Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[anytimepally]

Randall: Hey, Sal.. whatcha eating, there?
Sal: (stuffing the last muffin into his mouth) Nothmming... nothing.
Randall: Riiiiiight... thanks for sharing, Sal.
Sal: Hey, somebody left some muffins in the hall, I figured they were up for grabs.. and I had to eat them before someone came looking for them. They were delicious, though!
Randall: It's ok, Sal.. I'll just peanut butter another slice of bread and get a glass of water...
Sal: Ummm...
Randall: What is it, Sal?
Sal: We're outta peanut butter.
Randall: What are you talking about?! There's a whole jar in here.
Sal: THAT'S JOHNNY FIAMA'S PEANUT BUTTER... NOT YOURS!!
Randall: Well, I guess someone shouldn't have eaten all the muffins, eh?

 

[The Count]

That sounds like great fun MN. Now why did you get the fun college? Oh well, at least I have my own English major BA to fall back on if this Law School gig doesn't pan out. Have a happy Easter weekend guys and gals.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Say Lou? I'll be right back.
Lou: Where ya goin'?
To thank everyone for their gifts. *leaves the dorms, and comes back some time later with some packages. Goes downstairs, and leaves a tray of walnut blondies outside room 1. Then goes to room 7 with a moderate sized carot cake and a note reading:

Dear Erin, Madam Storyteller and Norah,

Thanks for all the beautiful gifts; the shall is exquisit, and I love sented candles! Lou loves everything, too.
Erin, a little bird, (maybe it was Bernice), told me about your college adventures, and I thaught a carot cake might suit you and your roomies. If bunnies made a sound I would make it here.

Happy Easter weekend,
Kate and Lou

*Next I go up to Randal's room, and leave a box of assorted muffins clearly labeled "For Randal!" and a note reading,

Dear Randal, Thanks for all the free music you've provided me and others. You're awesome! Kate

*I go back to my room.* Miss me?
Lou: Boy, you were gone a long time!
Yeah, well I had some thank you notes and things to deliver.
Lou: Ah, I see. Finished?
Yes, I think so.
Lou: Good, 'cause Wembly and I are getting kind of hungry.
You know, living here has really made you souft! Back in the rock if you were hungry, you'd start searching high and low for a doozer tower to destroy.
Wembly: Well not that high, actually. You see we're not as tall as you and...
Me: *scrunching up face* Sheesh!

 

[The Count]

*The door to Room #1 opens up just a crack, as a violet tinged four-fingered hand reaches out and snatches up the pack of walnut blondies, dragging it back inside before anyone notices.

Thanks Kate, these are tré delicious.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*passing by Ed's room* Thaught you'd like 'em. Hmmm, wonder if Randal actually got to enjoy any of his muffins last night. Surely with all that variety there was one Sal didn't like. Oh well, with all Johnny puts Sal through, he deserves a treat.

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: What is that, Sal? An early Easter basket?
Sal: No, Johnny.. it's a basket of muffins.. or it was.. there's only one left now. They seem to pop up all the time recently!
Johnny: (grabbing the muffin) Hey, thanks Sal, I am hungry.
Sal: Actually, Johnny, I was saving that for Randall.. he was kinda sore that I ate all of the last basket.
Johnny: (eating the muffin) He'll live.

Randall: (entering the room) Hey guys! what's u.. Sal? Did you eat another basket of muffins?
Sal: No, not this time.
Randall: Well, I've got the note right here.. and I don't see any muffins.
Sal: Well, I mean, I ate them but Johnny helped! They were delicious, if that helps.
Randall: It doesn't. You should at least go down the hall and thank Kate for them.
Sal: Oh, I did! I left a pack of bananas as big as me.. even took some down for Ryan and the guys in room 25 for the muffins they dropped by the other day.
Don: (excitiedly) So, that's why there are banans in the hall!.. (suddenly depressed) I was hoping the circus was in town..
Johnny: The circus is in town, isn't it?
Randall: Yeah.. you guys want to go?
Don: Of course! I'll get my going-into-town suit out.. ooohh, I'm so exicited! A circus and Easter in the same weekend.. it's as if they knew Don Music was in town, and they're celebrating the occaision!

(as we're leaving)
Sal: You know, I had a cousin once that worked in a circus.
Johnny: Sal, a organ grinder is not a real circus act.
Don: You had a cousin who was an organ grinder?
Sal: No, he was a monkey.

 

[Erine81981]

Delivery Monster Grover: *knocks on Randall's door* Hello there sir. I am the delivery monster who loves to deliver stuff to people. Being that it is my job i do around here. So here you go. From room 26 a basket of muffins, cookies and cupcakes. Now enjoy these cute little desserts for all the music you have gave us. Bye bye. *runs off*

 

[Ruahnna]

Fozzie: (mumbling around a mouthful of hot roll) Theesh are good. Canth I haf another one with butther and honey?
Catherine: Don't talk with your mouth full. But, yes. You may.
Kerimt: That's a nice shiny new stove you got there, Catherine.
Catherine: (thrilled) I know! It took them ten days to deliver it and install it, but it's here now! I'm so excited!
Piggy: Will it cook better than the old stove?
Catherine: You tell me. I'll be putting lasagna on the table in, um, 20 minutes. How's that?
(There is no response but drooling.)
Catherine: (laughing) Run along, run along. I'll call you.

 

[Katzi428]

Grrrrrrrrr.....
Prairie:What's wrong,Kath?
Writers' block.Prairie...I had all sorts of good ideas when I started this thing!Now it seems like they're practically lost!
Prairie:Well...you're not going to do very well near midnight when you're tired. Why don't you get some sleep?
sigh I guess you're right.
Prairie:I know I'm right. It's supposed to be chilly tonight,so maybe Gaffer'll cuddle up with you.
I hope so. Goodnight Prairie.
Prairie:Nite Kath....sweet dreams.
I'm sure they will be since tomorrow's Easter & we can dig into the Easter goodies!

 

[The Count]

*Goes to check new chapters in the fanfics, dreaming of what surprises tomorrow morning will bring.