Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Ok, left a message for Ed, hopefully he'll get it soon. Now, what should we do today?
Red: Swimming!
Beth: I'm so tired of swimming, no offense Red
Red: It's ok.
Wanda: We could go to a movie
Beth: eh, I don't want to spend the day in a dark theatre
Cookie: We could eat cookies
Beth: Actually that's not a bad idea Cookie Monster, except let's not just eat cookies, let's go on a picnic!
Roomies: YEA! Great idea!

 

[The Count]

*Back in our room after an early breakfast and a check at the store... Mmm, got Beth's message, have to work on that.
Count, outside... To Cookie: Better take an umbrella, I felt raindrops starting to fall as ve headed back. Scattered showers have been dripping through town this entire veek.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hi, Bryan! What are you doing home?
Bry: It's my day off.
Big Bird: But who's running the store?
Bry: It's closed for the day.
Big Bird: But I'm so thirsty and I was going to walk down there for a birdseed milkshake. Now what do I do?
Bry: It's okay, Big Bird. I can make you a birdseed milkshake here.
Big Bird: Oh...you're right! Why didn't I think of that? Hehe!
Bry: Where is everyone else?
Big Bird: Bert and Ernie went to the zoo and Telly took Chuckie Sue to the vet.
Bry: Oh, is she okay?
Big Bird: Yeah. It's only a check-up.
Bry: Oh good. So then what do you wanna do today? It's just us.
Big Bird: Well...we can read some of Beth's new story.
Bry: Good idea, Bird. How about we order a pizza, I'll make us some milkshakes, and we'll head down to the reading room?
Big Bird: You know what I like!

 

[Beakerfan]

*back in room 42*
Alex: *sitting on bed, staring at self in mirror* Ugh... what a day! *looks at broken shackles around wrists and ankles* Animal and I seem to match..... *looks back in mirror and notices claw marks across her face, Professor Lupin style* WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF? MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! *begins to cry*
Floyd: Aw, it's allright Alex! It's not your fault, besides, you'll get better real quick!
Alex: You're right. It's not my fault...
Pepe: *to Floyd* I do not think jou should have said that hokay...
Alex: *looks at Floyd* It's all your fault for leaving me in the forest last week! I got bitten because you got scared and ran off! *continues crying*
Animal: *scrambles under the bed*
Floyd: *to Pepe* Aw, she'll be alright! She's jest upset 'n' tired now, that's all.
*Floyd and Pepe exit*
Animal: *cautiously comes out from under the bed* OK?
Alex: Yeah, it's ok Animal. Come sit with me?
Animal: *climbs up onto Alex's lap*
Alex: I'm sorry I scared you. I know, it can get pretty crazy around here, but that's the way I like things.
Animal: *staring at Alex* *sees shackles and claw marks* PRI-TEE!
Alex: *smiles* Thanks Animal

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Oh, now, Alex, it's all right. I'll bring you a moss pack and some aloe vera and we'll help those to heal (hears screaming from Erin's room)...now what is that girl yelling about?
Erin: (from behind closed door) It's up! It's up! (runs out) The photo's up!
Nora: Photo?
Erin: Right, right. (takes a deep breath) The AIDS quilt block...
Storyteller: Yes?
Erin: (still kind of breathless) containing Richard's panel...
Nora: Go on...
Erin: It's finally been photographed, and the photo's been posted on the AIDS quilt web site.
Nora: Wow!
Storyteller: And at long last...
Erin: I know, I was starting to give up hope of seeing it posted...and hey, it's an early birthday present for Richard, how about that?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: If Alex is a werewolf half person...then I must not be a muggle after all! I AM A WITCH!

Bunsen: No, no you are not. *shoots forgetful ray on her* You are a muggle who dwells with a Scientist that is not most wanted and not about to be sent to Azkaban for the murder of Loo-...I mean...I certainly am not a deatheater at all.

Beaker: *Is in voldemort clothes* *Cackles high pitchedly* MEEEHEEEHEEMEEE! >D

Claudia: Oh look! A WAND!

Bunsen: *Gets wand and does a forgetting charm on her again before hiding it* You were saying?


*This was done for humorous purposes*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: If she's a witch, then I'm a direct descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw. And Bunsen, it's called a Memory Charm. (pause) Beaker, if you're planning on impersonating the Dark Lord, just be forewarned that I've got a holly and phoenix feather wand, plus a real knack for the Disarming Charm.
Nora: Really?
Erin: (sotto voce) Just play along.
Storyteller: Um, is it true that too many memory charms can scramble your brains?
Erin: Yeah...but seeing as Claudia has had to live with those two for the last little bit, I wouldn't be surprised if she already was scrambled. No offense, by the way, Claudia.
Nora: Hmm...wonder if Bunsen's lab coat hides any Dark Marks?
Storyteller: Eh, so what else is new?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[LOL! Thanks for the correction. The forgetting thing was part of the humor. XD I thought it sounded more ignorantish that way. See? Ignorantish...heehee..erherm. XD]

Beaker: >_> mee. *suspicious but accepts Erin's offer*

Bunsen: Oops, oh dear. You know too much heir...I'm afraid I must kill you. *chuckles* ^_^ No one is supposed to have known that. : D

Beaker: <3 Mee.

Claudia: >_> I am a muggle with nothing more even though there are wierdos trying to murder the heir of Ravenclaw. XD

Bunsen: Ouch. Beaker...you know I despise the burning pain in that dar--tatoo I was given!

Beaker: oopsmee. XD

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: I'm in the mood for coffee. Let's make coffee! Can we have coffee? Huh? Huh? Can we, please?
Rizzo: I t'ink you've had enough.
Gonzo: I don't! I like him like this! Whoo! More coffee!
Clifford: *shakes head* Boy buys a new Grover mug, and he's downin' all the coffee we have...
Uncle Deadly: Did you honestly expect any less of him?
Clifford: Nah.
Ryan: Coffee! MORE!

 

[Katzi428]

Aaaaahhhh...stretching out on my bed
Rosita: You tired,Kathy?
Yeah..actually I am stifling a yawn Sorry about that.Didn't mean to be rude.
Rosita:Oh you weren't. You look tired,though.
I'll go to sleep in a little while. Is Gaffer in from her playdate with Fatatita?
Rositarairie went to get her.
Good. I just didn't want Gaffer wandering around all night.
Rosita:Oh she doesn't.She and Fatatita are good friends. They're always together.Besides,if Ed or the Count sees them together and it's late,he goes looking for them.Just like we do.
Prairie coming in with Gaffer: She was having a good time with Fatatita and didn't want to come home just yet. I had to get both from under the chairs on the second floor. Not easy if you ask me!
Rosita:Oh Prairie..I'm sorry!I should have gone with you.
Prairie:That's OK Rosita. Both kitties are safe and sound now,right,Gaffer?
Gaffer glares at Prairie
Prairie: Oh Gaffie...don't be mad! I love you and just wanted you to be safe!You can play with Fatatita tomorrow,I promise!
Gafferrrt?
Prairie:Yes...really.
Gaffer jumps on my bed and starts giving Prairie kitty kisses and headbonks
Awwww! OK ladies....I'm tired. Oh by the way...MC Dorms were brought to you by the letters C for cat M for Meow and the number 3
MC Orms are a production of Muppet Central! Goodnight! blowing a kiss