Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bo: *climbing in through the windows that Robot Piggy left open for fresh air* I can't believe I lost my key already...
Mildred: *climbing in after Bo* I can't believe that replacement keys cost so much money...
George: *holding Mildred up* I can't beleive I am lifting people through windows...
Beau: At least someone left their window open for buglers and other intruders....

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *paroling the Dorms* *spies Bo, Mildred, and George climbing in the window* Perfect! This is the perfect way to end violence at this place... *loads gun and aims*
Ryan: *passing by casually* *spots Sam out of the corner of his eye* SAM! NO! *tackles Sam*

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *standing inside Layla's doorway, peering out, sees Sam with loaded gun and leaps sideways ito Mildred*
Mildred: *is lept onto and sprawls into George*
George: Hello my love...*falls sideways into Beau*
Beau: *lifts a vase of roses* Maybe these would look nicer on the right...*is fallen onto and throws the vases at the right wall* Nope...they were better on the piano...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Sam! What are you thinking? !
Sam: I... I do not know.
Ryan: Sam, you're not well. Let's get you home.
Sam: *being dragged off* But- but I must end violence! I have to!
Ryan: *shakes head* *pries gun away from Sam*

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Well, that wasn't too bad...
Bo: *stands up, catching arm in table cloth, flipping a bowl of fruit flying into a fondue machine*
Mildred: *slips on splashed fondue chocolate and grabs onto George*
George: *swings around, smashing an array of ornaments with the end of his mop*
Bo: It may have been cheaper to just buy the replacement key...

 

[The Count]

Urgh... That Bo... No wonder he doesn't live here that much, him losing his key all the time. Honestly, we go through more keys that way.
Oh well... And of course, he has to sneak in through another person's room's windows... Failing to realize that the dorms' main doors are open to all to leave and come back in through normally. But since when have we ever been normal around here...
*Shrugs and goes back to writing fanfic.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *pokes head into Leyla's room* Hey guys! Whatcha doin'?
Camilla: Brawk bawk bawk?
Gonzo: Oh, Leyla gave me a key in case she needed her plants watered.
Camilla: Bragawk!
Gonzo: What do you mean she doesn't have any plants? What do you call these things? *points to Bo and his roomies*

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *rooted to the spot* Plants?
Mildred: *stemmed in culture* Plants?
George: *leaves from under the table* Plants?
Beau: I guess so...

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Well, better set to watering them. *starts watering Mildred* *is slapped* ...Fiesty little fellas aren't they?
Camilla: *nods* Brawk.

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Keep your feasty blue fingers to yourself, beaked wonder.
George: *growls, mops at chocolate, spreading it over the carpet*
Bo: Camilla, dear, watch your feathers in that chocolate...it is not low fat...
Beau: *blinks*