Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Cake? At a time like this? Knew there was something I forgot.
Um. Maybe we should check with Cath. Then again, seeing as how she's not in at the moment.

*Calls up Sarah Y's bakery to see if they can deliver a birthday cake with mint green frosting to the dorms for Kermit's party.
You know, they rully oughta name that place.

Any suggestions?

 

[Ruahnna]

Piggy: Mon Chere--vous has ordered a cake, but it was too heavy to be delivered by just one delivery person. Dispatch an underling, won't you Countie dear? And someone bring the birthday boy some more chocolate ants!

 

[Leyla]

<The group from Room 18 arrive in high style. that is to say, not too discombobulated and extraodinarily late.>

Leyla: We're here, we're here! Oh, didn't they do a nice job of everything! Here, let- let me set this Grasshopper Pie down before I drop it.

Robot Piggy: <freezes> Um- did you say "Grasshopper" pie?

Leyla: <shifty> Well- yes. He's a frog y'see, and I found the recipe in Piggy's own book.

RP: Moi wrote a book?

Leyla:No, no, the REAL, er, the other Miss Piggy did, and she didn't so much write it as compile-

Jimmy: Oooh, ah love this song! Wanna boogie, Hilda?

Hilda: <looks around for Prawnie> Um- well, uh- seeing no viable alternative, sure!

Jimmy: Ain't she sweet? That's the most enthusiastic response ah heard all year!

Leyla: Yes, Hilda is very swee-

Jimmy: Listen, Hilda, ah gots these socks that need darning-

<Hilda lets out an aggrieved sigh as he whisks her away.>

Wanda: Oh look, Wayne is here, and, and he's alone. Do you think he's lonely? Maybe I should go talk to him.

RP: Oh, just go already.

Wanda: Well, if you insist. Wayne? Wayne! <she moves off towards him>

Leyla: Doesn't everyone look nice? Kermit's positively glowing.

Robot Kermit: <alarmed> What? I thought we fixed that-

Leyla: No, I meant- oh, nevermind. I have GOT to set this pie down. It's heavy in every sense of the word.

Robot Piggy: It's serious? Solemn? It's a grave pie?

Leyla: Except that one.

Robot Kermit: <eyeing it hopefully> Is it real grasshopper pie?
Robot Piggy: <looking disgusted> Is it real grasshopper pie?

Leyla: Well, yes, and yes, but the candied grasshoppers are on the side, so it should satisfy everyone.

Robot Kermit: Oh boy!
Robot Piggy: Oh, boy.

Robot Kermit: <seeing her discomfiture> Let's not think about it now, hmm? Maybe we should go give our best to the birthday frog.

Robot Piggy: <linking her arms with his possessively> As long as that other girl doesn't forget who you belong to.

Robot Kermit: C'mon, she's not the type to-

Robot Piggy: You are SO far behind on the gossip.

Robot Kermit: Good.

Robot Piggy: So, do you think she's pretty?

Robot Kermit: <gulping> Well. . . she looks exactly like you, so of course I think-

Robot Piggy: Mmmmhmm?

Robot Kermit: There's no right answer to this, is there?

Robot Piggy: <taps foot>

Robot Kermit: <to Leyla> Save me. . .

Leyla: You're a grown robot. Save yourself.

Robot Kermit: Um. . .

RP: Well?

Robot Kermit: She's gorgeous, but er, she's not my girl. You're my girl, my beautiful girl.

Robot Piggy: <to Leyla> We're really breaking him in well.

Leyla: <throwing up her hands> I'm not the one breaking him, you are.

Robot Piggy: . . . good. Let's dance, cutey! <she drags a very relieved robotic amphibian off.>

Leyla: I wonder if Catherine has this sort of trouble.

 

[The Count]

Of course she does. You should know yourself. *Helps Layla set grasshopper pie next to the shoo fly pie. *Team of Anything Monsters come in dragging the two-tear chocolate cake with mint green icing for Kermit. Seems Butch and Clyde tagged along and are trying to get people to buy tickets from their travel business enterprises. Hope Cath pops in again, it just wouldn't be a party without the frog of honor.

 

[Katzi428]

Of course she does. You should know yourself. *Helps Layla set grasshopper pie next to the shoo fly pie. *Team of Anything Monsters come in dragging the two-tear chocolate cake with mint green icing for Kermit. Seems Butch and Clyde tagged along and are trying to get people to buy tickets from their travel business enterprises. Hope Cath pops in again, it just wouldn't be a party without the frog of honor.

Well.we could have the party for our fave adult frog (wanted to stress "adult" so Robin wouldn't feel slighted.)tomorrow night or Saturday. (I know that Sunday is off because of it being Mothers' Day.)
Just a suggestion.

 

[The Count]

Mmm. That's a suggestion all fright. Though there's another birthday this Saturday, will reveal whose when the time comes.

Hope you had a good birthday Kermit, you deserve to have a great one.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *asleep amidst a pile of cake-plates in a corner* What a partyzzz.
Beau: *cleaning the cake-plates from the corner* What a messzzz.
Bobo: *licking cake-plates in the corner* What? A mess?zzzzz.
Bean: *appears* WAKEY WAKEY! THis party just got started *cute face* Oh, did I wake you?

 

[The Count]

Shhhh! Quietyou, you'll wake everybody else up.
*Shoos Bo and his crew off to Room #4 and closes the door behind them as they settle for their own round of sleepy-time inside.
There, that's better. Now back to my room so as not to disturb the others. *Goes back to Room #1 and closes the door behind him softly.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Happy birthday to Kermit the frog our favourite amphibian friend.

Bill: We bought you a clock featuring you telling the time with your arms just like those old Mickey Mouse clocks they used to make.

Marty: We hope it'll look cute in your dorm and that your dorm-mates love it as much as you do.

Have a bubbley birthday Kermo (Bubbles fly through the air everywhere)

 

[tvlistingman]

(dorm room 27)

PETER: It's Kermit's birthday

ZOE: We are going to make a card in honor of Kermit's Birthday

BABY BEAR: And we got him this Muppet Show T-Shirt we got

LITTLE BIRD: He'll love that, so why don't we go to Kermit's dorm to give it to him

ZOE: Card's Ready