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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester
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Erine81981
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Oscar: *looks at Alex confused* Why are you making those faces at me? I didn't ask you to that. I asked would you like to see Fluffy's new trick? *sees she still making faces* Stop that! Would you stop? Stop it! *groans*
BeakerSqueedom
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Claudia: I'll be back! I miss Bunnie. I was just grumpy when I did that.
Beaker: Meep!
Dr. Van Neuter: Mood swing?
Claudia: Something like that! *Takes her control and marks the exact time as Bunsen's* *Disappears*
Beaker: *Shakes head*
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(1930)
Bunsen: Oh, so those rumors were actually false?
Charlie Chaplin: Indeed, I simply divorced her because she was just too clingy!
Bunsen: Women like that do tend to serve as a tiny burden but it is always kind to occasionally spare some affection. *Drinks some tea*
Charlie Chaplin: Too true, yet some cannot see that I am a busy man!
Bunsen: To go off topic...contrary to some of your pictures--you look rather youthful. I never knew you had blue eyes but then again it is difficult to see exactly the color when your primitive cameras only do grayscale or sepia.
Charlie Chaplin: Primitive?
Bunsen: Do ignore me. I say the most silliest things at times. Pay no mind to my words. I am only a raving lunatic. *Jokes lightly with a chuckle while trying to cover up future happenings*
Charlie Chaplin: We're all mad in some way. *Laughs*
Bunsen: So, how is Mr. Einstein?
Charlie Chaplin: Pardon?
Bunsen: Oops!
Claudia: Hey, Babe! Time to get back to 2007! *Gasps at his guest*
Bunsen: Claudia, you've escaped the loony bin! *Creates a lie* How many times must I scold you for that...
Claudia: Um what are you talking about? *Tries to save herself from embarrasment* You are confusing Gloria! You have terrible memory! *giggles nervously* Oh oh! Did I say 2007? I meant...the 2007 event! ummm...where we sell over 2,000 stuff! *Smacks forehead*
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Bunsen: *Arrives back to the room*
Dr. Van Neuter: Where's Claudia?
Bunsen: *Huffs* Doing what she does best!
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(1930)
Claudia: So, babe...you're divorced eh?
Charlie Chaplin: *Looks to the camera* Oh dear.
*Audience laugh*
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Bunsen: *Presses a button on the machine and sends Claudia back into the room* Had fun?
Claudia: *Falls on her face* WHHHHHHHYYYYYY? I GOT HIM HOOKED!
*SOB*
Bunsen: He was too old for you anyway. Tssttssstt!
Beaker: *Shakes head*
Dr. Van Neuter: EW! You were hitting on him?
Claudia: What's it to you? I'm just gonna lay here and regret having been born in 1990. *Sob*
Bunsen: *Pats* There there.
Beaker: Meep!
Dr. Van Neuter: Mood swing?
Claudia: Something like that! *Takes her control and marks the exact time as Bunsen's* *Disappears*
Beaker: *Shakes head*
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(1930)
Bunsen: Oh, so those rumors were actually false?
Charlie Chaplin: Indeed, I simply divorced her because she was just too clingy!
Bunsen: Women like that do tend to serve as a tiny burden but it is always kind to occasionally spare some affection. *Drinks some tea*
Charlie Chaplin: Too true, yet some cannot see that I am a busy man!
Bunsen: To go off topic...contrary to some of your pictures--you look rather youthful. I never knew you had blue eyes but then again it is difficult to see exactly the color when your primitive cameras only do grayscale or sepia.
Charlie Chaplin: Primitive?
Bunsen: Do ignore me. I say the most silliest things at times. Pay no mind to my words. I am only a raving lunatic. *Jokes lightly with a chuckle while trying to cover up future happenings*
Charlie Chaplin: We're all mad in some way. *Laughs*
Bunsen: So, how is Mr. Einstein?
Charlie Chaplin: Pardon?
Bunsen: Oops!
Claudia: Hey, Babe! Time to get back to 2007! *Gasps at his guest*
Bunsen: Claudia, you've escaped the loony bin! *Creates a lie* How many times must I scold you for that...
Claudia: Um what are you talking about? *Tries to save herself from embarrasment* You are confusing Gloria! You have terrible memory! *giggles nervously* Oh oh! Did I say 2007? I meant...the 2007 event! ummm...where we sell over 2,000 stuff! *Smacks forehead*
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Bunsen: *Arrives back to the room*
Dr. Van Neuter: Where's Claudia?
Bunsen: *Huffs* Doing what she does best!
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(1930)
Claudia: So, babe...you're divorced eh?
Charlie Chaplin: *Looks to the camera* Oh dear.
*Audience laugh*
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Bunsen: *Presses a button on the machine and sends Claudia back into the room* Had fun?
Claudia: *Falls on her face* WHHHHHHHYYYYYY? I GOT HIM HOOKED!
*SOB*
Bunsen: He was too old for you anyway. Tssttssstt!
Beaker: *Shakes head*
Dr. Van Neuter: EW! You were hitting on him?
Claudia: What's it to you? I'm just gonna lay here and regret having been born in 1990. *Sob*
Bunsen: *Pats* There there.
Muppet Newsgirl
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Erin: (hammering away at computer keyboard) (singing) I make my living off the evening news...just give me something, something I can use...
Scooter: (on the sofa, playing guitar) So, what's going on?
Erin: I'm still working on my article.
Nora: (reading War of the Worlds in a nearby armchair) Are they tearing each other's arms off on that council?
Scooter: Erin, I thought you said covering politics gave you heartburn.
Erin: It does - note the bottle of antacids I'm keeping at my side.
Beige: But how can politics be that bad? It's all a game in Fraggle Cave.
Storyteller: (rattling around in kitchen) Clearly, Beige, you don't know how silly creatures do politics. (takes out some ingredients) I'm going to be making a grape cake - how's that with everyone?
Scooter: (on the sofa, playing guitar) So, what's going on?
Erin: I'm still working on my article.
Nora: (reading War of the Worlds in a nearby armchair) Are they tearing each other's arms off on that council?
Scooter: Erin, I thought you said covering politics gave you heartburn.
Erin: It does - note the bottle of antacids I'm keeping at my side.
Beige: But how can politics be that bad? It's all a game in Fraggle Cave.
Storyteller: (rattling around in kitchen) Clearly, Beige, you don't know how silly creatures do politics. (takes out some ingredients) I'm going to be making a grape cake - how's that with everyone?
BeakerSqueedom
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Claudia: *Sobs loudly*
Bunsen: Oh, nothing the matter here! I've been away so I really do not know of any monsters running about with shovels and whazzits.
Beaker: *Points right* Meemeeemeeememeeeemeee!
Bunsen: Oh, nothing the matter here! I've been away so I really do not know of any monsters running about with shovels and whazzits.
Beaker: *Points right* Meemeeemeeememeeeemeee!
BeakerSqueedom
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Claudia: No, I just lost a date with Charlie Chaplin. *Clings to Adam*
Bunsen: Ignore her. I'll help you search!
Bunsen: Ignore her. I'll help you search!
Gloat
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Adam: Nah, it's alright Bunsen, they're probably just outside chasing parked cars, but remember to keep an eye out, they bite, which in turn you can blame me for, i need to buy a whip or something *pats Claudia on the back* There there, im sure you'll meet someone... who's still alive, and with a better hat sense *smiles*
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