Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(outside the door to room 42)

Storyteller: Let's see, we've got Lips and Dr. Teeth and ZootyCutie, and me and Nora and Erin...
Erin: All we need is the Count with the potion.
Storyteller: (as Count appears) Ah, here he is.
Erin: Right. Count, we'll subdue Alex, and you'll make her drink the potion. Everyone got their silver items, their sun lamps, and their wolfsbane and assorted protective items...okay.
Nora: (timidly) I, Eleanor Jane Brandon, being of sound mind and soon-to-be-mangled body...
Erin: Nora, knock off the last will recitation, please. (knocks on door) Alex, we don't care how bloodthirsty you're feeling or how much hair you've suddenly sprouted, we're going in!

(door is flung open)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sees everyone at the door* Aaooooooooh! Aaoooooooooh! *struggles to get free* Grrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrr! *bites at chains* *chains break* *stands on bed and howls* Aaooooooooh! *seeing no chance of escape, I dive out the window*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (holding cake cutter over her head) Uh-oh.
Nora: Now what!
Erin: (grabs walkie-talkie) Code silver, code silver. Alex is loose on the grounds. Repeat: Alex is loose on the grounds. Secure all entrances and exits, and have Crazy Harry ready with a round of assorted pyrotechnic gadgets.

(band takes off for ground floor)

 

[ZootyCutie]

Okay guys, this calls for drastic measures.

Dr. Teeth: Right. We got to catch her.

Lips: Agreed.

*into walky-talky* We're on the ground floor, and Crazy Harry's at the door with his equipment. What should we do next?

 

[The Count]

Count, to the rest of the party: No vorries... She just landed on the balcony outside, all the rooms on this side of the third floor have them.

Now then Alex... He gazes straight at her, freezing her in place with the power of his vampiric mesmorizing bloodshot batty eyes.
Here, drink this nice creamy milkshake... Drink it out of this nice silver cup, that's a good girl...

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Ziffled, twice! And here I have simple solutions to the problems... Jus carry on and LMK when you're ready to have the cure administered.
*Keeps enjoying the MC Radio broadcast, oblivious to what's happening up above.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

The group now hovers in the doorway. There are two reading lamps now trained on Alex, along with a silver cake cutter, a box of silver bullets, and several sprigs of wolfsbane.

Down on the ground, Crazy Harry stands ready to set off an explosion, should the "patient" try to jump.

Storyteller: Now, Count. We're not ready to see Hensonville break out in an epidemic of li...lico...
Erin: Lycanthropy.
Storyteller: Whatever, whatever, just give her the wee dram.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Bunsen, let's go! GO GO GO GO! *Gets army suit* *Has hair tied back and rushes in the room noisily* ONE TWO THREE! WEREWOLF ON THE MOVE!

Bunsen: Yes mam! *Follows*

Beaker: *Scared* AlexMEE!

Claudia: ALEX! D: Anyone need my assistance?

Bunsen: Or my shockers?

Claudia: no. :/

 

[MartyMuppets]

Marty: Exciting news about the second season of Muppet Show Bill. My brother has promised to get it for me either as a Christmas or birthday present.
Bill: That'll be terrific Marty.
Marty: Yes I can hardly wait.

 

[The Count]

Count: If you insist... *Directs Alex to take the shining silver drinking cup in her pawed hands and gulp down the elixir. *Patting her shoulder, there, doesn't that feel better?
You just have to know how to treat the creatures of the night... Oh hello Claudia, you vouldn't have any monster morphing issues of your own? Guess not, though Bunsen must certainly make things interesting for you.
*Trying to strike up a jovial conversation as Alex starts shedding her wolfish walker-skin, changing back into her normal clothed self.