Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Thanks, Adam...smells good. (goes into kitchen)
Erin: (going through a book with Storyteller) Hmm, yes, that looks good...that's okay, too...no, that one's way too complicated...
Storyteller: Well, we all know he's fond of orange and chocolate. And it's summer, so we might consider an ice cream cake...
Nora: What's going on?
Erin: Richard's birthday in three days.
Storyteller: Yeah, so we're going over cake recipes.
Nora: Wow, that's right...I hope Scooter remembers...
Erin: Oh, he should. He and Richard were/are best pals, after all.
Storyteller: Yes, yes...what's that smell?
Nora: Oh...Adam dropped this off. Treacle sponge.
Erin: Excellent, grab some bowls and spoons, everyone.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: I am so tired, those storms sure kept me awake last night
Red: I didn't hear them
Wanda: I did
Cookie: Me too
Beth: *Yawn* Well anyway, we needed the rain so I guess that's ok. So before I forget guys I have to find a place for you to stay for four days.
Red: Where are you going?
Beth: My all girls trip is Friday of this week through Monday. Four day weekend, it will be nice
Wanda: I'm sure we can find a place to stay, we can ask around and see who's here
Beth: Yeah, I'm not worried about it. We'll have it figured out by Thursday evening.

 

[Gloat]

*Adam is on a step ladder in the dorm, trying to take the furniture off the ceiling, Boppity walks in*

Boppity: Hi Adam, having a good day?

Adam: no

Boppity: Well i know what will cheer you up! *Takes out two party poppers and explodes them onto Adam, the coloured paper landing all over him*

Adam: ....

Boppity: *smile dissapears* You're not entirel happy are you?

Adam: I'm cleaning up the mess you made, and i havent had coffee for twenty minutes!

Boppity: But Gloat did the coffee machine, i just stuck up everything else

Adam: Come a little closer to me

Boppity: *moves closer*

Adam: There we go *Detaches a bed from the ceiling and it lands on Boppity* You deserved that

Boppity: I know

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: THE BEDS ARE FALLING! D:

Bunsen: Excuse me? *looks around*

Beaker: Mee?

Claudia: I thought I heard something fall...sounded loud because it was a bed...

Bunsen: You have been infected with Paranoia. A hazardous disorder caused by cheese and pretzels.

Claudia: What?

Bunsen: I wanted to sound funny. Apparently, I failed to accomplish that humorous feel. *Slinks off*

Beaker: Meep.

Claudia: >_>;;; What the meep?

Beaker: *Gasp*

Claudia: Sorry, I should not say those words.

Beaker: MEEE! *Tries to wash her mouth with soap*

Claudia: AHHH! PLEASE! NOOO! AHHHRRGH! THE SOAP!

Bunsen: *enters the scene suddenly* What in the name of Isaac is happening here?


*Sees Claudia with soap in her mouth*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Ick...now what silly creature came up with the practice of rinsing mouths out with soap, as punishment for using bad words?
Erin: (looks up from cookbook) Yeah, and Claudia would have to say a lot worse than "meep" for her to be cursing.
Storyteller: Mm, yes...(grabs a bottle of some liquid and heads off) Come on, Claudia, I've got some radish juice with me. It'll get the taste out of your mouth.
Erin: (goes back to reading cookbook) Let's see...orange marble cake...chocolate layer cake with orange glaze...chocolate-mint swamp cake - no, I'm saving that for Jim's birthday...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(OOC: By a bad experience. My teacher ACTUALLY dragged me to the bathroom for saying the bad version of "dern" as a kid--I was like 8 years old LOL! XD I never was the same after that. That's why I try not to curse...THE SOAP THE SOAP! D: )

Claudia: Thanks ST...*Gets the liquid and pours it in her own cup before drinking it up* XD That is better tasting than that terrible soap.. Thanks guys! Now to punish that little piece of booger! *Runs after a squealing Beaker*

Beaker: MEEMEEEEMEEEE!

Claudia: RAWR!

Bunsen: Rawr? Erin, I think a muffler is needed. >_> Oh dear!

Claudia: >_> RAWR!

 

[Erine81981]

*eatting my "Chicken Al King* with noddles*

Herry: What's you eatting?

Chicken Al King.

Herry: Good?

Very.

Herry: Very what?

Very good.

Herry: Oh. Can i try some?

Sure. *keeps eatting*

 

[BEAR]

Hey Beth! I'd be happy to take in Cookie or any of your roomies while you're gone. Let me know.

 

[Gloat]

*Adam finally gets all the furniture off the ceiling and is drinking his own body weight in coffee, Boppity and Gloat are watching 'Carry on' films*

Boppity: ahhhh, Carry On films, they aren't horror films, but they make up for it in comedy

Gloat: And that Kenneth Williams is the best actor ever!

Adam: You think so?

Gloat: Yes, he's better than you

Adam: *pours boiling coffee on him, he screams* I know he's better than me, but don't rub it in!

Gloat: *runs out dorm and down to the poolroom, jumping headfirst into the deep end, returns to surface seconds later* ow *steam rising off the water*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Me would love to go stay with Bryan while you gone
Beth: I will let him know. I am thinking maybe Red can go to Ryan's and Wanda can go to Ed's or Kathy's.
Cookie: Sound good to me. You think Bryan has cookies?
Beth: I'm sure he does Cookie Monster *pats his furry head*