Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Swings into Alex's room*
Getting food?
Missing?
How?

Bunsen:
Alrighty Claudia, leave the nice roomies alone.
How about we do Pi on the old chalk board?

Claudia:
NO!

Beaker:
*Gasps*
Mee.

Bunsen:
She suspects Alex having used my time machine but I do not see how that is possible. Ignore her cries and we'll be on our way! Come now, it's your bedtime!

Claudia:
I don't have a bedtime!

Bunsen:
Medication then.

Claudia:
I do not take medicine!

Bunsen:
O-of course you do...
*Clears throat*
we must away...

Claudia:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bunsen:
*Tugs her to the exit*

 

[Erine81981]

Murray: Hey guys. I heard that Clauida has a time machine.

Herry: Oooo that sounds like fun.

Murray: What is a time machine?

Herry: It's a machine that is spoused to travel through time. You can visit the past back before you were even born.

Grover: You remember the G-Man's time machine that he had.

Herry: Yep. Those were some fun times.

Bruce: Let's go try it out.

All four monster races to Claudia's room and knock down the door and into the time machine

Grover: How does it work?

Murray: Like i know?

Bruce: Just hit some buttons.

Herry: Sounds like a plan to me.

So Grover starts pressing all the button which makes zaps them out of the room and into god knows where

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Spots a few figures rushing to her room*
Bunnie!
*Points*

Bunsen:
Wait, it's highly unstable!
There is a terrible liability you may
never come back! Do not enter any strange portals!
No wait!

Oh, my experiments cause nothing
but trouble! This is too devastating!

Claudia:
*Frowns*
That's not true...

Bunsen:
Do not speak!
I won't tolerate this! Pure folly!
Do not encourage me to look
at the bright side!
There is no bright side!
Come! We will get these troublemakers
back! My paitience has been tested!
No more! I will not have it!

Claudia:
Bunnie, Bunnie, remember--high blood pressure!
*Hugs him lightly*

Bunsen:
Yes...
must relax..
*Inhales*
*Exhales*

How should you suggest something so
idiotic? Must you always be so narrow minded?

Claudia:
You're pushing it!
*Smacks him*

Bunsen:
*Stumbles back*
Thank you.
I needed that.
I did not mean what I said...

Claudia:
Yeah yeah cut the shmuck.
*Snugs*

Bunsen:
*Breathes*
Alrighty, Beaker pass me the time radar.
We must track them down and return them
to this time safley.

Beaker:
MEEP!
*Worries over Alex*
*Snickers and tries to take Kyle off the radar*

Claudia:
Don't even think about it Romeo!

Beaker:
Meee?

Claudia:
Yes you.

Beaker:
*Snaps his fingers*

*They timewarp themselves to the 1800's as a start*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey Sam, I just found a note for you under the pillow on the couch.
Sam: *snatches note* Hmm? What is this? *reads it* *gasps loudly*
Ryan: *jumps* What's wrong?
Sam: Mister Big Bird would absolutely love it if I joined his highly exclusive and dignified club! Oh, oh this is just- oh!
Ryan: Oh, you mean the Birdkateers.
Sam: *shifty eyes* How do you know of the club?
Ryan: There are posters up for it all around the Dorms.
Sam: But... it's supposed to be an exclusive organization for only the most dignified and sincere of birds- such as myself.
Ryan: Um, I hate to tell you this Sam, but anyone can join Birdkateers, not just birds.
Sam: *loud gasp* NO!
Ryan: Yup.
Sam: But the title is so... so... misleading!
Ryan: It's just a friendly little club, Sam.
Sam: But it holds a dignified position in this establishment, does it not?
Ryan: Well, it's one of the few clubs we have here...
Sam: I... am not following.
Ryan: Let me put this simply, Sam, this is like joining a... oh how do I put this into a context you'd understand...
Sam: By tying in American history of course.
Ryan: This wouldn't be like joining Congress or the Senate, this would be more like joining... the city government.
Sam: ...So it is a governmental club! Oh! How delightful! I must go tell mister Big Bird that I would absolutely love to join!
Ryan: *rolls eyes* Whatever Sam, just do it tomorrow, it's late.
Link: *pokes head out of covers* It is late, now would you keep it down?
Clifford: Seriously...
Ryan: *shakes head* *turns out light* Night gang.

 

[Beakerfan]

Somewhere in the 1950's....

Alex: So, Marylin, where's a girl go to shop around here?

Marylin Monroe: Oh hon, I know the perfect dress shop! I'll take ya there.

The two get in Marylin's limo and go shopping.


Later.....

Marylin: Oh, doesn't that dress just look gorgeous on you?

Alex: *wearing a white glittery halter top dress* Thank you! It's been a real pleasure shopping with you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date.... *kisses Marylin's cheek and gets in a taxi*

 

[The Count]

Hey Ryan... If you need help explaining the Birdkateers to Sam, remember Camilla's a member, so she can break it to him in a language he'd understand I guess.
Oh well. *Gets the bats into their belfry chamber for their daily rest. Though I'm up early to get my little ones to bed, I'm really not much of a mourning person.
*Small chuckle.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Yesterday)

*They come with dresses and such*

Claudia:
This gown, corset too tight!
Can't breathe!

Bunsen:
I rather like the wig.
*Pats hair*

Beaker:
*With a ponytail*
Mee meee!

Claudia:
You guys look so much like you did in MTI--I'm serious!
*Face red*
Circulation...ugh!

Bunsen:
The radar indicates that we go further.
Wrong time! Oppsie!


Claudia:
PLEASE!
*Tries to care for her curly hair*
I love the hair though.

Bunsen:
Pretty.
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(Today)

Claudia:
Your radar stinks!
We have not found Alex or any of the others...
Eddie is gonna murder me.

Bunsen:
Not really.
I did invent this so it's my fault.
*Sigh*
Ah well! We continue forth!

Claudia:
To what year?

Bunsen:
To the time where Elvis gained the title as "The King of Rock!".

Claudia:
1950's?

Bunsen:
Mhhmmm.

Claudia:
Oh, I'll see Charles again very soon.

 

[Beakerfan]

Last night....

Alex: Bogey, that was a wonderful dinner! I've never been to a restaurant quite like that before!

Humphrey Bogart: Yes, well I'm glad you enjoyed it. *opens the door to his limo for her*

They go back to Alex's hotel, where Bogey kisses her goodnight and promises to see her the next day.

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Today.....

Alex: *wearing a light-pink Monroe style dress, curls her hair while she waits for Humphrey to come pick her up at her hotel*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Jumps in the air*
EEEEE! I LOVE YOU!

Charlie Chaplin:
*Wobble wobble*
The woman who haunts my sleepless nights!

Claudia:
HEEHEE!

Bunsen and Beaker:
*Drags her away*
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Claudia:
I'm hungry--we never ate!

Bunsen:
Yes, you've got your wallet right?

Claudia:
Yeah and you?

Bunsen:
Yes.
Right here.
*Waves it a little bit*

Beaker:
Meee.
*Hugs a picture of Alex*

Claudia:
Awww.

Bunsen:
She's nearby.
*Presses a button on the radar*
In a hotel...

Claudia:
*Looks to two hotels*
Which one?

Bunsen:
I suggest we split.

Claudia:
I tag you!
Beaker goes to the other hotel.

Beaker:
MEEP!

Bunsen:
That settles it then!
Now, how to get in is the question...

Beaker:
Meee...
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Beaker:
*Goes to where Alex remains*
Meee..meee..meee
*Sneaks around*

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[Beakerfan]

Humphrey: *knocks on Alex's door*

Alex: *opens door* Oh come in!