Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Buckling back up with Claudia huggled over his back... To Beaker and Phil, ah, but us creatures of the night can't ever really be killed. We have a habit of coming back, our spirits still lingering in the darkness waiting for another to invite us into the world once again.
*Small evil laugh, fueled by new sister hopped up on my back. Now then Claudia, I believe you have a bit of an entrusted assignment? And please don't let the boys intimidate you.
*Drops her off at her doorstep dutifully.

*Count and Uncle Deadly clap their hands after hearing the master's words.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey girls, sorry I haven't been around much this first week back. I'm going through a rough time at work right now
Wanda: Friday was the worst wasn't it?
Beth: Yeah and now I'm worried about going back tomorrow
Mokey: Don't worry, no matter what happens, we're all here for you
Abby: I could try to cast a spell, but you'd probably just get a pumpkin. I don't think that would help
Beth: No, it probably wouldn't but thanks for saying you'd do that. You girls are the greatest friends, I don't know what I'd do without you.
Mokey: That is what friends are for
Red: Yeah, you can always lean on us. *Sings* Sometimes in our lives, we all have pain, we all have sorrow
Mokey: But if we are wise, we know that there's always tomorrow
Abby *climbing into Beth's lap* Lean on me, when you're not strong and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on
Wanda: For, it won't be long, till I'm gonna need somebody to lean on
Beth: Same goes for you guys *sings* You just call on me sister, when you need a hand
Red: We all need somebody to lean on
Beth: I just might have a problem that you'd understand
Wanda: We all need somebody to lean on
All: Lean on me, when you're not strong and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on, for it won't be long till I'm gonna need, somebody to lean on
Abby: We all need somebody to lean on
Beth: Thanks guys, I'm feeling much better

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Alright alright. I will be off! To do that assignment o' course! *Disappears out of sight*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh WOW!

Beaker:
*Pats the floor where she once was*

Bunsen:
Oh dear...that was the teleporter.

Dr. Van Neuter:
She's gonna kill you later.

Bunsen:
Eddie, as you are immortal to some degree--might you be so kind as to
sort of spill the secret?

---

Claudia:
You know, this is really starting to get old.
*On the roof with a smug expression as she cracks her knuckles*
---

Bunsen:
Tssstsst.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns*
Sam: Ryan, may I ask what it is you are doing?
Ryan: I'm yawning Sam.
Sam: Not that, that! *points to computer screen*
Ryan: *blink* It's my homework.
Sam: Is it? What is it you are doing exactly?
Ryan: American History.
Sam: *thrilled gasp* American History! Oh, Ryan! This-- this is so-- Oh, Ryan! You really have showed me that there is some taste and culture within this room.
Ryan: Well thanks Sam. ...I think.
Gonzo: *darts in* Ryan! What are you doing?
Ryan: American History homework.
Gonzo: *gasp* You can't!
Ryan: But I have to, it's my homework.
Gonzo: But-- but... American History? Why?
Ryan: ...Because I... need good grades..?
Gonzo: Yeah, but at what cost?
Sam: Oh, Ryan, do not listen to this foolish... weirdo. American History is a culturaly rich and rewarding course.
Ryan: Yeah, I know, that's why I'm--
Gonzo: You have to drop it!
Ryan: What?
Gonzo: Drop the class!
Ryan: But Gonzo--
Sam: Drop the class? That is... no! Ryan, that is absolutely unthinkable!
Ryan: Yes Sam, I--
Gonzo: Ryan you have to! Think of what you'll become if you don't drop the class!
Sam: A culturaly rich, morally correct youth of America.
Gonzo: Exactly! You'll lose your personallity!
Sam: And gain an even better one that will make all of the congressmen flock to your door!
Gonzo: Wouldn't you rather have chickens flock to your door?
Sam: That is just ridiculous!
Gonzo: No it's not! It's brilliant!
Sam: Brilliance is in the eye of the current president of this fine country.
Gonzo: And you said I was ridiculous!
Sam: Yes, I-- *looks around* Where are we?
(Sam and Gonzo have been pushed out of the bedroom and the door has been closed.)
Gonzo: *rolls eyes* *walks off*
Sam: *knocks on Ryan's door* Ryan? Ryan? It is Sam. Would you care to hear my extremely rich outlook on the Louisiana Purchase?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
History? Someone said History?

Bunsen:
Yes, how did you get off the roof so fast?

Claudia:
*Disappears again*

Bunsen:
She had my remote...clever.

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*Claudia teleports into Ryan's room*

Claudia:
Ryannn! Need help with...*Twirls* HISTORY?

Bunsen:
You teleported me as well...tsstssst.

Claudia:
Crap...well ANYWAY! Yes! What topic? I LOVE HISTORY!
I specialize in that area!

Bunsen:
You specialize in making my life miserable.

What are you? The History fairygodmother?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: ...Good to see you Claudia. Anyway, I'm just writing a paper on one of the Lincoln/Douglas debates. I'm almost done. Thanks for the offer though! You could do my physics homework for me, though.

 

[The Count]

Correction... She specializes in huggles of doom first, art second, making your life miserable third Doc. If that even breaks through to the top ten... *Ahem, veiled reference to PT100Mupps.

Now then... What did I do with that bit of fic I was wanting to write down and add...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Good idea. *Grabs his homework*
I shall do it! With honor! Dignity! Underst-

Bunsen:
*Snatches it from her hand and begins to scribble on it in cursive,
faster than the speed of light*

Claudia:
*Wails*

Bunsen:
Shhh, this one is interesting!

Clauda:
*Attempts to strangle him*

Bunsen:
Murder me and face the consequences of having an incomplete
homework. I doubt Ryan would like that.

Claudia:
Fine. Come to the room when you're done with his homework.
Make sure to not test on Ryan with your inventions!
*Leaves*

Bunsen:
I promise.
*Chuckles*
Thoughts: For a moment I thought I heard Eddie's voice...the sequence was perfectly put though.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blinks rapidly* Um, Bunsen... *ponders* ...Thanks. Make sure you show all your work.

 

[The Count]

Posted by Prawn o' Doom (MC Jr. reference): "Make sure to show all your work."
Yes... Just not physically.

*Small chuckle.