Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

UD, in a low scary voice: Yes... Thank him you should young prawn. But isn't it about time you let him out of the booth from testing your recording device... Beat. Cleverly named, the recording device...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *shakes head* And I thought my dormies were weird...
Link: Ryan, the refrigerator is on fire.
Ryan: ...*sighs* Oh, hi Uncle D. and yes, Beaker has been let out of the recording device, and got his voice back... don't ask me how.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Two figures are sitting (Indian style) on a bed hearing music girly music*

Claudia:
*Hears the Recording Device thing*
HAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!

Oh, Doc, stay still! Will you stop fidgeting? I am trying to
paint your nails!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh but--it tickles.

Claudia:
You have such pretty nails...

Dr. Van Neuter:
I do! I swear! They look just gorgeous!

*They both giggle*

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Bunsen:
So you do paint your nails!

Beaker:
*Screams*

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Dr. Van Neuter:
It's not what you think!

Claudia:
Honest! It-t-t's clear! He-e-e..

Bunsen:
Oh this is rich!
*Takes a picture of the two*

Beaker:
*Faints*

Bunsen:
*Does an amateur evil laugh*

Claudia, Beaker and Neuter:
*Make faces*

....HAHAHAHAHA!

Bunsen:
I should probably leave that to Eddie and the others...
*Reddens*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: *calls Kim* My roomies and I can drop in on your roomies while you're away. Besides, I think a certain Fraggle in your room might enjoy seeing a certain Fraggle from my room. *chuckles*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Beth: *calls Kim* My roomies and I can drop in on your roomies while you're away. Besides, I think a certain Fraggle in your room might enjoy seeing a certain Fraggle from my room. *chuckles*

Kim: Great; thanks Beth. Yeah, I think that certain Fraggle in my room would like to see that certain Fraggle in your room, too. *giggles*

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Yes... Just don't let a certain Fraggle in Erin's room see that certain Fraggle from your room Kim and that certainFraggle from your room Beth together.
UD, aside to Count: Do you know what or who they're talking about?
Count: Not the foggiest. But its fun as they keep bouncing back and forth.
UD: Eh, whatever. Oh no, hope he didn't just hear that.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Well, it's not like we didn't warn him when we first moved in...
Nora: But it is kind of sweet, you know...
Storyteller: Just like the way you've been mooning over Scooter.
Scooter: What?
Nora: That's supposed to be a secret!
Storyteller: And then there's Erin's fascination with a certain angel up there with the initials RHH...(pause) Hmm, I'd expect her to start raising a fuss over that.
Erin: (lurching out from room and collapsing on sofa) Not tonight, I'm too tired.
Scooter: Erin, you look awful. Something wrong?
Erin: You know that story I was hammering out on Friday?
Scooter: Yeah, the really unpleasant council meetings.
Erin: Well, turns out there are going to be more unpleasant council meetings - and my editor's decided that they're my beat for the forseeable future.
Nora: Does this mean you're not covering arts and education anymore?
Erin: Not necessarily - but for now I'm the political reporter.
Beige: And you were saying that covering politics gives you heartburn...
Storyteller: Erin, don't move from that sofa. And someone get the woman something with chocolate in it - she's going to need it.

(in real life: I've been working on a series of stories involving a rather unpleasant controversy surrounding the student government association at my university - it all has to do with changing their constitution. And it looks as if their weekly meetings are my new beat.)

 

[The Count]

Um... Would prefer it if applications were sent to me directly instead of posted here in the thread. Additionally, please check the game rules first so you know all to hopefully know to join the fun.

As a quick sidebar, if you don't know your Muppet roommates' birthdays, you can use either their first appearance's airdate or respective Muppeteers' birthday instead. Hope this helps and good night to everyone.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: *opens the door* 11:43 and all is well!

*grabs Grover by the neck* What are you doing?

Grover: *tries to talk but can't, points to throat*

Oh yea. Sorry 'bout that. Now..(whispers)...are you doing?

Grover: I am the dorms night watch monster.

What for?

Grover: So no one will get up in the middle of the night and have a bad accident. I am very welcome to do it too. You know how much i love to help.

I know Grover but i don't think we need a night watch monster.

Grover: Why not?

Because most of these halls are lit up by lights. *shows him the lights around the hallways and the sair ways too*

Grover: Ohhh i see. Good. That is settled.

Good. Come on in.

Grover: *starts yelling, kicking and hiyaing*

What are you doin' now?

Grover: Being a ninja.

What for?

Grover: So we do not get any ninja theifs around here.

Get in this room NOW!

Grover: Huh! And to think you of all people would not want a protector around. *goes back to his room*

*is about to head in too before i remember something* Today's dorms has been brought to you by the letter "R" and by the #13. The dorms is a production of the Muppet Central forms. Good night everyone. Sleep tight. *shuts door*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Awwww, Nora has a crush on Scooter!
I think I heard it faintly as I was about to black out.

Bunsen:
I thought I was the only one who heard it.
That is pretty adorable. Ah, reminds me of the
time when I first fancied another girl in Highschool.

Claudia:
Awww, did you go out with her?

Bunsen:
Yes..
*Gets a little touchy*

Claudia:
And?

Bunsen:
She casted me off for a mediocre talking
vegetable...

Claudia:
Er...sorry about that, Bunnie.

Bunsen:
*Breathes in sharply*
Indeed, away to the world of creation
and away from the world of reality.

Beaker:
*Has a rose in mouth*

Claudia:
;;; Errr...

Beaker:
*Whips out a picture of his highschool sweetheart*
Meemeeme...

Dr. Van Neuter:
You still have that picture after she dumped you?
Wow, I feel better being married. I'm gonna call my sweetiepie!
*Does so*

Bunsen and Beaker:
*raises their noses way up high*
Hmph.

Claudia:
Makes me happy to be single!