. *pulls a bottle of sparkling grape juice from the fridge*
Kim: Good call, Mimz. *starts to pour glasses* Oh, I know you guys weren't too thrilled with that Ghost Hunters DVD I brought home from the library last week. Hopefully the one I got tonight will be better.
Tosh: What'd you get?
Kim: "Haunted Tales of the Great Lakes".
Gillis: Ah, so that's why you were humming "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" when you came in.
Kim: Yup. *sings* The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee...

OOC: (For those who don't know (which is...all of you, I think), the library where I work has been fighting with the city for two years over the right to build on a piece of land we own across the highway from our current location. The city wants it for retail of some kind and so denied us our building permit based solely on that. The library sued, the court ruled in the library's favor, the city appealed and the case has been wrapped up in the appellate court for the better part of a year. Ten days ago the appellate court upheld the county court's ruling. And tonight the city council voted not to appeal again.)


-Kim

 

[The Count]

*Waking up in Room #1... *Goes out to the common room in secrecy, slices a piece of strawberry shortcake and adds a scoop of vanilla ice cream along with a lone lit candle.

Count, also waking up: Mmm... Uncle Deadly, do you know where Ed's gotten to?
UD: Not sure, he was here a moment ago...
Me: Here I am... And I have something important to say...

Happy birthday Count!
The vampire now has the cutlet of cake and candle before him as Uncle Deadly and Ed start singing "Happy Birthday" to him. After making a wish, and counting the candle and strawberries of course, he blows out the candle, thanking his friends for the well wishes as he digs into his bakery breakfast offering.