Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Presses button from the remote to the transporter I borrowed from Bunsen... Bo and his roomies are instantly switched from Room #18 on the second/main floor back underground to Room #11 in the basement floor, where they belong like the hidden away tubers.
One less headache... Wonder if umbridge really does alleviate one's migraines....

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *sitting on bed* I had the strangest dream...
Beau: Me too
Mildred: Was it a dream?
George: Was I there?
Mildred: Yes.
George: It was then. *nods* *mops*

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *looks around* The plants! They're gone! I've killed Leyla's plants! Noooooo! *runs out*

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *dials Gonzo's mobile* Sorry for walking out on you...I don't know what came over me.
Mildred: *with tablecloth on head* Me either...
Beau: Do you need a hand with getting that off?
George: If she did, she'd ask me.
Mildred: Erm...George can you help me with this?
George: See? *continues mopping*
Beau: *frowns*
Bo: *removes tablecloth from Mildred's head*

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *running through the halls screaming, ignoring cell phone ringing*
Ryan: *pushing Sam back to Dorm room* *rolls eyes* *goes off to find Gonzo*

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *looks at mobile* Must have got the wrong number...

 

[theprawncracker]

Link: *carefully setting up cards exactly resembling the S.S. Swinetrek* Last... one...
Gonzo: *runs past cards*
Link: *wipes brow* Well that was close.
Ryan: *runs past cards*
Link: ...That was close too!
Sam: *shoots card formation with gun* *runs past*
Link: *falls down on knees* *weeps* My lifes work! Ruined!

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *feels the tingle of mess being made*
George: *feels similar tingle*
Both: *run for the door, coliding midway*
Bo: *massages head*
Both: *runs out the door and down the hall and all the way to where cards have been spread*
George: Dips I sweep up cards!
Beau: I call vacuuming.
George: Vax!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *dives on top of Gonzo* What- are- you- doing? !
Gonzo: I killed Leyla's plants!
Ryan: What? !
Gonzo: *looks back at Beau and George cleaning* ...THEY'RE ALIIIIIVE!
Sam: But I seem to be out of bullets...
Ryan: What a shame...

 

[BEAR]

(Bryan, Big Bird, Cookie, Bert and Ernie are all in Suite 29 with every door and window locked)
Ernie: We haven't been getting out much lately...
Big Bird: I want to go out and play!
Ernie: Yeah, why'd you have to lock us all in on such a lovely day?
Bert: Remember what Bryan said?
Bryan: I will not have you guys outside this room with all this danger going around. I don't know what's going on around these dorms lately. Werewolves, zombies...
Cookie: But it almost Halloween.
Bryan: ...an eagle with a gun!
Cookie: (Shrugs) You got me.
Big Bird: How come Snuffy isn't locked in here with us?
Bryan: Because he is too big to come inside, but he is out in his caveroom and you can be sure it is all boarded up. Not even a Snuffleupagus can get outta there!