Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Hmmm... There's no party scheduled for tonight.
*Flips through calendar checking dates... Nope, only thing I have here is to snap Bunsen out of his delirium is to see the Sad and Lonely Man Science left him. Oh, that'd be Ben Stein.
*Small joke from Muppets Tonight.

Come on Bunsen... Don't let that get you down. If you're not inventing new inventions, then just take a day off and help out with Claudia's daily chores till the inventing inspiration comes back.

Hmmm, I think my roomies might want to join the reading this Monday. They even finally picked a couple of choice selections from a classic I loved by Nathaniel Hawthorn.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Well thank gosh..
I couldn't continue!

Bunsen:
Oh, no more?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you!

*Gets up energetically*
I must away...
*Comes back to life*
...Science!

Beaker:
*Sighs happily*
O_O Mee?
*Realizes he'd return for more pain*
*Shakes head*

Claudia:
*Snugs into her bed*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh wonderful.
Because, I was gettin' some blisters!

Claudia:
*Raises an eyebrow*
Wow.

 

[Erine81981]

*watching Fraggle Rock in room* Oh my gosh. I haven't laughed this hard in years. I'm loving this epsiode. "The Battle Of Leaking Roof" Oh Junior your so stupid but funny.

Grover: *knocks on door* Can i come in?

Door's open. It'a always your room too.

Grover: *walks in* Oh yea. *sits down on bed and sighs*

You should really watch this Grover. It's funny.

Grover: No thanks. *sighs*

*laughs some more at Junior and Pa* Boy them two are so funny.

Grover: *sighs a little louder*

Is something wrong?

Grover: Nah.

Are you sure?

Grover: Weeelllll......

Well what?

Grover: I am feeling unhappy.

What's happeing?

Grover: I guess i am to hard a worker that i work to hard.

Then hold back on some of those jobs, Grover. You do know that we live here with others and me. You don't always have to pay the rent. I can sometimes and i do.

Grover: I know.

Here's a song to help you up. *starts singing*

Me: Monsters can be unhappy
They aren't always glad
Monsters can feel discouraged
And they get sad

Herry: *pops up* Monsters can be downhearted
When they get real bad news
And they can feel so awful
They sing the blues

Me: Monsters now and then
Get a little down
And they start to fret
Or they mope along with a sad little frown

Herry: And from time to time
They get lonely too
And they even cry
Yes, they do

Me and Herry: Monsters can have big proublems
And they get filled with down
And they just got to sit there and think it out

Me: Monsters have the riiiight
To be up or down
To be mystified
By alot they see when
They look around

Herry: And they have the right
When a thing looks dumb
To get up and say
They have come

(tempo speed up)

Me: When will children finally
Learn that....

Me and Herry: Monsters can be unhappy
Life isn't just good news
Just like a human person
They feel alot....
They heard alot....
And they got a right
To sing the blues

*music ends*

Grover: Thanks guys. You made me happy once again.

Herry: Glad we could help.

Thanks Herry for helping me along with the song.

Herry: Anytime.

Glad we could have this talk Grover.

Grover: Me too. I am going to go get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *runs through door into room*
George: It helps if you open it...
Beau: *lifts broken pieces of door and leaves the room*
Mildred: Is everything alright, Bo?
Bo: Yes, yes. Everything is fine.
Mildred: You seem a little aggitated.
Beau: *returns* Are your 'tattas agid?
Bo: A little I suppose...my university course isn't quite as I expected it to be.
George: I went to university...
Mildred: ...I didn't know you were a man of letters?
George: Yeah...J A N I T O R.
Beau: Jane eye tor?
Bo: Yes...

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Sure has been a quiet day here at the dorms. No sillyness, no fanfics updated, no new news from any of our friends. Oh well, guess I'll just take a nap and see if there's anything going on later tonight.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: It is a Friday Night, so what should we do

ZOE: We Can go to Everybody Eats for Pizza

PETER: Good Idea and we can go Swimming

BABY BEAR: Right On!

LITTLE BIRD: And Tomorrow, we may go to the mall to get some things to decorate the dorm

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*In an orb-like machine*

Bunsen:
Ready?

Claudia:
*Raises her nose*
No.

Bunsen:
Oh, I knew you'd be!
On it goes!

Beaker:
*Covers his eyes and connects the plug*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Wow!

Bunsen:
I know, the suspense is
killing me as well.

---

Claudia:
*Comes out*
*Looks stiff, her white hair tied in a bun, and dressed in funeral clothes*
What are you looking at?
*Snorts repulsivley*
Never seen an old woman before?
What's this Chaplin crud? What the heck?
*Licks her lips*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Bunsen, you're not bald!

Beaker:
*Screams at the older version of Claudia*

Bunsen:
*Touches his dirty blonde hair*
This is a success that will make me richer than Bill Gates himself!
I feel spectacular! Youthful!.....very handsome too.

Beaker:
MEEPMEEPMEEP!

Bunsen:
*Sees Claudia's state*
Dear Lordy, who'd think she'd end up looking so...
lifeless?

Claudia:
*Grabs her can and walks slowly to the door*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Wow, and mean too!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *out in the hallway, sees old Claudia walk by* Oh hello! You must be Claudia's grandmother! I had no idea she was expecting you! It is so wonderful to meet you! *shakes her hand vigorously*

Sweetums: *drinking tea, sees Claudia* What the? *drops his tea cup* I didn't know we had another monster movin in! I've never seen her before! She must be from Sesame Street! Man, she is HOT! *rushes up to meet her*

Bean: *to Elmo* Hey, I think Claudia has some company! Let's go see!

*Bean and Elmo run over to Claudia's room*

Bean: *sees Bunsen* Oh hello Mr. uh..... say, you look alot like Mr. Honeydew! Are you two related?

Elmo: Yeah! Maybe he is your uncle?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[Alex, remind me to kill you. LOL! I LAUGHED SO BAD WITH THE MONSTER THING! LOL!]

Bunsen:
You could say that...
*Chuckles*

Beaker:
*Shakes head roughly*
Mee meee!
*Points to machine*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Don't sha-

Claudia:
*Narrows eyes and increases her frown*
Who you callin' granny?
*Coughs*
THIS MONSTER IS CLAUDIA!
*Tries to whack them with her cane*

Bunsen:
*Pushes her back into the machine*
This is a huge step in the field of Science!
Though, the catch is....to sacrifice someone else's youth...

*Thinks of the money he'll gain*

Beaker:
*Gasps and tries to push Alex out the door*
MEEMEEEMEEEMEE!

Bunsen:
What's the hurry?
I don't mind if she wants to volunteer...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Honeydew, your acting wierd.
Like--weirder than usual!

 

[Ruahnna]

Catherine: So...everybody happy?
(There are general murmurs of assent from the two lime-green tween recliners, in which the occupants of room 20 are snugged two-to-a-chair.
Catherine: What are we watching?
Kermit: Haven't a clue.
Fozzie: I thought it was a long commercial.
Piggy: Don't care, as long as I'm sitting down.
Catherine: Whew! Good--I thought it was just me!